Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Jessica Alba pictures and gossip


Jessica Alba grew a pair

It’s really too bad that Jessica Alba is a bitch because she looks great after just having popped out a kid.  Her boobs are bigger, her waist is tiny, it’s just too bad her ass will probably never be the same.  Ask any woman who’s had a kid, it just never bounces back.  I’d love [...]

Honor Marie Warren was born

Jessica Alba gave birth to her first child over the weekend and named her Honor.
Honor Marie Warren was born June 7 in Los Angeles, her rep, Brad Cafarelli, confirms. This is the couple’s first child.
As for the kind of parent she plans to be, the actress recently told Fit Pregnancy that she’ll walk the line [...]

Jessica Alba ruins a bikini

Jessica Alba has always given us primo bikini pictures in the past but these cancel all of those out.  Pregnant women in bikinis are creepy.  I don’t care if they were sexy when they weren’t knocked up, that huge belly ruins it.  Maybe it’s natural and beautiful, but I’m not a hippie.  I’m a man.  [...]

Jessica Alba is Hording Milk

Jessica Alba looks less pissed than she usually does. Maybe it’s because her breasts are friggin huge now because she’s knocked up. Those things are growing faster than her stomach is, which is fine by me. I also appreciate her not wearing a bra and forgetting that camera flash cuts right through [...]

Jessica Alba has a rack

Normally pregnant chicks scare me, but Jessica Alba has yet to reach that level yet.  I think it’s mostly because her rack is growing at an amazing rate.  Those things are good.  I just hope she doesn’t get those saggy “post-baby” saggy boobs.  Ugh.  I don’t know why she would go and ruin her body [...]

AskMen.com 2008 Top 99 Women is Now Live

For as long as I can remember, I have been a huge fan of the AskMen.com Top 99 Sexiest Women because like most other people, I’m a sucker for lists. Long lists with half-naked women. I mean, how could you honestly go wrong when you have 99 beautiful women and their respective half-naked pictures?
However, when [...]

Jessica Alba is an honest woman

Jessica Alba is now engaged to her boyfriend Cash Warren, the dude that knocked her up.
“Yes, I can confirm that they are engaged,” her rep tells Us.
She flashed the ring during a December 26 outing in West Hollywood.
They will welcome their first child next year.
As Us previously reported, Alba and Warren, 28, had split in [...]

Jessica Alba Pregnant? Noooooo!

FoxNews is reporting that Jessica Alba is pregnant.
“I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” her rep, Brad Cafarelli, told People.
That son of a bitch Cash Warren pretty much planted his flag in the world’s most sought after ass. On one hand he’s a douchebag, but [...]

Jessica Alba shows us her best side

Jessica Alba tries to hide from the paparazzi yet again and ends up showing them exactly what they want, pictures of her sweet ass. I don’t know why she keeps trying to hide from them, they’re going to get the pictures one way or another.  I guess she wanted some privacy while she was shopping [...]

Jessica Alba Hates Naked People

Jessica Alba has recently admitted that she is much more prude than you could have ever imagined. Recently, she went to a Spa and was in for quite a surprise when she hopped into the Jacuzzi with her bathing suit. According to Female First,
“I went to a spa and it was so traumatic because no [...]

Jessica Alba and Alicia Keys Operate on TRL

Jessica Alba and Alicia keys were recently on MTV’s TRL and Jessica was flaunting her terrible dressing attire. I’m not quite sure if she’s trying to look like a good little school girl or if she decided to “Go Green,” by reusing clothing she found at the Salvation Army clothing bin. Whatever the case, the [...]

Jessica Alba will Never Go Nude

Jessica Alba has claimed she would never go nude for a movie role. While you would think it was because of some inner moral standards about appearing naked on film, she says it has to do with her Catholic background. According to Contact Music, Jessica Alba said,
“I will never do a nude scene in a [...]

Jessica Alba Shows Up to Some Crappy Party Completely Clothed

Here is Jessica Alba showing up for the El Sueno La Esperanza annual Gala on October 18th. El Sueno La Esp… screw it. A spanish party. By the look of things, it appears to be a boring party. You know, not like those other spanish parties with piñatas and guns, but a party where Jessica [...]

Why is Jessica Alba in a Drug Store?

Jessica Alba was spotted in a Rite-Aid yesterday sporting an extremely uncomfortable look on her face. At first glance, I would have immediately thought she was rushing to the stool softener aisle, but instead, she’s looking at the Carex assisted bathing gear. She’s also hunched over.  If I didn’t know how uptight Jessica Alba was, [...]

Jessica Alba Wanted to Get Married

When Jessica Alba dumped Cash Warren over the phone, men around the world rejoiced. Another hot girl was back on the market. However, Gatecrasher is reporting that the reason for the split was purely because Jessica was ready for marriage and Cash wasn’t. According to Gatecrasher,
“Seeing Eva get married made Jessica wistful,” says the friend. [...]

