Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Karolina Kurkova

Karolina Kurkova Is A Mercedes Chick

Tracee — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 20:13:05 +0000

Karolina Kurkova graced a bunch of fairly affluent dudes with her presence at the unveiling of the 2012 Mercedes Benz CLS.

The dumb asses taking these pictures did not actually get a shot of Karolina WITH the car (don’t know WHAT the hell he was thinking), but her rack was very much on display in her cut-out dress, as you can see.

Karolina did have to compete with the new Mercedes for attention, and hell, I’m NEVER going to complain about seeing a decent rack, so I give this dress a double thumbs-up.

Now if Mercedes just gave you a chick who looked like Karolina when you bought the car, they wouldn’t be able to keep those damn cars in stock, financial hard times be damned.

Photos by FAME

Karolina Kurkova Without Her Wings

Tracee — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 08:00:38 +0000

Victoria’s Secret angel Karolina Kurkova doesn’t have her wings here, but really, who watches the Victoria’s Secret angels for the wings? The essential elements (like her tits) are here, so hey, just enjoy. And you really should enjoy: Karolina just announced she’s knocked up, so she may have to turn in her angel wings.

Maybe she’ll take after Heidi Klum.

Karolina Kurkova is a disgrace

Derek Hail — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:46:36 +0000

What is the world coming to? Karolina Kurkova is a Victoria Secret Model. A Victoria Secret Model! What the hell is she doing? Why hasn’t she been hitting the gym? Doesn’t she know that Victoria Secret only takes the best of the best? I know they airbrush everyone in those magazines, but if this ass is left unresolved, it’s going to turn into a sticky spandex covered mess.

Karolina Kurkova in Mango Ads

Derek Hail — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:21:41 +0000

Karolina Kurkova sometimes looks hot and sometimes looks like a horse but she’s got a slamming body so she still gets work. It just goes to show you that even if you have a strange face, as long as you have a hot body, guys will pay attention to you. Why? Because we are scumbags. That’s Why.

What is Karolina Kurkova doing?

Derek Hail — Tue, 20 May 2008 10:40:56 +0000

What is a European Supermodel doing at the Country Music Awards? Is Karolina that desperate for a date that she is trolling the country scene? I’m not sure if that’s such a good idea since she won’t find anything really worthwhile. That’s unless she’s into John Deer tractors and sleeveless Nascar t-shirts. Oh, and jorts. You can’t forget the jorts.

No Sir. I Don’t Like It.

Derek Hail — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:56:06 +0000

Listen, I would totally have sex with Karolina Kurkova. She’s a Victoria Secret Model. It’s a given. That being said, this chick is Fugly with a capital F. She looks like the love child of Gonzo and Mr. Ed. I think you can agree you’ve seen hotter chicks walking down the street, I know I have. Things are getting a bit iffy for Victoria Secret right now. They lost Gisele, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Heidi Klum. Miranda Kerr just isn’t cutting it and I don’t see Marisa Miller enough. They better come out with a “Mega Super Lesbian Make Out Catalog” or people are going to be pissed.

Karolina Kurkova rides again

Derek Hail — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:34:29 +0000

Here we see Victoria Secret model Karolina Kurkova riding her bike in Miami. This pisses me off. I lived in miami for a long time and not once did I ever see a supermodel hanging out on the streets. I see pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio and Karolina Kurkova frolicking on the streets of South Beach. You know what I see when I go down there? Dudes in dresses. What the hell?!

Karolina Kurkova Can Kick Through Brick Walls

Derek Hail — Wed, 23 May 2007 16:25:09 +0000

On a normal day, in a normal week, Karolina Kurkova wearing tight spandex shorts attempting to kick dust particles in the air would warrant calling all of my friends in absolute excitement because my lonely, miserable self, managed to see Karolina Kurkova’s firm ass. Unfortunately, on top of my car being broken into, I now don’t have a place to live because my living arrangements have went sour – I was obviously much too cool for my house-mates.

Anyway, I’ve currently been looking into buying a house, which is why the updates have been minimal today and yesterday, but back to the more important topic at hand! Karolina Kurkova’s ass. It’s beautiful and here are the pictures.

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