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Katie Holmes is One Big Car Wreck

Katie Holmes showed up at the Hollywood Premiere of Tropic Thunder, and as she proceeded down the red carpet, it was almost as if a thousand weeping violins played the chorus to a thousand men’s deflating shaft. As if the haunting of her last scuff with the demon barber wasn’t enough, something told her [...]

Tom Cruise Likes His Man in a Suit

Katie Holmes has recently admitted that Tom Cruise loves it when she wears a suit. According to FF,
Katie said: “Tom likes me in a suit and a mini every now and then. I like it when he likes it. It makes me blush!
“He’ll say, ‘You look good. I hope security is going with you.’ Now [...]

Katie Holmes Designs a Christmas Card

Katie Holmes has designed her family’s Christmas card in hopes of making Christmas a “classy affair” for the Cruise-Holmes family. According to Female First,
The card bears the message, “Happy holidays and best wishes for a joyous new year. Love Tom, Kate, Bella, Connor and Suri” in a brown sweeping font…
Katie has kept her staff busy [...]

Tom Cruise Plans for Another Girl

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may add one more child to their emerging clan and rumor has it they want a girl. According to OK!,
“It’s something they want to do sooner rather than later,” a source from Tom’s Berlin Rubicon set tells OK!. “Suri has been such a joy for Tom, so he’d be more [...]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to Appear Nude

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are allegedly planning to appear naked in a magazine photo shoot to show off the more sensual side of their relationship. According to Australia’s New Weekly magazine,
“They have already started planning some of the photos. One suggestion they were keen on was a shot of them posing together in the [...]

Suri Cruise is an Animal

Suri Cruise was caught flaring her fangs at David Beckham’s first game as an L.A. Galaxy team member. This adorable little girl either needs a diaper change or a rabies shot. However, Katie Holmes doesn’t seem to be phased by her daughter’s ferocity.

Maggie Gyllenhaal: “I’m No Katie Holmes”

Maggie Gyllenhaal is set to play Rachel Dawes in the next installment of the Batman series, “The Dark Knight.” Despite replacing Katie Holmes, Maggie wanted to insure her fans that she is no Katie Holmes. According to MSNBC, Maggie said,
“I’m not walking into Katie Holmes’ performance,” Gyllenhaal said, reports WENN. “I’m thinking of it as [...]

Is Katie Holmes pregnant?

With rumors speculating whether or not Katie Holmes is pregnant, these pictures of Katie in a bathing suit suggest she isn’t. I don’t see anything resembling a baby bump or a protruding lower stomach. However, what I do see is a young, fit woman, wearing a really ugly bathing suit. Tom must have forbidden her [...]

Katie Holmes Spotted with Another Man!

Katie Holmes is allegedly giving undue affection to her “Mad Money” co-star Adamn Rothenberg. According to MSNBC,
“They shot a scene in which Adam wrapped his arms around Katie’s waist, then the two of them had an intimate discussion,” a “set insider” told L&S. “They lingered after the director said ‘cut,’ and it got everyone talking.”
A [...]

Scientologists vs. Kiddie Catholicism: FIGHT!

Even though Tom Cruise is a devout, very vocal, Scientologist, Katie Holmes wants to enroll Suri Cruise in “kiddie Catholicism” classes. According to the Post Chronicle,
The actress, who was raised a Catholic, gave up her religion and embraced the bizarre sci-fi cult when she met in Tom in 2005.
But Katie has now allegedly been secretly [...]

A Protective Tom Cruise, Hides Suri from the World, Aliens

After the Vanity Fair photo shoot, Suri Cruise has rarely been spotted in public, which shouldn’t come as a surprise considering she was hidden away for several months after her birth before anyone saw her. However, as the Chronicle reports, other celebrities have taken their children out to play in the sunlight.
Most families, even famous [...]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Set a Date

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are finally getting married and set a date for November 18th. After much speculation over the last few months, they have decided to make sure Suri Cruise was no longer a bastard. According to People,
The actor told Good Housekeeping in June that he and Holmes had waited to wed until [...]

