The same day the above Britney Spears nipple slip pictures are leaked, the news breaks that Joe Simpson would love to manage Britney Spears’s career. Britney recently fired her manager, Larry Rudolph, who advised her to enter rehab, so Joe’s desire comes at a great time for both Britney and himself. According to Rush and Molloy,

The former Baptist minister even tried to set up a meeting over the weekend with Spears, our source attests – though Jessica’s rep Cindi Berger denies it.

While some might fear a diva-like rivalry between the two singers, our source says Jessica would be okay with the arrangement and even offered to put out a call to Britney, as the two are no longer competitors.

While Joe Simpson is usually criticized by people on random message boards for being a perverted old man who takes advantage of his daughters, could his desire to manage Britney have anything to do with the Britney Spears pictures? Probably not, but conspiracies are always entertaining.

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The Jessica Simpson recent media smear campaign seems to be working in full effect. The question is, is the media to blame or is it some other source (*cough* Joe Simpson *cough*)? Jessica recently admitted she is bracing herself when the tabloids refer to her and her new co-star Luke Wilson as an item. The only problem is, she isn’t co-starring with Luke Wilson. According to MSNBC,

In September, Jessica lamented that she was “preparing myself” for the inevitable November tabloid covers that would link her to Wilson when she starts filming a role as his love interest in “Blonde Ambition.” And just last week, she told Jimmy Kimmel, “I’m going into doing another movie with Luke Wilson called ‘Blonde Ambition!’”

But a rep for Wilson told Star, “This project is in talks.” What’s more, a source told the tab, “Luke Wilson will never do a movie with Jessica Simpson.”

How would Jessica make such a huge misconception?  JOEY!

The insider suggests that the star’s manager dad Joe Simpson has been exaggerating prospects for the flick. “Joe is telling Jessica he’s getting big stars,” says the source. “Joe’s been working on it for months. It’ll end up having a bunch of nobodies if it happens. He was trying to get Meg Ryan to be the Sigourney Weaver character. It’s such a joke. He’s been sending out half-written scripts with personal letters to stars asking them to be in it.”

After seeing how Joe takes suggestive photos of his daughter, I woulnd’t be surprised if he was purposefully destroying Jessica for paparazzi money. I mean, he has two [daughters], he only needs one. Now we can all dance around the campfire as Jess gets dropped on the flames. Joe will be playing the bongos and Ashlee will be trying to collect the remaining pieces of her sister so her plastic surgeon knows what to change on herself.