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	<title>Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail &#187; Joan Rivers</title>
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		<title>Joan Rivers Wants You!</title>
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 [tag]Joan Rivers[/tag] was recently put up on the market at Match.com.  This is one piece of real estate that isn&#8217;t worth investing in.  Between multiple screws loose, rusted pipes, and a cracked exterior, the only time you should ever put Joan near anything labeled Match is when you expect everything flammable (mainly [...]]]></description>
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<p> [tag]<strong>Joan Rivers</strong>[/tag] was recently put up on the market at Match.com.  This is one piece of real estate that isn&#8217;t worth investing in.  Between multiple screws loose, rusted pipes, and a cracked exterior, the only time you should ever put Joan near anything labeled Match is when you expect everything flammable (mainly her) to go up in a blaze. </p>
<p>Although, you almost have to feel sorry for her, ABC News reported that,<br />
<blockquote>&#8220;We were hoping to meet Mr. Right,&#8221; Rivers told The AP in a recent interview. &#8220;We didn&#8217;t even get a wink.&#8221; </p></blockquote>
<p> I&#8217;d give her a wink.  Then I&#8217;d wake up and realize how horrible my dreams are to me.  </p>
<p><a target="_blank" title="Source" href="http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=1752049">Source </a></p>
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