Joss Stone and Cat Deeley got friendly in front of the camera at some event yesterday.  Nothing happened.  However, inside my head it was quite a night.  A night filled with full body massages and someone screaming “It’s My First Tiiiiime” into a camera.  It also involved a restraining order and a tazer, but that’s not something I want to talk about.  I’m not sure why all my sexual fantasies end in someone getting painfully tazed.

There are some people who are meant for a bikini (fake picture, but entertaining) and some who aren’t (disturbing, but hilarious. Why do women bulk up?). Joss Stone happens to be one of the women who are meant to wear bikinis. If one negative thing about Joss can be said, I personally can’t find it. So, I invite you guys to tell me several reasons why Joss Stone is NOT meant to walk around half naked. [tags]Joss Stone[/tags]