Here are pictures of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden at the beach over this past weekend and this officially makes the first time I wish I saw the man in the bikini. Unfortunately, it was Nicole Richie wearing the green bikini. However, on a positive note, Nicole Richie looks healthy, but it still won’t help her unborn child.

Isn’t anorexia is genetic.

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Hilary Duff, who has been enjoying the exciting single life, has finally bumped into her ex, Joel Madden for the first time. Even though Hilary allegedly claims the broken relationship ended on perfect terms, she still found this random encounter “nerve-wracking.” According to People, Hilary duff said,

“I just did TRL today and Joel was there, and it was the first time we’d seen each other and it was so, like, nerve-racking,”

I may not be a psychiatrist, but let me take a stab at this. It is nearly impossible to look the guy in the face you once begged. Not all women beg, but it is pretty much a fact of life that at some point in a long relationship the woman will get down on her hands and knees and plead for something she wants – the same goes for men, except me of course because I don’t beg, people give to me because I am that amazing.

These Hilary Duff pictures were obviously taken before the encounter. She looks too happy.

In addition to an unusual encounter with her ex-Joel Madden, Hilary Duff decided to show off her non-existent boobs at the Glaad Media Awards. Being the typical dominant male that I am, I will boldly say she should consider breast implants because the truth is, rate women solely on bra size and if they don’t, they’re obviously not a manly man like myself.

If you are mildly interested in under-developed boobs, these Hilary Duff photos will be perfect.

Yesterday, during a jewelry buying stint, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were supposedly perusing the engagement rings in the jewelry store, XIV Karats. Today, new pictures of Nicole Richie purchasing a coffee were found, where she was wearing a suspicious looking ring on her ring finger. Jocelyn from ICYDK speculated it could be a engagement ring.

All I have to say is, that is the shittiest looking ring I have ever seen – regardless of whether it is an engagement ring. What is it exactly? A hair tie? A rubber band? A piece of string sold to her by a strange and magical oracle to help her gain weight? I have no idea. However, if you are feeling like more of a detective than I am, check out ICYDK for the rest of the pictures.

Nicole Richie, who has been dating Joel Madden as of late-last year, was allegedly spotted perusing the jewelry store, XIV Karats. After trying on several ruby necklaces, Nicole purchased one at half-price, for $3,350. Shortly after, the shop clerk said the couple began looking at engagement rings, which were also on sale.

The only thing that concerns me about the Nicole Richie marriage to Joel Madden would be the wedding dress. Most wedding dresses are worn extremely tight. After an eternity of supposed malnourishment, I would think Nicole’s bones are very brittle. We just need to hope they don’t pull it too tight or she might break in half.

Hilary Duff and Joel Madden have finally broken off their two and a half year relationship. Although the juicy details are not currently available, People reports, that Joel Madden’s manager said,

“I can indeed confirm that Joel is single,” the band’s manager, Steve Feinberg, says. “We are not going to elaborate on Joel’s personal life but I will say they have split.”

Finally. Now, maybe Joel Madden can find someone his own age because the thought of dangling a Blow Pop disguise penis in front of a little girl was becoming too much for me to handle.

More Hilary Duff News:

• Hilary Duff’s Stalker Arrested
• Hilary Duff Guilty Pleasure Pictures

Hilary Duff, who alleged she had a stalker – russian immigrant, Maksim Miakovsky, will finally be able to sleep in complete peace at night. Her stalker was charged and arrested. According to AHN,

It was revealed that on Friday a private investigator from Sunset Protective Services contacted Miakovsky at the Residence Inn motel and Miakovsky stated his intention of killing Duff on Sunday.

Miakovsky was arrested at the motel and is currently being held on $200,000 bail at the Manhattan Beach jail after being charged with making criminal threats and stalking.

Did he honestly think to himself, “If I threaten her life, she will love me?” He should know the only real way to gain a woman’s love is by printing her picture out and placing it on the face of a Barbie Doll. However, this can be construed as completely creepy, so I’d recommend you at least make her one as well.

Hilary Duff is being stalked by two men: a 19 year old russian immigrant, Max, who has claimed he traveled from Russia to be with hilary, and a 50 year old paparazzi, David Joseph Klein. The pair of stalkers have showed up in places such as her mother’s house, the local market Hilary frequents, a Good Charlotte concert, and tried to contact Hilary’s manager on several occasions. According to the Chronicle, Max threatend to,

“buy a weapon and kill himself”, to “engage in dramatic actions” to get Duff’s attention and to “remove enemies” who stand in his way because he and the star “belong together”

With every accusation, there is always another side of the story. What if Max and David were horse whisperers and their main goal was to train Hilary into becoming a stallion because as of right now she is really neither a human being or a horse and is a lesser version of both combined, a Hilorse.