If you’re a leg man, then this is the post for you.

Kate Bosworth showed off those long legs of hers in some short-shorts in LA yesterday. Hell, I’d go grocery shopping every damn day if I had a decent chance of encountering this chick there.

Alexander Skarsgard is a lucky dude, even if the poor sap does have to play a blood sucker on True Blood for a living. He gets to hit THAT on a regular basis.

It looks like they even may be shacking up if they’re grocery shopping together. Nicely done, dude, nicely done.

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Kate Bosworth. This chick has practically been in hiding since the debacle of Superman Returns.

Here she is, presumably supporting her rumored man, Alexander Skarsgard, at the third premiere of HBO’s vampire show True Blood.

But my question is: what the hell is up with this dress? I like what I see of Kate’s tits, but they look, well, squeezed. I’d be happy to free them (and massage them and play with them and do anything else you’d let me do), Kate.

What can pretty boy Skarsgard really do, anyway? He’s probably too busy looking at himself in the mirror all the time to give you (and your lovely ladies) the attention they deserve.

But I wouldn’t do that, Kate. I’m a regular guy. I don’t give a damn about my reflection.

Photos by Fame Pictures

“Screw a brick house!  I’m a freakin’ tornado!” screams this pic of Kate Bosworth at the Global Green Pre-Oscar party.  For those deaf or audibly impaired, Kate was generous enough to provide a visual marque of this on the front of her dress.  Now that is one compassionate human being.

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Kate Bosworth and her “21″ co-star were so plastered during the filming of their love scene, she can’t even remember.

“We were both so drunk,” the Superman Returns star said. “Jim and I became such good friends, we decided to have a couple of drinks, loosen up and go for it.”

Surgess – who plays the lead in the shot-on-location casino flick, based on Ben Mezrich’s book, Bringing Down the House: The Inside Story of Six MIT Students Who Took Vegas for Millions – has similarly fuzzy recollections.

“We were on Grey Goose, I think,” said the British actor. “It was brilliant for about half and an hour. As we continued to drink … it just became sloppy and messy. I couldn’t stand up at one point.”

So let me get this straight.  This guy got rip roaring drunk, had wild sex on camera with Kate Bosworth, AND he got paid for it?  Then he has the balls to complain about getting too sloppy and whining that he couldn’t stand up at one point?  After a day like that, even if Kate Bosworth have me a record breaking case of Ghonnorea, it would go down as the greatest day ever.

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Kate Bosworth really has managed to turn her skeletal profile in the opposite direction. The lure of anorexia is a woman’s desire to be skinny, but what I still don’t understand, and will never understand, is how an anorexic looks at themselves in the mirror. Don’t they realize they’re withering away into nothing? Come on now!

Anyway, as I said yesterday, Kate Bosworth was straight up busted as an anorexic, but now that she gained a little weight, she has managed to somewhat look sexy in a recovering anorexic sort of way.

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Kate Bosworth, although previously shown as an alleged anorexic seven months ago, seemingly gained some weight. After a disgusting glimpse down Kate’s shirt, the celebrity gossip army began calling  her all sorts of names including Skeletor and Bosworth Bones. However, in these bikini pictures, although she is still by no means a sexy woman, she doesn’t look sickly.

Now, my question is, who is her friend and how big are her legs? She could kick through armored tanks with those tree trunks.

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Kate Bosworth, who I recently dubbed as Bones the Skeletor, after she exposed her boney, digusting frontal figure, decided to hide her front in a recent photoshoot. Either she is still embarassed, or the phtoographer recommended commanded she doesn’t destroy his lense with such a site. Although this may be mean, the pictures speak for themselves.

Orlando Bloom, a supposed regulation “hearththrob,” will always remain a closet homosexual to me. Whether or not it is true does not mean anything because I’m entitled to my opinion and today, after reading People Magazine’s interview with Orlando, it just reinforced my belief.

Your costar Zoë Saldaña tells us that kissing you was ‘gross.’ How could she?
I hated kissing Zoë too! I was like, “Take your tongue out of my mouth, please. Your boyfriend is standing right there.” Most people think kissing beautiful costars must be great. But it’s always awkward, man.

He obviously, in my eyes, would rather be kissing Zoë Saldaña’s boyfriend. Or, after seeing Kate Bosworth’s boney chest, prefers women shaped like twelve year old boys. However, I could be wrong.