Why do people continue to insist that Katherine Heigl is hot?  As you can clearly see she has the manners of a two year old and the body of a 60 year old.  Her ass sags like it’s filled with oatmeal and I can only imagine how much of a mess her boobs are.  Guys just drool over her because she’s got a huge rack, but you have to look a bit deeper people.  This bitch is fugly.

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Why are so many dudes in love with Katherine Heigl?  She’s not hot and she’s a bitch.  Her teeth look like she just pent an hour chomping on a bowl full of bolts and screws and her body is flabby and frumpy.  She’s just a mess.  It’s kind of like a zoo.  When you’re walking around it’s nice and clean, but you know behind the scenes there’s animal feces everywhere!  Wait, that’s nothing like Katherine Heigl.  Oh Well, I tried.

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Josh Kelley must be second guessing himself right about now.

Following her winter wonderland wedding to musician Josh Kelley, Katherine Heigl says the next step for her is starting a family.

“I would like to start a family within the next year to year in a half,” she told Usmagazine.com as she rubbed her stomach.

Let me translate that for anyone who can’t read between the lines. Katherine Heigl said:

“I’m tired of being hot. I know I JUST got married, but I don’t want to let my husband enjoy my hot body at all. I want to get pregnant.”

“Oh, and I am going to eat like a pig and get nice and fat you know, I’ll be pregnant,” she said as she rubbed her stomach.

Poor dude. At least he can look at old pictures and remember what he once had.

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It must be nice to live next to a hot celebrity like Katherine Heigl. I would just prop a lawn chair right outside and hang out waiting for her to walk out in her sports bra and shorts because apparently, that’s what she does. She’s got a smoking body, but her teeth are a little weird. She reminds me of a man eating rabbit. So nice to look at and touch, but if you get too close, those chompers will get ya.

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After a phone-call with several giggling girls in the background a year ago, Katherine Heigl has banned her fiance, Josh Kelley, from bringing any groupies on the tour bus. According to Page Six, Katherine said,

“After that, I said, ‘No more girls on the bus.’ If the boys in the band want to meet girls, they can go to a local bar.”

I originally had a point to portray when I started writing about this gossip story, but then I realized everything I could say has been said before. Women love to control their men and there isn’t much we can do about it. As a matter of fact, if my girlfriend reads this, she’ll probably kick my ass for even considering it. Damn it.

Britney Spears Sex Tape:

After her divorce, Britney Spears was plagued by scandal. One fake tape, one alleged sales attempt, and finally one press release from Britney and Kevin denying a sex tape finally ended this rumor – for now. Instead of a sex tape, we were given several undesired crotch shots and – upskirts. How unfortunate.

Jessica Simpson’s Sex Tape:

Although Jessica once prided herself on high moral standards, she was not able to keep her name away from the dreaded rumor of a sex tape. Although this “alleged” tape was never released, it doesn’t mean people don’t want to see it. So in the mean time, how about some bikini pictures. (the pics may be from earlier this year, but does it matter?). Also, what if Jessica had breast implants? Would they look like this?

The rumor of a twelve minute and forty-seven second recording of Scarlett Johansson and an undisclosed man participating in oral sex acts surfaced in November of 2006, but evidence has yet to substantiate. Although the sex tape may have been fake, at least she dressed as a dominatrix with Dita Von Teese.

Lindsay Lohan’s Sex Tape:

The audio tape was also originally thought to be Lindsay Lohan. However, as mentioned above, this audio tape has never been furnished, thus resulting in two false sex tape rumors. Thankfully Lindsay is the opposite of prim and proper and instead of a sex tape this year, she gave us several – upskirt – pictures.

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape:

This is the most recent sex tape rumor is this particular one. Although there has been no further evidence suggesting this tape exists, would it be a surprise considering she hangs out with Paris Hilton? As a way to prepare for the tape release, if it is released, how about these hot pictures of Kim to tide you over.

In June, Jennifer Lopez’s first husband threatened to release a tell all book about all of the intimate details of their relationship and sex life. However, JLO made sure to stop it. At least she knows how to bend over in a bikini to keep everyone happy.

In a desperate attempt to further her career, Kathy Griffin joked about creating a sex tape with Dame Judi Dench. Although the sex tape wasn’t a rumor or an actuality, she earned a spot on this list because of the comical skit she created which can be viewed here.

Although there wasn’t a rumor of an actual sex tape, Katherine expressed interest in creating a tape to launch her career off because it has worked for so many other celebrities. However, after viewing these pictures, it would most definitely be extremely scary.

Ashlee Simpson supposedly was in a sex tape but it was completely debunked and proved that the tape released was not her. However, at least she went through enough surgery to look extremely fake.

Katherine Heigl, one of the stars of the hit tv show, “Grey’s Anatomy,” expressed her complete disbelief by the way Isaiah Washington and Patrick Dempsey were able to solve their problems between each other in a short period of time. She jokes how if she were to have a disagreement with another female co-star, the disagreement would have lasted for years. With regard to Patrick and Isaiah she said,

She says, “There was some scuffle… I was on the stairs reading the script or something, so I don’t know what the fight was about. It was something silly and manly.

“There was a little burst of testosterone in the room and then within five minutes everything was totally fine and they were totally fine and they’re joking with each other and laughing. [source]

Ofcourse men handle things maturely. Women would fight for years over absolutely nothing. Now if the tables were turned and a woman and a man were fighting, it would go something like this.

Woman: Hey Honey, Can I ask you a question??
Man: What?
Woman: What do you mean WHAT? I don’t like your tone
Man: What tone dear? What’s the question?
Woman: Your tone, if you keep this up I’m not even going to go out tonight.

If you see a problem with the above situation, congratulations! You understand.