Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley in Vogue

thebrokenfarted — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:59:20 +0000

I have to admit, even though she’s not naked of scantily clad in the September Issue of Vogue, Keira Knightley at least shows you how somewhat versatile she can be when someone throws makeup and weird clothing at her. She still looks like an uptight little princess though.

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Keira Knightley: “I’ve Been Banned from Reading Newspapers”

Derek Hail — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 20:35:46 +0000

Keira Knightley recently revealed to Elle Magazine that she absolutely hates the newspapers and her friends have since banned her from reading the paper. According to the Post Chronicle,

“I’m a moody b*****d, to be honest. I’ve been banned from reading newspapers because the way they’re written angers me so much. If I want an opinion, I’ll read the opinion part of the newspaper. I do not want it when I’m trying to get the facts.

“I get incredibly angry. It really f**ks me off. See, I have to calm down about it even now!”

Anger management anyone? It’s a newspaper. Calm down. In addition, she revealed to Elle Magazine,

“God, I hate my mobile phone. It rings and then I realise that I don’t want to talk to anyone. So I always press ignore. One time I threw it into the sea, but then went, ‘Oh my God, I want to be eco-friendly but I’ve chucked a BlackBerry into the sea!’

“So I went diving into the water, which I hadn’t actually been in, because there were meant to be barracudas or something, and I sort of fished around but couldn’t find it anywhere, so I had to leave it.”

I actually totally understand Keira Knightley in this situation. I usually find myself looking for an excuse to jump into the sea filled with barracudas. You know, to show off my manliness and what not. I’m told women love a man with fish bites all over his body, so why not?

Update: I decided to move this to the top because I found the Elle Magazine scans.

Keira Knightley at “Atonement” Premiere in Toronto

Derek Hail — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 14:33:21 +0000

Keira Knightley is pictured at the “Atonement” premiere at the Toronto Film Festival and she still appears anorexic. While I have no idea what this “Atonement” movie is about, based on the pictures I’m inclined to think it’s a gaggle of anorexic women trying to find ways to hide food from their parents. The best part is, they never succeed.

Keira Knightley is not a Slut

Derek Hail — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 14:45:25 +0000

Keira Knightley has admitted she is shocked by celebrities like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears parading arounnd like drunken sluts everyday of the week. While at the Venice Film Festival, shortly after “Atonement” received “critical acclaim” Keira Knightley revealed,

“I’m not going to get blind drunk and then stumble out and fall over and puke up in front of people

I’m not saying I don’t do that in private, but I try not to… They’re real people proving they’re sluttier than everybody else because they don’t even wear knickers.”

Of course Keira knows how to party in private. Basically, if you get Keira Knightley drunk in the privacy of her home, she’ll be running around naked with a lightsaber trying to cut you.

Keira Knightley is Not Naked in New Movie

Derek Hail — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 13:06:19 +0000

Do you remember when I said Keira Knightley was going to be naked in her new movie “Atonement?” I was wrong. It was reported that she was pictured wearing a practically see-through slip after emerging from a pool of water. Unfortunately, the slip isn’t see-through. As a matter of fact, it isn’t even remotely see-through.

I’m crushed. Discovering a nude celebrity in a movie is like finding the toy at the bottom of the cereal box for adults. Except this time, I was screwed out of the decoder ring. I got that stupid mini-baseball card instead. I mean, what the hell is the point of this baseball card? How am I suppose to find secret FBI files without the decoder ring. Screw you Cracker Jack man.

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Keira Knightley Naked in New Movie

Derek Hail — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 13:10:22 +0000

While Keira Knightley is no stranger to stripping off her clothing for movies, in her latest movie, “Atonement,” which is currently being filmed, Keira appears partially naked after a dive into the water in a white, pratically see-through slip. According to the Chronicle, the movie’s director Joe Wright said,

“I wanted to cast Keira as a woman, a sexual character. She’s only ever played girls before.

“There is a key scene with James McAvoy where she dives into a deep fountain to retrieve a broken vase. Keira emerges from the water and stands on the fountain’s edge. It was her idea to stand there for quite so long – but I quite liked it.”

One of the best parts about standing in water is being able to look down at your own reflection. Now, I’m not saying Keira was staring at herself, but I’d understand if she was. If you look like her, or better yet, like me, you just learn to steal glances at yourself every second you get.

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Sienna Miller’s Lesbian Sex Scene with Keira Knightley

Derek Hail — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:30:58 +0000

Lindsay Lohan, after being unable to negotiate a deal with the financiers of “The Best Time of Our Lives,” pulled out of the movie where she was set to play Caitlin, who was going to have a lesbian sex scene with Keira Knightley. Sienna Miller is set to replace Lindsay Lohan in the film and most important, the sex scene. According to Female First,

Keira is set to play Vera – a childhood friend of Dylan’s who is said to have had a sexual relationship with him and Caitlin.

Matthew Rhys, who will play the hard-drinking poet, said: “There will be a bit of a ménage a trois scene going on. I hope I’m up for it!”

Keira Knightley in a lesbian sex sceene? Where’s the sign in sheet?

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Keira Knightley is a Damn Ghost

Derek Hail — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 16:58:58 +0000

Keira Knightley has the solitary confinement jail-house glow going on. After weeks of being trapped in a 6×6 cell with nothing but to pot to piss in and a floor to pour it on, even the darkest of men can blend into the White House. These aren’t super secret ninja tactics here, it is the ancient art of lock yourself in the dark because the sun light burns.

Vampire? Unlikely! Pale girl in desperate need of a tan? Absolutely!