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Kate Beckinsale is Hot in a Classy Way

Tracee — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 09:12:33 +0000

Kate Beckinsale did a photoshoot for Angeleno magazine. How does she manage to be hot yet keep it classy? A lot of those starlets out there could benefit from Kate’s example. And her amazing legs. Works of art, they are.

Kate Beckinsale Promotes Peace in The Galaxy

thebrokenfarted — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:00:45 +0000

Showing up at the Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute was the beautiful Kate Beckinsale, also known as Android 642. I believe the only reason she actually attended the event was to help promote a peace treaty between us wretched humans and the alien race from another galaxy, but there is a sneaky suspicion that someone just promised to pay her in bolts and nuts if she showed her flawless face and androgynous hairdo…

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Kate Beckinsale On the Human Body

thebrokenfarted — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 11:00:53 +0000

Kate Beckinsale really got into the spirit of The Pink Party this weekend by showing up in her old costume from her elementary school play about the human body. Apparently, she got to play the role of the human intestines. Why then, she might not have been able to save that school play disaster, the thought of what she’s hiding under that frilly mess will help this time around.

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Kate Beckinsale Knows Her Wardrobe

thebrokenfarted — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:00:43 +0000

You know, there rarely is a moment for Kate Beckinsale when she’s not hot or wearing really ratty dresses, and she continues to prove my theory at the Toronto International Film Festival’s press conference. Although she’s not as easily willing to show the press just how loaded she is like she does in the movies, she at least is going to wear something that’s not too dull or wacky that low lives like me can make an easy crack on.

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Kate Beckinsale is the hottest MILF

Derek Hail — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:12:31 +0000

The word MILF is thrown around too freely these days. Everytime you turn the corner you hear some 13 year old saying it. Enough already. Well today the word MILF is officially being retired. I am crowning Kate Beckinsale as the hottest MILF on the planet. Not only is she sexy, but she also looks classy. She’s someone you can take home to mom. She won’t get drunk and do Crystal Meth in the bathroom with your uncle who just got back from rehab. Stupid ex-girlfriend. That was the worst Thanksgiving Ever.

Kate Beckinsale likes to bargain shop

Derek Hail — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 15:08:19 +0000

Attention Target Shoppers: Boners in aisle three. Kate Beckinsale obviously wanted to save a few pennies so she went to Target to do her Christmas shopping. She must have caused a stir since Target shoppers normally aren’t walking around in knee high boots and a short skirt. Granted, women in Target are a notch above Walmart. In Walmart, you’re lucky if the women don’t have goatees.

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Kate Beckinsale is a She-Devil

Derek Hail — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 16:26:46 +0000

Here is Kate Beckinsale and her husband taking their child out trick or treating on Halloween. Kate Beckinsale is some sort of she-devil, the husband is Satan, and the kid is a child eater because what else would the spawn of Satan do? Anyway, more important, Kate Beckinsale is dressed in a tight Halloween costume. While it’s not nearly as exposing as some of the other costumes we’ve seen on DerekHail.com, it’s Kate Beckinsale and we need to take what we can get.

Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures? New or Old?

Derek Hail — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 20:00:07 +0000

Kate Beckinsale was caught showing off her ass in a green bikini in this picture set, but I’m not quite sure how old the pictures are. However, does it really matter? Since when are readers of DerekHail.com going to turn down a hot celebrity bikini picture set? Exactly. Never. [picture source]