There is perhaps no place Jodie Marsh rather be than at the Guiness launce in Ireland.  Here, not only is she welcomed by a bunch of lonely men like the one peeking over her shoulder, but the alcohol promises that they will be able to look past her scary lips, nose and make-up.  What do you think they find in that soul of hers?  Some say it’s hard to tell: the journey to the center involves years and years of plowing through that massive cleavage.

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Who best to promote Starbucks’ “Bring Your Own Mug” campaign in London then the overly hyper, crazy whore Jodie Marsh?  No, I can’t think of anyone either.   From the looks of that fully packed store in the background, most of those Brits probably decided if they’re going to have to bring their own mugs, they might as well just stay at home and have a tea party like they always do.  Good job Jodie.

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At the UK premiere of Daylight Robbery, Jodie Marsh’s boobs decided to take Jodie out for a walk in the spotlight.  This time around those tight revealing clothing that she usually wears was a little bit too revealing: not hiding the fact that gravity, in relation to her breasts, are ever present.  In addition, I would seriously like to know what is that thing under her top that’s holding her outfit together, but my imagination won’t let me to believe its anything but her hard cold nipples.

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Jodie Marsh was riding a bike in some kind of spandex suit the other day.  Why you ask?  Who the hell knows.  It’s obvious she has no intentions of staying on that bike, she just wanted a photo op.  It looks like it could be for that new magazine: “The Creepiest Photos of All Time Magazine”.  She might be up for the cover.

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Here Jodie Marsh can be seen at the launch of her new mobile phone, except there is no mobile phone that can be seen. Instead, there is a dog that looks as if it just saw how it would die and it wasn’t pleasant. It wasn’t a hit and run by a car or jumping out of the third story window. He had a dream that Jodie was going to start putting some overdrawn lip stick, fluffy booties, a bow, and he was going to choke on her eye liner pen. It could happen.

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[tag]Jodie Marsh[/tag] arrives at FHM’s Top 100 sexiest women event. How she got invited is beyond me.

Jodie Marsh will eat your children and store them in her breasts. Look at those teeth. Those are carnivorous teeth. CANNIBAL TEETH. I walked past her the other day, my kid was on a leash. I only have the leash now. Well, not really, but look at those teeth. Those eyes are so piecing. My children!

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