Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Joanna Krupa http://www.derekhail.com Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Pictures, and Hot Girls with a humorous twist. Tue, 27 Sep 2011 00:11:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Joanna Krupa Hits the Beach http://www.derekhail.com/2011/01/13/joanna-krupa-hits-the-beach/ http://www.derekhail.com/2011/01/13/joanna-krupa-hits-the-beach/#comments Thu, 13 Jan 2011 20:23:38 +0000 Tracee http://www.derekhail.com/?p=37355

Joanna Krupa (and her boyfriend, but really, who gives a damn about that dude?) hit the beach.

I haven’t seen much of her lately, but she’s obviously keeping in shape. Tits and ass look HOT as always. Honestly, Joanna’s got the type of body that was made for a bikini.

That boyfriend of hers is one lucky ass bastard. Maybe I could become friends with him. Then Joanna could introduce me to one of her model friends. Or maybe that dude is another model and NOT a boyfriend. Then he could make the introductions.

Hell, there are worse plans…

Photos by FAME

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Whoever determines the models for Ralph Magazine is a genius. A threesome with these hot chicks? I Am There. Just tell me where the hell I need to be. Three models that have tits and asses. What more could you want?

I’d meet them at a beach and risk getting arrested if we got caught. Some things are worth even breaking the law.

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I miss Joanna Krupa’s sister, but Joanna looks hot on her own, so I’ll take her. A knit bathing suit: why bother with the suit at all? I don’t think anyone would complain if you took it all off, Joanna. I wonder how it looks wet?

Well, Joanna modelled quite a few swim suits. But I’m a simple guy. The less, the better. Nothing, of course, is best.

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Two gorgeous sisters. Together. Barely dressed. All they’re missing is me. I’d be ecstatic happy to round out the trio. Joanna and Marta Krupa seem very close, very affectionate with each other. Imagine all that affection lavished on you, being smack dab in the middle…

You’d never get tired of all that stimulation.

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I’m one of those individuals that boasts the importance of family–especially when they’ve got those good genes getting passed all over the place like a football.  For anyone who has ever felt otherwise, then prepare to become a believer after witnessing the fun that is Joanna and Marta Krupa in Ralph Magazine.  Now those are two girls that have to really fight off things like incest practically every day.

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]]> http://www.derekhail.com/2009/02/02/joanna-krupa-and-sister-in-ralph-magazine/feed/ 0 Joanna Krupa is kinda hot http://www.derekhail.com/2008/07/23/joanna-krupa-is-kinda-hot/ http://www.derekhail.com/2008/07/23/joanna-krupa-is-kinda-hot/#comments Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:50:49 +0000 Derek Hail http://www.derekhail.com/?p=14823

Joanna Krupa walked down the runway at a Miami Bikini Fashion Show last night and shamed all the other models that were in the show.  In a completely unrelated story, several ugly chicks got laid last night after standing outside the fashion show and waiting for the guys inside to come out.  One ugly chick was quoted as saying “After Joanna warmed them up, it was like shooting fish in a barrel.”  Another heffer chimed in with “There hasn’t been this much action since the Bud Lite Party Cruise in ’05″.

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I wonder how much it would cost to have Joanna Krupa come to my birthday party?  Some celebrities and bands will appear for like 5-10k no matter how small the event, so it’s plausible that I can book Joanna.  I mean if Kim Kardashian can charge like $25,000 for a night at a club, then Joanna can’t be that high.  Joanna Krupa isn’t on a TV show, she hasn’t had a sex tape, and she’s not that famous.  I’m guessing it would cost around $5,000 or less.

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Ana Beatriz
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Beyonce
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Beyonce was the Cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, and although I think she didn’t deserve it, she did a great job.

Irina Shaykhilsamova
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Jessica White
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Joanna Krupa
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Although Joanna Krupa may not have been featured on the cover, there are still plenty of other pictures that prove why she was included in the issue.

Marisa Miller
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More. Marissa. Miller.

Yesica Toscanni
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