Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel Shows Off Her Best Ass…ets

Tracee — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 15:29:14 +0000

The A-Team must not be doing much better overseas than it did here in the U.S.

Here’s Jessica Biel at the Berlin premiere of The A-Team, and she’s obviously pulled out the big guns (which, in this case, aren’t her tits but that ASS).

Well, regardless of how badly The A-Team bombs, Jessica, I must say: however many squats you did for that ass, It Was Worth It. Jessica’s got to have one of the best asses in Hollywood.

(And her rack isn’t bad, either, is it? Check out the pics below.)

Hell, maybe if you’d shown it off during the movie it would’ve done better. Just a thought.

Photos by FAME

Jessica Biel is a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride

thebrokenfarted — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 11:00:12 +0000

It looks like Jessica Biel took time out of her busy schedule of making out in public places with boyfriend Justin Timberlake to attend former co-star Beverly Mitchell’s wedding. I have to say, when you’re planning a celebrity wedding, bridesmaid dresses look like they have to be a little more higher quality than the layman’s. If Jessica Biel knew she was going to be under the cameras in an ugly salmon puke fest of a dress, she would ignore her understanding of brides always having to look better than the bridesmaids (but when the bride is hawk-nosed Beverly, that’s a very difficult task indeed) and not bother showing up.

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Jessica Biel fans aren’t subtle

Derek Hail — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:37:01 +0000

Dear Old Guy,

I’m sure you pulled alot of women back in your day. I see from the lack of a ring on your finger that you are either divorced or your bachelor life was too awesome to give up. You should however revise your technique on how you check women out, even if they are celebrities. Yes Jessica Biel has a hot ass, but geez man, you might as well have dropped to your knees and wagged your tongue out. You’re a bafoon.

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Jessica Biel is sick

Derek Hail — Mon, 05 May 2008 12:32:01 +0000

Jessica Biel is normally one of the hottest women on the planet, but she looks like she’s infected with some crazy disease here. She just got off a plane so I’ll give her a little leeway. Maybe she’s tired or even feeling a bit under the weather, but if I was working at the airport she would definitely get quarantined…..then felt up. You know, for safety purposes.

Jessica Biel is Pocohantas

Derek Hail — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:25:48 +0000

Disney is really kicking their ad campaigns up a notch featuring stars like Jessica Biel, Jennifer Lopez, Gisele, Marc Anthony, and Rachel Weisz dressed up as classic characters. I know it’s Disney but why not show us a little more of Jessica, and why have Gisele in a full nightgown when she’s been wearing only underwear for the past 10 years? C’man Disney!

OH Come On…he looks like an Ewok

Derek Hail — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:13:32 +0000

I know Justin Timberlake is big with the ladies, but the dude looks like a small teddy bear here. If you’re gonna be with Jessica Biel, at least have the decency to shave every now and then. I mean look at this, and this, and for the love of God this. It infuriates me that someone gets to see that naked and it’s not me. I don’t know which I want to do more, punch myself in the nuts or punch Justin Timberlake.

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What the hell Jessica?

Derek Hail — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:32:51 +0000

I don’t know what Jessica Biel is thinking here, but those 99 cent glasses she got at CVS are not working. She looks like a character from the game Guess Who. Does your person have a smoking hot ass? Yes. Yes she does.

Jessica Biel Flashes Panties

Derek Hail — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 15:27:51 +0000

It has been a long time since I did a post on Jessica Biel because the only real reason to say anything about her would have something to do with her looks. Sure, she was supposedly in some backwards ass relationship with Justin Timberlake, but at DerekHail, we could really care less who Jessica Biel is dating unless of course it’s one of our loyal readers or myself and I obviously prefer the latter.

Anyway, here are some new pictures of Jessica Biel on set flashing her panties for the camera. Any complaints?