Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Karolina Kurkova pictures and gossip


What is Karolina Kurkova doing?

What is a European Supermodel doing at the Country Music Awards?  Is Karolina that desperate for a date that she is trolling the country scene?  I’m not sure if that’s such a good idea since she won’t find anything really worthwhile.  That’s unless she’s into John Deer tractors and sleeveless Nascar t-shirts.  Oh, and jorts.  [...]

No Sir. I Don’t Like It.

Listen, I would totally have sex with Karolina Kurkova. She’s a Victoria Secret Model. It’s a given. That being said, this chick is Fugly with a capital F. She looks like the love child of Gonzo and Mr. Ed. I think you can agree you’ve seen hotter chicks walking down [...]

Karolina Kurkova rides again

Here we see Victoria Secret model Karolina Kurkova riding her bike in Miami.  This pisses me off.  I lived in miami for a long time and not once did I ever see a supermodel hanging out on the streets.  I see pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio and Karolina Kurkova frolicking on the streets of South Beach.  [...]

Karolina Kurkova Can Kick Through Brick Walls

On a normal day, in a normal week, Karolina Kurkova wearing tight spandex shorts attempting to kick dust particles in the air would warrant calling all of my friends in absolute excitement because my lonely, miserable self, managed to see Karolina Kurkova’s firm ass. Unfortunately, on top of my car being broken into, I now [...]

Karolina Kurkova - Celebrity Pictures

Karolina Kurkova, while at the Vanity Fair Oscars after-party, decided to show off her absolutely perfect gray dress. However, it sort of looks like she’s pregnant, or fat. Whatever the case, here are the pictures.