Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Karolina Kurkova

Karolina Kurkova Without Her Wings

Tracee — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 08:00:38 +0000

Victoria’s Secret angel Karolina Kurkova doesn’t have her wings here, but really, who watches the Victoria’s Secret angels for the wings? The essential elements (like her tits) are here, so hey, just enjoy. And you really should enjoy: Karolina just announced she’s knocked up, so she may have to turn in her angel wings.

Maybe she’ll take after Heidi Klum.

Karolina Kurkova is a disgrace

Derek Hail — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:46:36 +0000

What is the world coming to? Karolina Kurkova is a Victoria Secret Model. A Victoria Secret Model! What the hell is she doing? Why hasn’t she been hitting the gym? Doesn’t she know that Victoria Secret only takes the best of the best? I know they airbrush everyone in those magazines, but if this ass is left unresolved, it’s going to turn into a sticky spandex covered mess.

Karolina Kurkova in Mango Ads

Derek Hail — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:21:41 +0000

Karolina Kurkova sometimes looks hot and sometimes looks like a horse but she’s got a slamming body so she still gets work. It just goes to show you that even if you have a strange face, as long as you have a hot body, guys will pay attention to you. Why? Because we are scumbags. That’s Why.

What is Karolina Kurkova doing?

Derek Hail — Tue, 20 May 2008 10:40:56 +0000

What is a European Supermodel doing at the Country Music Awards? Is Karolina that desperate for a date that she is trolling the country scene? I’m not sure if that’s such a good idea since she won’t find anything really worthwhile. That’s unless she’s into John Deer tractors and sleeveless Nascar t-shirts. Oh, and jorts. You can’t forget the jorts.