This might’ve been worth a weekend trip to Florida. Katy Perry performed at the Pool Party Concert at the Fontainebleu Hotel in Miami Beach. I’m not saying I wanted to hear her sing, but her rack would’ve made the trip worthwhile. Especially the way she was bouncing around (from the look of the pictures).

And then I might’ve seen Katy at the beach, which she enjoyed in her little pink bikini (you can see in the pics below). The lady has a nice ass to go along with her rack. Maybe next time.

I’m not entirely sure whether the dominatrix look is believeable on Katy Perry, but there is no denying that it’s at least hot in certain aspects.  Sure, there’s nothing like a woman revelling in her sexuality, but for those people out there that are true leather and whip fans I doubt they think that she’s tough enough to beat them with a paddle or send 100 volts of electricity through their nipples. 

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Leave it to Katy Perry’s weird and eccentric nature to always provide the world with a sense of humor during what hypochondriacs see as the worst thing thing to happen since the belief that their waiter hacked a loogie in their cobb salad.  Digging on the swine flu sensation, Katy pops on to her blog with a trendy/tacky accessory.

“Since swine flu is super trendy I wanted to make sure I was in style with my swine flu ring!” the “I Kissed a Girl” singer writes on her blog. “I got this one in Miami at Big Drop the other day … a flying piggy.”

“Kitty Purry [her cat] was telling me the other night that she remembers when bird flu was in and now pig flu is cool and she wonders when kitty flu is gonna hit,” writes Perry, “as she would like to be more popular than she currently already is. Fame whore.”

A chick that stays on top of, and I use this loosely, “fashion” that seems to have regular talks with her cat seems to confuse me.  Is this part of her seemingly endless stunt to draw attention to herself, or is she actually that lonely?  Whatever the case, I could fix it personally.

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I’ve just discovered that the only thing worse than granny panties are seeing them on someone who’s no where near being old.  Shame on you Katy Perry, your retro tendencies have gone too far!  The only plus side to this is those poor people in Barbados had to firsthand witness this travesty.

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