Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Katy Perry pictures and gossip


Katy Perry in Complex Magazine

I’m not entirely sure whether the dominatrix look is believeable on Katy Perry, but there is no denying that it’s at least hot in certain aspects.  Sure, there’s nothing like a woman revelling in her sexuality, but for those people out there that are true leather and whip fans I doubt they think that she’s [...]

Katy Perry Has Swine Flu Fever

Leave it to Katy Perry’s weird and eccentric nature to always provide the world with a sense of humor during what hypochondriacs see as the worst thing thing to happen since the belief that their waiter hacked a loogie in their cobb salad.  Digging on the swine flu sensation, Katy pops on to her blog with a trendy/tacky [...]

Katy Perry Needs a New Bathing Suit

I’ve just discovered that the only thing worse than granny panties are seeing them on someone who’s no where near being old.  Shame on you Katy Perry, your retro tendencies have gone too far!  The only plus side to this is those poor people in Barbados had to firsthand witness this travesty.
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Katy Perry in Loaded Magazine

Featured in the UK magazine Loaded, Katy Perry is up to her usual antics, and they’re pretty rated R — if you’re still stuck in the ’50s.  Seriously, I don’t know the last time I have seen a girl wearing pants that high since Steve Urkel, and even then she’s giving that nerd child a [...]

Katy Perry in Esquire Magazine

For Esquire magazine, Katy Perry ditches those pant getups and those scary dresses for something more traditional, and you know what?  I like it.  When she’s not distracting you with how amazing she is by riding giant lipsticks of slamming head first into cakes, you discover that with the right wardrobe advisor and a good [...]

Katy Perry Kissed a Boy and Doesn’t Like It

The rumors that are going around that Katy Perry was snuggling with Benju Madden just ain’t true, according to the singer that was made famous for her love for kissing.
“Oh kittens! It’s two pseudo famous people sitting next to each other… doesn’t mean we were bumping uglies!” she writes on her blog after witnesses tattled [...]

Another Day, Another Wierd Katy Perry Dress

If this was anyone else except Katy Perry wearing this dress, I would go into a monologue about how tacky you have to be to put on a dress like this to something like the Critic’s Choice Awards.  My speech would be so long and drawn out that if I sat out on the corner [...]

Katy Perry Counts Down to the New Year

Someetimes it’s good to be a celebrity.  Not only are they prone to have amazing New Year’s Eve parties, but more times than most they get paid to have a good time too.  Take Katy Perry for example at Gridlock in Hollywood:
After leading the countdown to ‘09, she shouted, “Happy f–king New Year, everyone!” and [...]

Katy Perry Continues to Market Experimental Sexuality

Snagging a Grammy for Best Female Pop Vocal, Katy Perry dishes the dirt on kissing girls and her bad taste in wardrobe:
“I’m definitely going to be on the worst-dressed lists,” she says in the newest issue of Page Six magazine, which hits stands Dec. 7 in the Sunday New York Post.
The “I Kissed a Girl” [...]

Four Eyed Katy Perry

Well, Katy Perry at Europe’s MTV awards gave men a reason to be staring below neck level.  When she tells you to look into her eyes, I’m pretty sure you know which ones.  Thanks for making it easier on us.
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Katy Perry’s Tips to Halloween Success

For those of you who are asking, this is dedicated to you:
Dear Derek Hail,
how do you have a successful Halloween party?
Sincerely,
Some Nobody without Friends
Dear Nobody,
That’s an easy question.  First of all, to ensure triple success, be born in October.  Why? Because you’ll have people in the spirit to want to attend–and actually feel excited [...]

Katy Perry Sure Loves Cake…

Trust me, I know what you’re thinking Katy Perry.  “Delicious cake.  I must have it.”  I also know what you’re thinking.  “Who the hell let the rabid dog out during the Latin MTV Music Awards?”  Everyone else on that stage and in the audience probably have the same reaction: “esos americanos locos…”

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Katy Perry’s Cleavage is No Where Near as Big as Her Forehead

I think Katy Perry’s cleavage at Christian Dior’s Paris fashion show was enough to offset the horror I feel towards her abnormally long head or her borderline Japanimation eyes.  I bet if i scroll through the credits of the movie “Children of the Damned” I’ll find her name somewhere.  Even in “Elephant Man,” I think [...]

Katy Perry and Her Big Fat Head

Okay, after seeing Katy Perry in her German photo shoot,  I’m really getting bothered by having to see her elongated head all the time.  I have to admit, it was cute at first because she was wearing some lingerie getup, but now fully coming to the realization that Ted Danson has a little bit of [...]

Katy Perry is Still All About the Ladies

Katy Perry wants to step up her game, and unlike her video where she’s just standing around in a corset, she wants to actually sing her latest music hit “I Kissed a Girl” and actually mean it.
Katy Perry is apparently working on finding a female celeb to kiss during this year’s live telecast of the [...]

Katy Perry is a Pedophile

Apparently trying to make the papers by saying something shocking, Katy Perry said she wants to kiss Miley Cyrus.
Katy Perry sings the summer’s sexiest song “I Kissed a Girl.”
So who’s her dream same sex smooch?
“Miley Cyrus!” she says in the latest issue of Steppin’ Out magazine. “She’s the lucky girl. It’s cool to hear through [...]