Some of you may be thinking, “Why in god’s name are you posting about the AskMen.com’s Top 49 Men,” but let me reassure you, there is something to learn from this list. The top 7 men are as follows:

1. David Beckham
2. Matt Damon
3. Timbaland
4. Roger Federer
5. Justin Timberlake
6. Daniel Craig
7. Steve Jobs

This list teaches us men one very important thing. In between creating beats, singing like a woman, hitting a ball in a competitive sport, and killing terrorists, there’s still room to listen to your Ipod and use your Iphone. So check out AskMen.com for the complete list.

“Madonna got there with her bus, which runs off trees and clouds.”

With the concert to raise awareness for global warming, Live Earth took off in over nine different countries. Artists traveled a combined 220,000 miles to reach the concerts while concert-goers left an impressive 1,000 tons of garbage. According to ABC News: Bob Geldof, the man behind the Live 8 charity concert had this to say:

Why is [Gore] actually organizing them? To make us aware of the greenhouse effect? Everybody’s known about that problem for years.

Well Bob, the 2008 election is coming up. Al Gore might run for President or he might just stage a military coup with his new found celebrity friends. I can see it now. Justin Timberlake: Head of Dance. John Mayer: Head of Worthlessness. Paris Hilton: Head of… head.

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Justin Timberlake, who is currently on tour in Europe, was spotted in Stockholm with Jessica Biel and when confronted by fans for a picture, he snarled. According to Rush and Molloy, Justin allegedly said,

“You want me to juggle also?”

Yea, suck a dick too, asshole. It just fits.

In addition, on Z100 (New York Radio station) Elvis Duran was arguing about whether or not Justin Timberlake would classify as a man. Unsurprisingly, the overwhelming amount of call-ins agreed that Justin Timberlake is a bitch. And once again, it just fits.

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Justin Timberlake hates filming sex scenes. In his recent movie, “Black Snake Moan,” Justin had a sex scene with Christina Ricci and it was extremely uncomfortable. According to M&C, Justin said,

“When you’re doing them you’re constantly thinking it isn’t going to look hot at all. I’ll crack a joke or something so it is not as uncomfortable. The sex scene was pretty hot. I’m not going to say it doesn’t feel weird pretending to f**k someone in front of a man with a sound boom, though.”

The sex scene was pretty hot. I’m not going to say it doesn’t feel weird pretending to f**k someone in front of a man with a sound boom, though.”

Yea, I’m sure it was completely uncomfortable. However, it would be because making love to a skeletal figure like Christina Ricci has got to hurt. Imagine laying on a pile of bones. It’s real uncomfortable.

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Britney Spears and ex-boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, are set to re-record the Marvin Gaye duet, “You’re All I need to Get By.” Although Spears and Timberlake were ex-lovers, Justin is willing to help Britney pull her life together now that she has finally graduated from rehab. According to the Chronicle,

“Britney was extremely touched that Justin had been in contact. Going into the studio is Justin’s way of helping her get better.”

Having an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend pick up the broken pieces after 4 years of not being together is plain pathetic. However, one can still think that Britney is preparing the come-back of the century… What goes on behind closed doors in the celebrity gossip world is unknown to me, but it all seems too convenient.

In addition to the latest news with Britney’s singing career, she was reportedly rushed to the hospital. Celebrity gossip blogs immediately started creating buzz that Britney relapsed and went on a drinking binge, but that isn’t the case. According to National Ledger, Larry Rudolph issued a statement to That Other Blog,

“They’re all wrong, she just went to the dentist. She had a toothache, I have no more details.”

Toothe-aches are no-joke. A bad tooth-ache will make even the strongest men reach for a plyers to remove their own teeth. True statement.

Justin Timberlake, who is currently on tour, was named the best international male solo artist at the Brit awards. Although he wasn’t present at the show to accept the award, in his video acceptance, he warned the audience the extreme danger of drinking. According to People,

“I’m very flattered. I’m actually on tour so I couldn’t be there. Everyone have a great night. Stop drinking! You know who you are. I’m speaking to you. You are going to get sloppy.” Then, referring to a British tabloid, he joked, “OK! magazine is going to say something bad about you.”

Could he be talking about Britney Spears? Given her recent actions, the only words left to say are “Stop it. Bad. BAD. No treat!” Then you can proceed to slap her on the nose a few times.

Coincidentally, shortly after Justin Timberlake advises the Brits to stop drinking, a rumor arose suggesting Britney Spears checked herself into rehab for 24 hours. Could it have been Justin’s idea? The Rabbi’s? Or Kevin Federline’s? You decide.

Scarlett Johansson has placed Justin Timberlake in the dreaded “Friend Zone.” However, would she truly be able to resist the JT charm? According to People, Scarlett said,

“We have a lot of friends in common, and Justin’s a sweetheart, and it’s always good to see him,” Johansson said, “but there’s a lot of speculation and I try not to read that stuff. I think when two people are single and are seen together, it’s immediately like a crazy feeding frenzy.”

You mean, when a man, and a woman, are seen in public together, they are not having sex? That’s absurd! Of course they are. What else would they be doing? Working together? Yea, right. (the previous is just a joke, so please, women with hairy armpits don’t harass me in e-mail).

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Britney Spears split with male model Isaac Cohen while citing absolutely nothing. However, the rumor floating around is, she did it for Justin Timberlake, who recently split with Cameron Diaz. Unfortunately for Britney Vagina Spears, according to the Chronicle,

A source close to Justin recently implied to TMZ that there was a slim chance that he and Britney would get back together, but slim is not a ‘no’.

Of course Britney didn’t have a reason for the split because after her extravaganza with Paris Hilton, she has caught the dreaded “Need several dick disease.” Now, the only question is, how many men will she be linked to over the next 12 months?

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