Kate Winslet has always sold herself as a curvy chick, and I’ve always appreciated that about her. Looking at all these curves next to those stick-skinny models and actresses makes Kate look fat, but if this is fat, then Sign Me UP!

Here’s Kate at the Venice Film Festival. She obviously said to hell with some loose, flowing shit and showed off all her Mama gave her. And she even did it in a tasteful way.

That rack alone is enough to have me licking my lips. Kate’s got a generously-sized pair of tits on her.

And Kate’s a respectable, serious actress. But most importantly: she’s HOT.

Photos by FAME

Okay, I have to say, I can’t quite decide: does Kate Winslet look lusciously curvy here or like a damned stuff sausage?

You’re treading a fine line, Kate. A fine line.

Those tits are looking nice, despite all that shit around her shoulders.

Looking at the shot from behind, I don’t understand that wide-ass line going down the back at all, and I can’t quite decide: does Kate’s ass look nice and round or like it’s an overly large, still rather flat, ass stuffed into a dress? A little more leg would’ve been nice.

Decisions, decisions… but at least Kate’s got some curves. Better than looking at a walking skeleton.

Photos by FAME

If I was Kate Winslet, someone who probably knew beforehand she would be walking home with an Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role in “The Reader,” I might have dressed a little better.  Her face and make-up look stunning, but the dress could have used something to keep it looking like she enlisted a college intern to make her dress.

No biggie though.  Ultimately, it’s what you say on stage before the orchestra kicks you off that makes a difference, right?

Winslet was giddy and emotional as she accepted her trophy.

“I’d be lying if I haven’t made a version of this speech before,” she said. “I think I was probably 8 years old and staring into the bathroom mirror and this (Oscar) would be a shampoo bottle. But it’s not a shampoo bottle now.”

Well she screwed that one up for me.  If she’s been practicing since coming out of the womb, then she definately could have worn a better dress.

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It was a good night over at the 15th annual Screen Actor’s Guild Awards Ceremony for a lot of people, but mostly for the people who you’d expect.  Heath Ledgers corpse ran away with something alongside Tina Fey for her continuously award winning comedy and Kate Winslet for her role as a concentration officer who goes on to have an affair with a teenager in The Reader.  Meryl Streep even got something, despite the fact that she could have cared less and  didn’t bother buying a dress for such an occassion.

“I didn’t even buy a dress!” a breathless Streep exclaimed. “I’m really, really, really shocked! And even though awards mean nothing to me anymore, I’m really happy.

You ungrateful brute.

What exactly are the qualities that attract women to significantly older men?  Well, I suppose for some reason the Grey hair seems to be common, but when you’re talking to someone like Kate Winslet could wrinkles and liver spots be a factor?

“Eli Wallach is my very own Sexiest Man Alive!” Winslet gushed Sunday night at a gala honoring her friend and fellow actor Wallach, 92.

“He could go take after take after take …” she says. On set, “there were days, I must confess, when I’d worry about him getting tired. But not Eli. Oh, no, no, no. I’d say to him, ‘Eli, please, would you go home now … We’ve been here for 20 hours and it’s nearly midnight and you’ve done your close up!’ But he’d look at me, almost offended, and say, ‘Oh no … I’m not going home. Not when I’m playing with you!’ “

That last bit I left in for your imagination.  In reality, she was talking about the movie “The Holiday” she “played with” the old man.  You pervs.

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Kate Winslet tells all about her experience filming sex scenes with Leonardo DiCaprio in a new movie entitled “Revolutionary Road.” What’s more, it’s her husband, Sam Mendes, directing it.

“I just kept saying, `This is too … weird,”’ Winslet tells Entertainment Weekly magazine. “And Leo was like, `Oh, get over it.’ And I’m going, `Yeah, a little reminder: You’re my best friend. He’s my husband. This is a bit weird.”’

Don’t worry Kate, you’ll get over it. I have this notion that you’re going to be doing this a lot more often now that your husband is discovering the wonderful perverted powers he has over you. Take my advice however, if he comes into the bedroom one evening with a bucket full of live salmon and tells you to strip down to nothing, do not take the bait. I repeat, DO NOT TAKE THE BAIT.

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There are two parts of the Academy Awards that are worth watching – the intro and the arrivals. Unfortunately, watching hours of “I Love You Mom,” and reflecting on the past, is down-right boring. The intro on the other hand, is usually funny, but with Ellen Degeneres at the wheel, that sucked too. Her talk show is terrible, and so was her poor attempt at comedy.

Thankfully, the arrivals are here to save us.

Beyonce

Cate Blanchett

Eva Green 

Gwyneth Paltrow

Jessica Biel 

Kate Winslet

Kirsten Dunst

Lisa Ray

Nicole Kidman

Penelope Cruz

Reese Witherspoon