“Lovitz is the new Chuck Norris of comedy!”

Jon Lovitz hasn’t done anything particularly amazing since High School High, until now. While visiting the Laugh Factory, Lovitz dropped a serious beat down on Andy Dick. Apparently the two have been at odds since Phil Hartman’s death. According to Page Six, Laugh Factory owner, Jamie Massada, had this to say:

Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose.

It’s about time someone pummeled Andy Dick. Jon Lovitz had this to say:

I grabbed him by the shirt and leaned him over and said, ‘I don’t want to be in your movie! I don’t want to be in your life!’ I pushed him against the rail. Then I pushed him again really hard. A security guard broke it up. I’m not proud of it . . . but he’s a disgusting human being.

Where as Pauly Shore knew when to call it quits, Andy Dick kept on going with that pathetic excuse he calls a career. Jon Lovitz should be given his own show where he visits the comedy club Andy Dick would be in for that week and delivers a fresh beating to Dick week after week. And he could start off each beating with a hip and trendy new line like, “here is your pizza Andy, now with extra Ass kickings!”

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