If you’re a leg man, then Julia Roberts is the chick for you. She reminds us of her best asset (let’s face it: who really cared about those daffy duck lips of hers?) while she tries to remind us why she’s a star.

Chicks didn’t line up for the Eat, Pray, Love shit the same way they turned out for Twilight shit, but let’s face it: who’s really gonna care about a chick who got a six-figure advance to travel the world for a year and then spent a good chunk of the year belly aching about how shitty her life was?

Only older chicks are likely to go for that. But, hey, it’s their money. And those legs are hot.

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Sure, some critics might have said a few good things about [tag]Julia Roberts[/tag]‘s performance on Broadway. But this isn’t one of those posts. Julia Roberts got some nasty reviews for her new play, “Three Days of Rain”. The New York Times was quoted as saying that Roberts’s

voice is strangled, abrupt and often hard to hear.

Roberts has a mouth the size of a spare car tire yet she can’t speak out. It leaves little to the imagination as to what a mouth like that can take in. The NY Times also went on to say that Roberts has the

the unyielding stiffness of an industrial lamppost.

The orifice is gaping on both ends.

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[tag]Julia Roberts[/tag] made her debut on Broadway this past Tuesday. The play, “Three Days of Rain”, will be on Broadway for 12 weeks. Technically, they should call it 36 Days of Rain. But I guess people will get the idea when they see Robert’s open her mouth and experience torrential slobber come forth and drown the front row.

The play is about a brother and sister who meet an old friend at the reading of a will. The play also features [tag]Paul Rudd[/tag] ([tag]40 year Old Virgin[/tag]). During the first night’s performance, a plastic tomato prop fell on stage, causing Roberts to break her character and smile. I think it was symbolic for her being a terrible actress and an even worse human.

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They are going to make an [tag]Ocean’s Thirteen[/tag]. [tag]Warner Brothers[/tag] is going to build the set on five stages in Burbank California. [tag]Ellen Barkin[/tag] is set to be the movie’s new leading lady.

It is reported that [tag]Julia Roberts[/tag] and [tag]Catherine Zeta-Jones[/tag] won’t be in this one. I guess because they see this bombing miserably. Ocean’s Thirteen will consist of: [tag]George Clooney[/tag], [tag]Brad Pitt[/tag], [tag]Matt Damon[/tag], [tag]Andy Garcia[/tag], [tag]Don Cheadle[/tag], [tag]Bernie Mac[/tag], [tag]Casey Affleck[/tag], [tag]Scott Caan[/tag], [tag]Eddie Jemison[/tag], [tag]Shaobo Qin[/tag], [tag]Carl Reiner[/tag] and [tag]Elliott Gould[/tag]. How far will this go? Will everyone slowly sign off this movie idea until it’s just George Clooney and Brad Pitt in Ocean’s Sixty-Nine?

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