Scarlett Johansson agrees monogamy goes against basic human instinct, but she insists she is very happy with her current boyfriend, Josh Hartnett, who she stars alongside with in “Black Dahlia.” According to the Associated Press,

“Josh is very sweet,” the 21-year-old actress says in an interview in Allure magazine’s November issue, on newsstands Oct 24. “He’s a good boy. A great person. I’m very lucky and I’m very happy. Contrary to popular belief, I’m not promiscuous.”

I want to know what popular belief she is referring to. Who ever said Scarlett was promiscuous? She is about as slutty as the virgin Mary. Just because people want to have sex with you, it doesn’t make you a slut, it makes you somoene they’d like to have sex with. Get it right! Oh and, while you’re trying to shed that promiscuous image you have, try not to straddle another woman while holding a whip on your spare time because people will get the wrong idea.

[tag]Scarlett Johansson[/tag] is at the beach with [tag]Josh Hartnett[/tag] over the Easter holidays. They are both wearing sunglasses. I see people who wear sunglasses at the beach in water all the time and all I can think to myself is how much I would love to throw sand down their pants. Go buy a pair of goggles. Stop trying to look trendy in water. Your hair looks like shit.