Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Jessica Biel pictures and gossip


Jessica Biel is a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride

It looks like Jessica Biel took time out of her busy schedule of making out in public places with boyfriend Justin Timberlake to attend former co-star Beverly Mitchell’s wedding.  I have to say, when you’re planning a celebrity wedding, bridesmaid dresses look like they have to be a little more higher quality than the layman’s.  [...]

Jessica Biel fans aren’t subtle

Dear Old Guy,
I’m sure you pulled alot of women back in your day.  I see from the lack of a ring on your finger that you are either divorced or your bachelor life was too awesome to give up.  You should however revise your technique on how you check women out, even if they are [...]

Jessica Biel is sick

Jessica Biel is normally one of the hottest women on the planet, but she looks like she’s infected with some crazy disease here. She just got off a plane so I’ll give her a little leeway. Maybe she’s tired or even feeling a bit under the weather, but if I was working at [...]

Jessica Biel is Pocohantas

Disney is really kicking their ad campaigns up a notch featuring stars like Jessica Biel, Jennifer Lopez, Gisele, Marc Anthony, and Rachel Weisz dressed up as classic characters.  I know it’s Disney but why not show us a little more of Jessica, and why have Gisele in a full nightgown when she’s been wearing only [...]

OH Come On…he looks like an Ewok

I know Justin Timberlake is big with the ladies, but the dude looks like a small teddy bear here. If you’re gonna be with Jessica Biel, at least have the decency to shave every now and then. I mean look at this, and this, and for the love of God this. It [...]

What the hell Jessica?

I don’t know what Jessica Biel is thinking here, but those 99 cent glasses she got at CVS are not working.  She looks like a character from the game Guess Who.  Does your person have a smoking hot ass?  Yes.  Yes she does.

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Jessica Biel Flashes Panties

It has been a long time since I did a post on Jessica Biel because the only real reason to say anything about her would have something to do with her looks. Sure, she was supposedly in some backwards ass relationship with Justin Timberlake, but at DerekHail, we could really care less who Jessica Biel [...]

Jessica Biel on Cover of July 2007 GQ

There are certain undeniable truths in the present world and one of them is Jessica Biel’s ability to burn up a computer screen with a bikini photo shoot and she isn’t scared to embrace her sex kitten image. According to the GQ interview [via Just Jared], Jessica said,
“At first I felt really embarrassed about it. [...]

What the hell did David do to Jessica Biel?

Jessica Biel, on her way to the filming of the Late Show with David Letterman, was wearing grey and looking extremely sexy, but after the show, she appeared exhausted and drawn out. So, I wonder, what exactly went on behind the scenes at the David Letterman show?
At this point, there can only be speculation, but [...]

79th Annual Academy Awards - The Arrivals

There are two parts of the Academy Awards that are worth watching - the intro and the arrivals. Unfortunately, watching hours of “I Love You Mom,” and reflecting on the past, is down-right boring. The intro on the other hand, is usually funny, but with Ellen Degeneres at the wheel, that sucked too. Her talk [...]

Jessica Biel Replaces Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan, while on her quest for sobriety, announced earlier last week that she intends to pull out of filmed version of Oscar Wilde’s “A Woman of No Importance,” as reported by TMZ. Shortly after her withdrawal, Jessica Biel has been labeled as Lindsay’s replacement, Myriad films confirmed to In Touch. According to the Chronicle, [...]

Jessica Biel Has Huge Lips

Jessica Biel, although known for her beautiful ass, has some disgusting lips. Look at them. They’re huge. I bet Jessica can put her whole fist in her mouth. Better yet, her whole foot - I’m sure she’s flexible enough. Now, if only we had some pictures.

Jessica Biel’s Ass is a Target. A Man Target

Jessica Biel’s Ass. Oh my God. Beautiful. Call me a pervert, call me a pig, but I won’t look away. I’ll never look away. It is mesmerizing.
Also, if one perfectly shaped bikini bottom isn’t enough, How about Several?

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Cameron Diaz is Tempermental, Jealous

Cameron Diaz, who recently split with Justin Timberlake, exploded on Jessica Biel, after discovering her on the rooftop with Justin. According to the National Ledger,
Diaz followed Timberlake to the In Style party at the Hilton Oasis, where “they had an awkward conversation.” The “Charlie’s Angels” star then trailed Timberlake to the Beverly Hilton rooftop for [...]

Top 5 Hottest Women at Golden Globes Award Show

5. Naomi Watts - Although it appears Naomi Watts stole a table cloth from Walmart, she didn’t look as heavy as Salma Hayek or as bored as Angelina Jolie. This is why she makes the list.

4. Ali Larter - Although she looks much better tearing people’s limbs from their bodies in Heroes, which begins airing [...]

Greek Athlet Competes with Jessica Biel

Greek Athlet, Erika Prezerakou, competes with Jessica Biel for the best celebrity ass. Unfortunately, the greek athlet isn’t an American celebrity otherwise Jessica would not stand a chance.
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Jessica Biel Can Win a Fight

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Jessica Biel bikini pictures are scary. Look at those arms. She’s so strong. What do you think she’s packing? 16/17 inches?

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Jessica Biel is more desired than Lindsay Lohan

After conducting a survey, a survey I didn’t mean to conduct, of one person or someone who emailed me and expressed extreme disappointment with the fact I posted Lindsay Lohan pictures instead of Jessica Biel pictures, I will confess my mistake. I’m an idiot.
Jessica Biel is much nicer to stare at than Lindsay Lohan. What [...]

Morning Gossip

Scarlett Johansson is afraid of being waxed, it hurts!
Jessica Alba won’t remove her clothing, upsets all of men across the world
Jessica Biel to be the next wonder woman, all woman?
Leonardo DiCaprio and Matt Damon try to give Jack Nicholson a rectal exam
Michael Jackson dressed as a transvestite
Daniel Craig has loose lips, upsets Pierce Brosnan

Jessica Biel works out, again

Jessica Biel’s body is put in this world for the simple gratification of simple minded men like myself. Not only can I stare at her bending over for several minutes seconds at a time I can… enough rambling. Just stare.

Jessica Simpson, Disgusting

Jessica Simpson use to make teenage boys all around the world excited, but it seems she is re-working her image. Tom Cruise is currently on a image fixing campaign, whereas Jessica is trying to destroy her own. Or she plans on re-emerging as the regulation blonde super-star after she drives herself into the ground… Time [...]

Jessica Biel’s secret relationship

That guy is staring at the dog’s rear, not Jessica Biels’
As of late, Jessica Biel has been spotted on several different occasions with her dog. It very well may be possible that this dog was a real human being that Jessica loved at one point, but an evil witch placed some ancient Mongolian Magic on [...]

Celebrities do normal things

Jessica Biel and a Bag of Crap have nothing in common, but travel together. (Egotastic)
Jennifer Lopez talks on phone after a nice daylight swim. (Hollywood Tuna)
Pink does what she wants, however she wants, and looks terrible doing it (Hollywood Rag)
Lindsay Lohan has a terrible sense of fashoin (Trent)
Jessica Alba sucks… literally. (IDLYITW)