Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Joel Madden

Nicole Richie Green Bikini Pictures

Derek Hail — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:19:32 +0000

Here are pictures of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden at the beach over this past weekend and this officially makes the first time I wish I saw the man in the bikini. Unfortunately, it was Nicole Richie wearing the green bikini. However, on a positive note, Nicole Richie looks healthy, but it still won’t help her unborn child.

Isn’t anorexia is genetic.

Hilary Duff and Joel Madden finally cross paths

Derek Hail — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:31:52 +0000

Hilary Duff, who has been enjoying the exciting single life, has finally bumped into her ex, Joel Madden for the first time. Even though Hilary allegedly claims the broken relationship ended on perfect terms, she still found this random encounter “nerve-wracking.” According to People, Hilary duff said,

“I just did TRL today and Joel was there, and it was the first time we’d seen each other and it was so, like, nerve-racking,”

I may not be a psychiatrist, but let me take a stab at this. It is nearly impossible to look the guy in the face you once begged. Not all women beg, but it is pretty much a fact of life that at some point in a long relationship the woman will get down on her hands and knees and plead for something she wants – the same goes for men, except me of course because I don’t beg, people give to me because I am that amazing.

These Hilary Duff pictures were obviously taken before the encounter. She looks too happy.

In addition to an unusual encounter with her ex-Joel Madden, Hilary Duff decided to show off her non-existent boobs at the Glaad Media Awards. Being the typical dominant male that I am, I will boldly say she should consider breast implants because the truth is, rate women solely on bra size and if they don’t, they’re obviously not a manly man like myself.

If you are mildly interested in under-developed boobs, these Hilary Duff photos will be perfect.

Joel Madden is Possibly a Cheap Bastard Who Uses Gum Ball Machines

Derek Hail — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 20:08:25 +0000

Yesterday, during a jewelry buying stint, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were supposedly perusing the engagement rings in the jewelry store, XIV Karats. Today, new pictures of Nicole Richie purchasing a coffee were found, where she was wearing a suspicious looking ring on her ring finger. Jocelyn from ICYDK speculated it could be a engagement ring.

All I have to say is, that is the shittiest looking ring I have ever seen – regardless of whether it is an engagement ring. What is it exactly? A hair tie? A rubber band? A piece of string sold to her by a strange and magical oracle to help her gain weight? I have no idea. However, if you are feeling like more of a detective than I am, check out ICYDK for the rest of the pictures.

Twiggy Richie to Marry Joel Madden?

Derek Hail — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 15:13:56 +0000

Nicole Richie, who has been dating Joel Madden as of late-last year, was allegedly spotted perusing the jewelry store, XIV Karats. After trying on several ruby necklaces, Nicole purchased one at half-price, for $3,350. Shortly after, the shop clerk said the couple began looking at engagement rings, which were also on sale.

The only thing that concerns me about the Nicole Richie marriage to Joel Madden would be the wedding dress. Most wedding dresses are worn extremely tight. After an eternity of supposed malnourishment, I would think Nicole’s bones are very brittle. We just need to hope they don’t pull it too tight or she might break in half.