You heard Jessica Alba’s knocked up again, right? I’m glad for her and all, but let’s be honest: this is probably the last sexy pose we’ll be seeing her do for at least a year or so. Enjoy.

Then check out these luscious links:

• Who’d you rather: Candice Swanepoel or Mila Kunis? Decisions, decisions. – Moejackson
• Glee and I Am Number Four star Dianna Agron’s back on the market! - I’m Not Obsessed
• Those paps  better watch out: Cameron Diaz looks like she could deliver a KNOCKOUT punch. – Celebslam
• Kelsey Grammer gets to hit THAT. There’s no damn justice in this world. – The Blemish
• So why is Ashlee Simpson back on the market? Not for any reason that would shock most of us. – Yeeeah
• Here’s a blast from the past: Vanna White during her HOT years! – CityRag
• Megan Fox models lingerie. ‘Nuff said. – Hollywoodtuna

Why the hell is Jessica Alba at the BAFTA awards (the British version of the Oscars)?

Well, she came with her guns fully loaded. Look at her tits in that dress. Maybe Jessica’s hoping the British will show her some love?

Even if they do, Jessica, it’s not like they have a big enough film industry to support your big budget tastes. And while it may be, um, indelicate of me to point this out, I feel compelled to: the British can actually, you know, ACT.

So you’d be totally out of place, Jessica. High tail your ass back to the States, where you can get paid to look hot in skimpy costumes. It’s an honest living.

Photos by FAME

Jessica Alba continues to show us she’s an MILF.

Check out these luscious links:

• Minka Kelly steamed up Chelsea Lately. – Moejackson
• Olivia Wilde’s on the market! – I’m Not Obsessed
• Susan Sideropoulos sure as hell can fill out a bikini top. – Celebslam
• Sienna Miller’s back on the market. – The Blemish
• Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looks HOT as hell in lingerie. – Yeeeah
• Is Nicole Kidman all but doing a lap dance to get her Oscar? – CityRag
• Lindsay Lohan gets ready to bring on the SEXY four court. – Hollywoodtuna

Finally! I was beginning to wonder if Jessica Alba still had TITS or if she’d lost them in her attempt to be skinny after having a kid. Looks like she was just being modest.

Here she is at Gucci’s party in Paris. She’s apparently there for Fashion Week. No Cash Warren.

Jessica has clearly decided to take advantage of that fact and show off her hotness (tastefully, of course). Look at that rack. And that ass. This MILF has still got it.

Now we just need to get her into one of those skin tight Fantastic Four costumes again, and all will be right with the world.

Photos by FAME

You have to give it to Jessica Alba: the chick knows how to sell movies. This is why she was chosen to star in Little Fockers alongside Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro.

Let’s be honest: when was the last time you saw Ben or Robert covering a magazine? More importantly, who wants to see Ben or Robert covering a magazine?

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

So Jessica shows off her tits and legs. Say what you will, she definitely qualifies as an MILF.

Not enough to make me go see Little Fockers (the whole Meet the Parents franchise is staler than stale), but I enjoy the pictures. (I may be mean, but you know I’m right.)

So Jessica Alba is in the latest Meet the Parents movie, Little Fockers, with Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro.

Is Jessica hot enough to make you go see this tired ass franchise? I’m still trying to decide…

The big question: can Jessica do comedy. Is it worthwhile trying to watch her be funny? Ben is funny as all hell, so he can carry the film. Maybe Jessica is some sexy ass bombshell character. Between Ben being funny and Jessica being hot, THAT is enough to get my ass into the theater.

I’ll have to look out for some trailers. If they got Jessica into a bikini (or better yet, topless), then I am there.

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Jessica Alba shows off where her real talents lie in this photoshoot for Cosmopolitan magazine. Hell, this chick doesn’t need to read scripts (although she’d probably get some better parts if she didn’t piss off screenwriters like John August).

Whatever.

I’d be happy for Jessica to move on to Cinemax Skin flicks while she still has a pretty hot body. Hell, Jessica could PROVE she’s an MILF by doing some photos with the Playboy guys. That would show everybody just how popular she is, in case Hollywood was wondering.

Jessica’s still popular with me.

Jessica Alba wants us to know she’s still got it, and I am willing to give credit where credit is due: this chick is one hot MILF. This photoshoot is for the December issue of Germany’s FHM. It’ll be a Merry Christmas indeed for those guys.

For those of you who haven’t seen it, there’s rumor that Jessica’s steamy nude scene (took place in a shower) was actually CGI, not really her. Doesn’t really lessen my enjoyment of it (tits and ass are tits and ass, after all), but it does make me wonder if Jessica truly deserves MILF status.

This photoshoot definitely weighs in her favor on that score.

In an interview with Elle magazine, Jessica admitted she doesn’t read the script.

“Good actors never use the script unless it’s amazing writing. All the good actors I’ve worked with, they all say whatever they want to say.”

That actually explains a lot. Jessica should learn: while good actors may not use the script, SHE probably should. Of course, that would mean she can read the script. Not something I’d vouch my life on.

But let’s be honest: who the hell goes to see a Jessica Alba movie to watch her act?