Jude Law was arrested for allegedly assaulting a photographer for absolutely no reason, says the photographer. In West London, the pap claimed he was waiting at the bus stop near Jude Law’s house and Jude Law came out to snatch his camera. According to the Metro, the photographer said,

I was at a bus stop near Jude’s house but I wasn’t taking pictures of him,’ the photographer is reported as saying.

‘He was by himself when he recognized me and started accusing me of being a paedophile and that all I wanted to do was take pictures of his children.

I totally understand. Anyone who stands at a bus stop deserves to be beaten and robbed. Isn’t that why people stand at bus stops? Okay, so maybe Jude was a little out of line, but at least he didn’t snatch and smash the camera although I’m sure he wanted to.

“Looks like Jude might have been a lil too rough.”

Natalie Portman may or may not be seeing Jude Law. The movie stars have worked on three films together. They were reported to be quite close during the wrap up party for their new movie. A source reports:

[Jude] always had a soft spot for Natalie. Jude thinks she’s beautiful and they get along very well.

I get along with the guy who cuts my grass but I ain’t bangin him in the ass anytime soon (keyword: soon). The source continued:

Natalie is not with her on-off boyfriend Gael Garcia Bernal at the moment, so she saw no harm in having some fun with Jude at the party.

There is plenty of harm being done here. Jude is a lousy actor and Portman is one of our greatest exports (live animals and tom cruise being a tie for second).

Guest post done by that superfly cat at: OverAdulthood