Jessica Simpson, Disgusting

Jessica Simpson use to make teenage boys all around the world excited, but it seems she is re-working her image. Tom Cruise is currently on a image fixing campaign, whereas Jessica is trying to destroy her own. Or she plans on re-emerging as the regulation blonde super-star after she drives herself into the ground… Time [...]

The gossip keeps flowing

Emmy Rosum nipple slip pictures, what could make a day better?
Alicia Keys should not be a swimsuit model. However maybe she should consider Plus Sizes for Women?
Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham roam around Paris. Katie is looking very thin lately, she really did a great job losing all of her weight
Eva Longoria still wants Tony [...]

Tom Cruise to appear on Oprah. Again!

Tom Cruise is currently in talks with re-appearing on the Oprah Winfrey show. According to Lifestyle Weekly, the main goal of this appearance won’t be to wreck and destroy his acting career like the last one did, but to help repair it.
“Tom needs to repair his image and Oprah is more than glad to help [...]

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise to have another baby

Katie Holmes recently admitted her plans to have another baby with Tom Cruise, but she first wants to be Tom’s wife before their next baby extravaganza.
The couple’s wedding, which was rumoured to be taking place this autumn, is now reportedly being fast-tracked because the former ‘Dawson’s Creek’ star is hoping to get pregnant again by [...]

Tom Cruise has been reborn

Putting aside the fact that Suri Cruise looks like a little boy who got into a fight with some black hair dye and baby powder, Tom Cruise keeps her nestled in his jacket as if he were a Kangaroo. I am beginning to understand the changes…
[tags]Tom Cruise, Suri Cruise, Katie Holmes[/tags]

Tom Cruise and Vanity Fair need help - they call each other

Vanity Fair, after reporting a decline in advertising pages by 15% and an increase in circulatiion by 7% late last month, hoisted their publisher off his helm because of his inability to capitalize off the increase in circulation. The new publisher has decided to attract advertising dollars by allowing Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes [...]

Tom Cruise makes cheap babies

According to media reports, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes refused to sell photos of Suri Cruise because they weren’t as valuable as Shiloh Jolie-Pitt photos. Their largest offer for photos was for 3 million dollars whereas People reportedly paid 4 million for Shiloh.
A magazine expert tells Friedman now that the baby is nearly three months [...]

Tom Cruise in Tokyo without Suri

Tom Cruise had to visit Tokyo, Japan to promote his release of Mission Impossible 3. However, Tom was alone in Tokyo and when he was asked about his Suri Cruise and Katie Holmes, he responded,
“Unfortunately, I wanted to bring them but Suri, it’d be too much for her, we’re only going to be here for [...]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes work on baby #2

According to the National Enquirer, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes allegedly are attempting to have another baby. Both, Tom and Katie are pleased with Suri Cruise, which is what prompted them to desire to have another baby right away.
“Tom and Katie are so thrilled with Suri that they want to have a second baby right [...]

Madonna ends relationship with Britney Spears

Madonna supposedly has ended her friendship with Britney Spears because she gave up Kabbalah. Madonna has also requested Britney give back the 12th century Kabbalah book, which was a wedding present. A source told Britain’s Hot Star magazine,
Madonna spent months teaching Britney the Kabbalah system, and splashed out thousands on the ancient scripture [...]

Victoria Beckham shares anorexic diet with Katie Holmes

Victoria Beckham has been giving her friend, Katie Holmes, tips on how to get back into shape after having a baby, reports Mirror. Katie decided to use Victoria as a source because, as a friend told ‘Reveal‘ said,
She got her figure back within weeks of giving birth to Cruz. So Katie thought Victoria was the [...]

Tom Cruise pulls Katie to the hilltops

Come on honey - to the hills I say. TO THE HILLS. No one will call me short there or make fun of our religion.
Tom Cruise secretly acquired a plot of land, through the church of Scientology, on a hilltop that overlooks California’s San Fernando Valley, which is where Tom plans to build his dream [...]

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are no longer in paradise

According to Life and Style weekly, Tom Cruise an Katie Holmes allegedly got into a huge fight which ended in Katie taking the baby, Suri, to her parents in Ohio, to flee from Tom. An insider said,
The couple allegedly had a “huge argument” which ended with Katie declaring, “I’m doing this and you can’t stop [...]

