Some of you may be thinking, “Why in god’s name are you posting about the AskMen.com’s Top 49 Men,” but let me reassure you, there is something to learn from this list. The top 7 men are as follows:

1. David Beckham
2. Matt Damon
3. Timbaland
4. Roger Federer
5. Justin Timberlake
6. Daniel Craig
7. Steve Jobs

This list teaches us men one very important thing. In between creating beats, singing like a woman, hitting a ball in a competitive sport, and killing terrorists, there’s still room to listen to your Ipod and use your Iphone. So check out AskMen.com for the complete list.

“Madonna got there with her bus, which runs off trees and clouds.”

With the concert to raise awareness for global warming, Live Earth took off in over nine different countries. Artists traveled a combined 220,000 miles to reach the concerts while concert-goers left an impressive 1,000 tons of garbage. According to ABC News: Bob Geldof, the man behind the Live 8 charity concert had this to say:

Why is [Gore] actually organizing them? To make us aware of the greenhouse effect? Everybody’s known about that problem for years.

Well Bob, the 2008 election is coming up. Al Gore might run for President or he might just stage a military coup with his new found celebrity friends. I can see it now. Justin Timberlake: Head of Dance. John Mayer: Head of Worthlessness. Paris Hilton: Head of… head.

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Justin Timberlake, who is currently on tour in Europe, was spotted in Stockholm with Jessica Biel and when confronted by fans for a picture, he snarled. According to Rush and Molloy, Justin allegedly said,

“You want me to juggle also?”

Yea, suck a dick too, asshole. It just fits.

In addition, on Z100 (New York Radio station) Elvis Duran was arguing about whether or not Justin Timberlake would classify as a man. Unsurprisingly, the overwhelming amount of call-ins agreed that Justin Timberlake is a bitch. And once again, it just fits.

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Justin Timberlake hates filming sex scenes. In his recent movie, “Black Snake Moan,” Justin had a sex scene with Christina Ricci and it was extremely uncomfortable. According to M&C, Justin said,

“When you’re doing them you’re constantly thinking it isn’t going to look hot at all. I’ll crack a joke or something so it is not as uncomfortable. The sex scene was pretty hot. I’m not going to say it doesn’t feel weird pretending to f**k someone in front of a man with a sound boom, though.”

The sex scene was pretty hot. I’m not going to say it doesn’t feel weird pretending to f**k someone in front of a man with a sound boom, though.”

Yea, I’m sure it was completely uncomfortable. However, it would be because making love to a skeletal figure like Christina Ricci has got to hurt. Imagine laying on a pile of bones. It’s real uncomfortable.

Christina Ricci loves being nude