Jessica Alba hit the beach this weekend. What a great way to start off August! Having a baby doesn’t seem to have affected Jessica (OK, her body) in the slightest. She’s definitely a MILF.

Now I want to see Jessica in another movie that requires her to be in a bodysuit. Hey, I know: another Fantastic Four film wouldn’t be bad, would it? Jessica rocked that costume.

Here’s Jessica Alba in the March issue of Elle for people who always say, “Who doesn’t love a good helping of Alba pics?”  And essentially, who doesn’t?  Would anyone seriously go to one of her movies because she’s an amazing actress?  Probably not.  To avoid the cost of paying eight bucks to catch her in a flick, put her in a bunch of magazines in some shiny dresses and primped hair and call it a day.  Things couldn’t get any better or easier.

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Jessica Alba proves to the world that if she was put head to head with a 5th grader, there is a chance that she might lose.  Flame battles have been going left and right after stating Sweden as a neutral country after trying to play switcheroo with a journalist.  A week later, this tiny snowflake has become one of many that has launched a snowstorm.  Whether or not she was refering to Sweden or Switzerland, things are starting to settle down due to a compromise–probably as long as Jessica doesn’t push them any further.

“Last week, Mr. Bill O’Reilly and some really classy sites (i.e. TMZ) insinuated I was dumb by claiming Sweden was a neutral country.

“I appreciate the fact that he is a news anchor and that gossip sites are inundated with intelligent reporting, but seriously people… it’s so sad to me that you think the only neutral country during WWII was Switzerland.”

TMZ.com shot back in a blog post Tuesday afternoon: “She is absolutely correct. Sweden was a neutral country … 60 years ago. We apologize for not considering the political climate of the world in 1942 when we suggested she may have meant, ‘Be Switzerland’ — a country that is currently neutral.”

Checkmate.

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A baby for Jessica Alba almost seems like the decision is completely outof her hands with raunchy poses like the ones she does for Zinc magazine.  Go on, I dare you.  Look her straight in the eye and try to tell yourself that you just want to be friends.  Not as easy as you thought, huh?

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