Jessica Alba is Single

When Cash Warren managed to bag Jessica Alba on the set of Fantastic Four in 2005, he was most likely the happiest man in the world. However, while Jessica was off promoting the second Fantastic Four, she decided to call Cash Warren to break up with him. According to US,
Sources tell Us that Alba, who [...]

Want to Date Jessica Alba?

Jessica Alba revealed that every man she dates must be a little sissy who likes to hang out with her father. According to M & C, Jessica said,
“I like a guy to be in touch with his feelings. He’s also got to be able to hang out with my dad.”
Listen up. I’m a man and [...]

Jessica Alba hates the gym, being sexy

Jessica Alba, the struggling actress/world’s sexiest woman, has admitted her extreme hate for the gym and working out. She revealed,
“I have to look good but I hate to exercise. I get so bored so I just do anything that keeps me from wanting to kill myself when I am in the gym, like listening to [...]

Jessica Alba in Arena Magazine Singapore

An ongoing theme throughout the top 10 Hottest women in the world is their public desire to shed their sex appeal to develop their “talents.” While Jessica Alba has stated this on numerous occasions, it still generates buzz all over the world. Arena Magazine Singapore is the proof.
What’s with the pretty girls not wanting to [...]

Jessica Alba Enjoys No-Strings Attached Sex

There are very few things a girl can tell a guy that is an automatic green light for a one-night stand, but Jessica Alba manages to say all the right things in the recent Cosmopolitan magazine. According to the Sun, Jessica said,
“I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. [...]

Jessica Alba despises the paparazzi

In a recent interview with Parade magazine, Jessica Alba has revealed that she hates the paparazzi. She said,
“I could give two shits about them. They’re so lame, I can’t even believe that’s a real job. I can’t imagine they even pay taxes.”
I wonder what she has to say about celebrity bloggers…
Jessica Alba’s nipples are hard
Jessica [...]

Jessica Alba’s Nipples are Hard

I will give you one chance to guess why these Jessica Alba pictures were posted and if you guess nipples you’re a pervert. However, you would also be right.
This week’s finish is shaping up to be an excellent one. If we were only given sexy Beyonce bikini pictures, it would have been enough. If we [...]

Jessica Alba Needs to be Spanked

Ordinarily when I think about Jessica Alba I imagine a very cultured, well-mannered, sexy girl who is willing to bend over backwards for you (I mean that literally). However, according to the latest reports, Jessica has supposedly claimed that she is a very bad, defiant woman. According to Showbiz, Jessica said,
“I love challenging authority,” the [...]

Jessica Alba Exposes Her Inner Thoughts

Jessica Alba, in the latest issue of GQ, decided to pass her thoughts on several thought provoking topics. While DerekHail.com rarely listens to or cares about what actresses have to say, this is Jessica Alba and I’d do anything to see her boobies. According to GQ, Jessica Alba said,
On her future in Hollywood:
“Right now, I’m [...]

Jessica Alba bikini pictures in GQ magazine

This is by far the best week I have ever had in the world of celebrity gossip and it keeps getting better. In the latest issue of GQ magazine, Jessica Alba is wearing some of the sexiest bikinis I have ever seen her wear and I love it.
In addition to these sexy bikini pictures, Jessica [...]

Jessica Alba hopes to hang up the Bikini.. Say it aint so

Jessica Alba is hoping producers start to shelf the g-string bikinis and start respecting her as an actress. According to M&C, she told GQ magazine:
“I hope all my new work will help producers in getting past my hotness.”
She said: “I try not to make the headlines. I’m self-conscious about this. [...]

Jessica Alba in a Wet T-Shirt on the Beach

Is today the absolute best day for bikini pictures or what?
Jessica Alba, while doing a photo shoot on the beach, is wearing a wet t-shirt and showing off her absolutely perfect body in a bikini. Although they may not be as gratifying as a nipple slip, it’s Jessica Alba - she’s the sexiest woman in [...]

What the hell happened to Jessica Alba?

Jessica Alba may be one of the sexiest women in the world, but what is the draw to wear red lipstick? Bold red lipstick just looks tacky and whoreish. She’s at the Rise of the Silver Surfer party, not dancing in a strip club.
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Jessica Alba has one, two, three. Three Men

I understand that a woman like Jessica Alba needs the attention of several men, but three men? That is an unusually large amount of meat. These latest Jessica Alba pictures make me wonder if she is really filming a Revlon commercial or a high-budget, soft-core porn flick.
After seeing the Jessica Alba upskirt pictures a few [...]

Jessica Alba Panties brighten my Thursday

Jessica Alba, while filming a Revlon commercial, gave everyone a peak at her beautiful white panties. Just when I was beginning to think this was going to be a boring, uneventful day, these Jessica Alba pictures were brought to my attention by ICYDK. I never saw a woman so happy for panty pics in my [...]

Jessica Alba Has Looked Better, but Not Today

Jessica Alba, better known for topping the charts of Ask Men’s Top 99 Most Desirable Women, looks terrible during the filming of “The Eye.” However, since this is Jessica Alba we are talking about, she deserves the benefit of the doubt. The costume must have required her to look this way. That’s it. The costume. [...]

