Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Katherine Heigl

Oh Yea, Katherine Heigl is sexy

Derek Hail — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:07:15 +0000

Why do people continue to insist that Katherine Heigl is hot? As you can clearly see she has the manners of a two year old and the body of a 60 year old. Her ass sags like it’s filled with oatmeal and I can only imagine how much of a mess her boobs are. Guys just drool over her because she’s got a huge rack, but you have to look a bit deeper people. This bitch is fugly.

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Katherine Heigl is eh

Derek Hail — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:57:52 +0000

Why are so many dudes in love with Katherine Heigl? She’s not hot and she’s a bitch. Her teeth look like she just pent an hour chomping on a bowl full of bolts and screws and her body is flabby and frumpy. She’s just a mess. It’s kind of like a zoo. When you’re walking around it’s nice and clean, but you know behind the scenes there’s animal feces everywhere! Wait, that’s nothing like Katherine Heigl. Oh Well, I tried.

Katherine Heigl wants kids…NOW

Derek Hail — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:53:36 +0000

Josh Kelley must be second guessing himself right about now.

Following her winter wonderland wedding to musician Josh Kelley, Katherine Heigl says the next step for her is starting a family.

“I would like to start a family within the next year to year in a half,” she told Usmagazine.com as she rubbed her stomach.

Let me translate that for anyone who can’t read between the lines. Katherine Heigl said:

“I’m tired of being hot. I know I JUST got married, but I don’t want to let my husband enjoy my hot body at all. I want to get pregnant.”

“Oh, and I am going to eat like a pig and get nice and fat you know, I’ll be pregnant,” she said as she rubbed her stomach.

Poor dude. At least he can look at old pictures and remember what he once had.

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Derek Hail — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 19:44:16 +0000

It must be nice to live next to a hot celebrity like Katherine Heigl. I would just prop a lawn chair right outside and hang out waiting for her to walk out in her sports bra and shorts because apparently, that’s what she does. She’s got a smoking body, but her teeth are a little weird. She reminds me of a man eating rabbit. So nice to look at and touch, but if you get too close, those chompers will get ya.

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