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	<title>Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail &#187; Katie Holmes</title>
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		<title>Katie Holmes is One Beautiful Boy</title>
		<link>http://www.derekhail.com/2009/04/14/katie-holmes-is-one-beautiful-boy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 12:27:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thebrokenfarted</dc:creator>
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For those of you on the borderline to being gay for Zac Efron, could I possible entice you with his long lost cousin Katie Holmes?  All of the feminine manly charms that you see in him parallels this little gem who has taken all that Tom Cruise knows (including clothes) and has continued to make us [...]]]></description>
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<p>For those of you on the borderline to being gay for Zac Efron, could I possible entice you with his long lost cousin Katie Holmes?  All of the feminine manly charms that you see in him parallels this little gem who has taken all that Tom Cruise knows (including clothes) and has continued to make us question what&#8217;s going on under that hood of hers.</p>

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		<title>Katie Holmes in Glamour Magazine</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 15:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thebrokenfarted</dc:creator>
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It&#8217;s always good to see a beautiful Katie Holmes somewhere without a spoiled toddler or lunatic husband in her arms.  While I can&#8217;t say Glamour magazine exposed a bit of her more ranchier side, I can dig it.
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<p>It&#8217;s always good to see a beautiful Katie Holmes somewhere without a spoiled toddler or lunatic husband in her arms.  While I can&#8217;t say Glamour magazine exposed a bit of her more ranchier side, I can dig it.</p>

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		<title>Critics Hate Kate on Broadway Too</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 05:45:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thebrokenfarted</dc:creator>
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Katie Holme&#8217;s official Broadway debut Thursday night in Arthur Miller&#8217;s &#8220;All My Sons&#8221; has made some critics impressed, but mostly because she was expected to fail miserably&#8211;especially after the first few days the only friend on their promotional myspace page was Tom&#8211;no, not even Tom Cruise.
USA TODAY: &#8220;At best, she exhibits a girlish exuberance that [...]]]></description>
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<p>Katie Holme&#8217;s official Broadway debut Thursday night in Arthur Miller&#8217;s &#8220;All My Sons&#8221; has made some critics impressed, but mostly because she was expected to fail miserably&#8211;especially after the first few days the only friend on their promotional myspace page was Tom&#8211;no, not even Tom Cruise.</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.usatoday.com/life/theater/reviews/2008-10-16-all-my-sons-to-be_N.htm" target="_blank"><em></em><em></em></a>USA TODAY: &#8220;At best, she exhibits a girlish exuberance that could serve her well in certain stage roles, provided she finds a director who can ease her obvious self-consciousness and get her to focus on the often-intricate process of character development.&#8221; But as her character&#8217;s &#8220;experience evolves and her emotions shift, Holmes&#8217; tone doesn&#8217;t. Her initial poise begins to seem strained and her relentlessly energetic line readings strangely flat — even when she screams them out, as she does quite jarringly at one point.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>So it sounds like the lifespan on this show might run a little short due to the effect Scientology might have on her acting.  Except for those couple of Anonymous guys that have sworn to &#8220;Free Katie&#8221; from the clutches of that particular Evil, the same reason people are flocking to the show now just to see Katie go, are going to be the ones to run away in horror come next week.  But then again, &#8220;Batman Begins&#8221; carried on despite Katie&#8217;s same horrible acting&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Katie Holmes is One Big Car Wreck</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:09:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thebrokenfarted</dc:creator>
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Katie Holmes showed up at the Hollywood Premiere of Tropic Thunder, and as she proceeded down the red carpet, it was almost as if a thousand weeping violins played the chorus to a thousand men&#8217;s deflating shaft.  As if the haunting of her last scuff with the demon barber wasn&#8217;t enough, something told her [...]]]></description>
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Katie Holmes showed up at the Hollywood Premiere of Tropic Thunder, and as she proceeded down the red carpet, it was almost as if a thousand weeping violins played the chorus to a thousand men&#8217;s deflating shaft.  As if the haunting of her last scuff with the demon barber wasn&#8217;t enough, something told her to promote those emo fashion students in training at You&#8217;re Going Nowhere Community College.  Seriously, what she&#8217;s wearing looks like she found it in the discount pile at Jo Ann&#8217;s Fabrics and said, &#8220;Okay, I can work with this.&#8221;  She would have been better off if she showed up covered in barbecue sauce&#8230; at least then she could say she&#8217;s got some taste.</p>
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