Jessica Alba Buys Worthless Toys Too

When I first came across the “Chuck It,” which is made for lazy dog owners who find it too difficult to bend down and pick up their dog’s ball, I was surprised they made such a stupid and useless item. Anyway, here are some pictures of Jessica Alba using the “Chuck it.”
Discuss: Who looks more [...]

Jessica Alba Gives a Man an Erection in Public

Jessica Alba in a Bikini is a turn on, but an erection? On the beach? There’s little kids present. What a sick fuck. However, why is Jessica smiling? Is it cute? Flattering? Maybe regular men should walk around with erections and ask random women what they think.

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Jessica Alba in Miami: Bikini Pictures and Nipples

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Jessica Alba bikini pictures: Is there a better way to start off the New Year? Absolutely not. However, it looks like she lost a little bit of weight, but I’m not complaining because they are still beautiful. Alongside her flesh colored bikini bottoms, the water must have been cold because her nipples [...]

Morning Gossip

Scarlett Johansson is afraid of being waxed, it hurts!
Jessica Alba won’t remove her clothing, upsets all of men across the world
Jessica Biel to be the next wonder woman, all woman?
Leonardo DiCaprio and Matt Damon try to give Jack Nicholson a rectal exam
Michael Jackson dressed as a transvestite
Daniel Craig has loose lips, upsets Pierce Brosnan

Jessica Alba in a see-through green dress

Just when I thought today could not get any better, Jessica Alba was spotted wearing a see-through green dress. Although we can’t necessarily see anything, it just helps show what a great day today is. I mean, Tom Cruise is going back on Oprah, Paris Hilton got punched in the face, and Mel Gibson is [...]

Celebrities do normal things

Jessica Biel and a Bag of Crap have nothing in common, but travel together. (Egotastic)
Jennifer Lopez talks on phone after a nice daylight swim. (Hollywood Tuna)
Pink does what she wants, however she wants, and looks terrible doing it (Hollywood Rag)
Lindsay Lohan has a terrible sense of fashoin (Trent)
Jessica Alba sucks… literally. (IDLYITW)

Jessica Alba is obsessive compulsive

Cash Warren, Jessica Alba’s boyfriend, decided to surprise her with a hotel room filled with 200 balloons and scented candles for her 25th birthday in an expensive hotel in New York city, but her obsessive compulsive disorder prevented her from fully enjoying it. Jessica said,
My boyfriend surprised me with a room filled with 200 balloons, [...]

Jessica Alba is disappointed her bikini top has to stay on

Jessica Alba is allegedly disappointed that her fame prevents her from going topless on the beach. According to USA Today, with regards to being topless on the beach, she said,
I would do if it were just me and my guy, but photographers seem to pop up everywhere. I think I’ll be wearing a bikini
Jessica [...]

Lindsay Lohan is one step closer to becoming Michael Jackson

Lindsay Lohan was ranked third, coming behind both Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria, in Maxim’s recent poll. Angelina Jolie came in fourth place. Lindsay was ecstatic that she beat out Angelina. A friend of Lohan said,
It shouldn’t but the whole thing has gone to her head. She was raving how she’s now officially sexier than [...]

Jessica Alba is gorgeous

[tag]Jessica Alba[/tag] is gorgeous. The only thing I am questioning is, since when did her breasts become so large? Whatever the case, I’ll still stare. Although, the last time I was caught doing this, my girlfriend wouldn’t speak to me for a week. Something about how it was not normal to crop pictures of my [...]

Jessica Alba to host MTV movie awards

[tag]Jessica Alba[/tag] will host the [tag]MTV movie awards[/tag] 2006 on June 3rd, 2006. She is even nominated for three awards herself, in the two movies, Sin City, and Fantastic Four. Jessica said,
the MTV Movie Awards is like a three-ring circus, and I’m thrilled they asked me to be this year’s ringmaster.
The awards are due to [...]

Jessica Alba is still phenominal

[tag]Jessica Alba[/tag] almost had a nipple slip on a recent photo shoot for US weekly. Unfortunately for all of her fans, we can only see it through the lace. Fortunately for Jessica Alba, she knows how to smile for the camera.
Here are some more pictures of the beautiful Jessica Alba:

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Jessica Alba is a Tomboy

[tag]Jessica Alba[/tag] refers to herself as a “boring tomboy.” She likes to do boring and mundane activities, some of them being: taking her “pooch” for a walk or just walking outside in general. She claims this is why she plays “dress-up” for a living; to compensate for her boring life.
I don’t understand how such a [...]

Jessica Alba might as well join a Convent

[tag]Jessica Alba[/tag] is sick and tired of being type casted as the hot girl. She wants to move on to something more challenging. She was quoted as saying,
That’s where I want to go next - a romantic comedy or something like that.
A genre ruled by whores and infidels such as [tag]Kate Hudson[/tag] and [tag]Sarah Jessica [...]