Katy Perry almost went demure on me at MTV’s VMAs last Sunday. Has becoming a married lady led to Katy toning shit down?

I hope not, if she wants to continue her music career. Russell Brand should know better than to try to keep that shit on lockdown (especially since he’s been seen acting a little too friendly with an old flame).

Then again, knowing Katy, Sophie Turner had better watch her back before Katy (with her BFF Rihanna) show up to kick her hot little ass.

Katy’s still looking pretty curvy in this get-up, but I say: Let those tits POP, Katy!

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Haven’t seen much of Katy Perry lately. I guess once she was a married chick a little of the appeal waned. Or she had just reached the saturation point.

Well, here’s Mrs. Russell Brand rocking the stage, showing off those TITS and those LEGS.

Gotta love Katy’s body… of work, of course. Did you hear about Linda Perry (rocker and hit songwriter) calling Katy “microwave popcorn“?

“…It’s the crap, like who wants a f–king Katy Perry record? I’m sorry, you know? You’re gonna get the two songs that are probably the hits that are good, but the rest of the album is gonna be crap.

“I’m not saying Katy is bad. She’s great for what she does. But she’s not reinventing the wheel, she’s not giving substance. She’s just giving, you know, microwave popcorn for you to feast on right at this moment. You know, that’s it…”

Shallow bastard that I am, I could feast on Katy ALL night. If I didn’t have to worry about Russell kicking my ass. Who wouldn’t feast on those tits?

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Now, I admit I haven’t thought about those damn blue smurfs in years. YEARS.

Here’s Katy Perry lending her… physical talents… to make the little blue shits interesting again.

I’m not sure if the kids need to see Katy in that little dress, but it sure as hell works for me. Her rack and long legs make that damn dress.

Not sure it’ll make me go see the Smurf movie, but I definitely enjoy the pictures. Although the blond is kinda throwing me off. I don’t see Katy as a blonde.

Nothing personal. She’s one of the hottest chicks in the entertainment industry.

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Katy Perry showed off her ladies for Vanity Fair. Lovely, indeed. Do we CARE what else there is to Katy than what DOES meet our eyes (meaning those TITS)?

When you can tear your eyes away, check out these luscious links:

• Some HOT, some definitely NOT: take a look at the chicks at the annual Mets Costume Gala. – Moejackson
• Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens return from vacation: TELL ME you wouldn’t have given up at least a week’s salary to vacation with them! – I”m Not Obsessed
• Vera Jordanova sure as hell can FILL OUT a bikini top. – Celebslam
• Hollywood made Sleeping Beauty SEXY. Works for me. – The Blemish
• Bar Refaeli covers GQ Italia. TOPLESS. ‘Nuff said. – Yeeeah
• Twelve HOT SHOTS of Christina Hendricks. – CityRag
• Yeah, Miranda Kerr is nursing. LUCKY baby and daddy! – Hollywoodtuna

Katy Perry may be a married chick now, but that clearly isn’t stopping her from working that famous rack and shaking her ass onstage. You go, girl.

That tutu or whatever that shit is she’s wearing reminds me of cotton candy for whatever reason. I would be happy to lick cotton candy (or anything else) off this chick.

Especially if the candy was spread all over those TITS.

Russell Brand does not deserve to get a hot piece of ass like this all to himself. Hasn’t that bastard already gotten more than enough tail?

Damn.

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Gotta love Katy Perry. Here’s the chick at the People’s Choice Awards. Looks like she decided to reward the people for giving her an award by flashing her cleavage. I consider myself properly thanked.

Check out these luscious links:

• Alessandra Ambrosio shows how hot she is in this 2010 photoshoot for a Victoria’s Secret catalogue. – Moejackson
• Rachel McAdams tries to tantalize in a super low-cut dress. Too bad she doesn’t have any tits. - I’m Not Obsessed
• Is Eva Longoria going bankrupt? Tony Parker sure as hell better hope NOT. – Celebslam
• Did you think the pictures of Stephanie Seymor and her son were a bit, um, WEIRD? Well, her son has a response, that, IMO, is just about as weird. – The Blemish
• Emmy Rossum shows off her NIPPLES. – Yeeeah
• What the HELL has Jessica Simpson done with her hair? And WHY is she inflicting the image on us? – Hollywoodtuna

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What do you think: does Katy Perry’s rack look too small here? Her people are apparently worried about it.

I think they’ve lost their damn minds, but what do I know?

I’m gonna go out on a limb here. Judging from how thin Katy is, I’m guessing she had some, um, surgical assistance in getting that 34 D rack of hers. It’s nothing to be ashamed of or anything.

But why go so big and then try to hide those luscious girls?

I think you’ve got a great rack, Katy. Show those girls off!

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Apparently, Katy Perry’s people are worried that her tits are too big.

To which I say: No. Such. Thing. (and I’m sure you’re with me. It’s not like we’re talking about Heidi Montag’s G-cup or some ridiculous shit like that).

When Katy shot some ads for the VH1 show Divas Salute the Troops, her people had the ads re-done because her cup runneth over a bit too much for their taste, someone told Us Magazine.com.

“But her team thinks her boobs look too big,” the source says of the newlywed (whose bra size is 34D).

Another source confirms: “It’s true. The ads are being redone!”

Either her team is smoking some powerful shit or new hubby Russell Brand cracked some skulls.

‘Cause trust me, I’m sure the troops (especially the sailors) would have NO complaints admiring Katy’s rack.

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