Katie Holmes denies her parents

Katie Holmeses parents were denied visitation rights of their first grandchild, Suri Cruise, for two and a half weeks. Sources say they were denied because Tom Cruise was promoting his new movie which made it so he could not be present to monitor the actions of the evil Christians who may try to corrupt Suri. [...]

Katie Holmes flaunts her nursing bra with Tom Cruise

[tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] flaunts her nursing bra in a desperate attempt to assure the world the baby is real. I don’t understand how anyone could walk around like this and not notice they’re exposed. Where was [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] on this? I would hope if I was walking around with my penis hanging out of my fly, [...]

Tom Cruise loves used diapers

Tom Cruise: Keri! I like feces.
Keri Russell: Wow! me too.
[tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] and [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] use a system for taking care of their new baby. Tom Cruise said,
I changed her first. I change diapers all the time. I have to tell you, I love it. We have a whole system worked out. It’s the ‘B and [...]

The Tom Cruise Birth - Epilogue

A protective [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] takes [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] back from the hospital
The birthwatch is finally over and people can rest knowing the baby is here. The baby, Suri, is said to have “lots and lots of dark hair and big, blue eyes”. The possibility of it being an alien has not been ruled out. [...]

Tom Cruise has a BABY GIRL! Katie Holmes involved.

So the day has finally come!! [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] and [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] gave birth to a baby girl. A spokesman, Arnold Robinson, was quoted as saying,
The baby, named [tag]Suri[/tag], weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long. The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew, meaning “princess,” or in Persian, meaning “red rose”.
In [...]

Cruise considers The Placenta!

[tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] considered eating the placenta of [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] after she had given birth. He was quoted as saying,
I thought that would be good. Very nutritious.
Probably with a nice chianti and some fava beans!?!? After being told it was a big meal, Cruise reconsidered and decided not to. [...]

Katie Holmes is still packin’

This picture doesn’t even need commentary. Aside from the fact she is still fat, still ugly, and still dating [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag], [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] even manages to put on the best smile I have ever seen.

Katie Holmes is a Scientologist?!

Katie keeps silent…
[tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] was recently interview for Primtime with Diane Sawyer. When asked about Katie, her religion, Scientology, and aliens. Tom Cruise told Sawyer that in regards to their religion,
…we’re just Scientologists.
I think I saw [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] on a milk carton somewhere. Is she supposed to keep [...]

TomKat in GQ

[tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] and [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] posed in [tag]GQ[/tag] recently. Not even the professional GQ photographers can make their affection for each other look genuine. This marriage is still Tom’s way of denying his sexual preference and ensuring he is normal. You failed.

Katie, Suck on this.

[tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] is a caring man. He understands how difficult it is going to be for [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] to remain quiet while giving birth. As previously reported he gave her an IPOD with several hand selected songs for Katie. Tom Cruise will hold no boundaries to ensure comfort for Katie Holmes. This time, he allegedly [...]

The baby is coming… THE BABY IS COMING!!!

As each day passes, we are closer to history in the making. [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] will soon give birth to the child of [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag]. Each week has been filled with tension as we find out whether Tom Cruise’s child will be a boy or a girl. A few weeks ago, we [...]

The next IPOD campaign: IPODbirth.

It is reported that [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] provided his wife with an IPOD with 300 hand selected songs to help assist [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] in keeping quiet during birth to prevent psychological damage to the child. There will also be several Scientology elders present along with 6ft signs reminding Katie she needs to remain quiet. Scientology rules.
I [...]

Tom Cruise isn’t Crazy

[tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] was seen on Tuesday as a host at a Yahoo convention in Sunnyvale, California, where he had an impromptu arm wrestling match with CEO Terry Semel, but Tom Cruise isn’t crazy. He reenacted his jumping on the sofa scene, originally seen on [tag]Oprah[/tag], by jumping on a chair at the Yahoo convention and [...]

Oh Tom, Silly Charade.

Tom cruise and Katie Holmes supposedly has taken part in a wedding ceremony on a ship. They exchanged their scientology rings and other big name Scientology members were present including John Travolta and Kirstie Alley. I still don’t know why they are keeping the relationship together and supposedly plan on getting married for real later [...]