Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Jodie Marsh pictures and gossip


Booze, Boobs and Jodie Marsh

There is perhaps no place Jodie Marsh rather be than at the Guiness launce in Ireland.  Here, not only is she welcomed by a bunch of lonely men like the one peeking over her shoulder, but the alcohol promises that they will be able to look past her scary lips, nose and make-up.  What do [...]

Jodie Marsh (obviously) is a Coffee Lady

Who best to promote Starbucks’ “Bring Your Own Mug” campaign in London then the overly hyper, crazy whore Jodie Marsh?  No, I can’t think of anyone either.   From the looks of that fully packed store in the background, most of those Brits probably decided if they’re going to have to bring their own mugs, they [...]

Jodie Marsh Sort of Defies Gravity

At the UK premiere of Daylight Robbery, Jodie Marsh’s boobs decided to take Jodie out for a walk in the spotlight.  This time around those tight revealing clothing that she usually wears was a little bit too revealing: not hiding the fact that gravity, in relation to her breasts, are ever present.  In addition, I [...]

Jodie Marsh likes attention

Jodie Marsh was riding a bike in some kind of spandex suit the other day.  Why you ask?  Who the hell knows.  It’s obvious she has no intentions of staying on that bike, she just wanted a photo op.  It looks like it could be for that new magazine: “The Creepiest Photos of All Time [...]

Jodie Marsh launches Mobile Phone without a phone

Here Jodie Marsh can be seen at the launch of her new mobile phone, except there is no mobile phone that can be seen. Instead, there is a dog that looks as if it just saw how it would die and it wasn’t pleasant. It wasn’t a hit and run by a car or jumping [...]

Jodie Marsh may eat children

[tag]Jodie Marsh[/tag] arrives at FHM’s Top 100 sexiest women event. How she got invited is beyond me.
Jodie Marsh will eat your children and store them in her breasts. Look at those teeth. Those are carnivorous teeth. CANNIBAL TEETH. I walked past her the other day, my kid was on a leash. I only have the [...]