Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt Shoots Some Hoops

Tracee — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 08:37:40 +0000

In a bikini. This makes Jennifer Love Hewitt my new favorite chick. I mean, how many chicks out of high school (maybe college) would do that? Hell, if they had her shit like this in the Ghost Whisperer I’d actually watch the show (or at least DVR it).

And to think, it wasn’t that long ago that Jennifer was on the cover of People after TMZ showered all the cellulite around her ass. Jennifer, you’ve come a long way, baby.

Jennifer Love Hewitt in Maxim

thebrokenfarted — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 11:42:32 +0000

Add a little love to your day with Jessica Love Hewitt. As corny as that sounds, don’t let that horrible saying discourage you from checking her out in Maxim magazine; it’s definately worth a look. Okay, I stand corrected, if anybody wants you to look, it’s probably her–nothing like boosting your self esteem by losing weight and doing a shoot for a men’s mag after being called a fatty for so long.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Skinny Again, Hurray!

thebrokenfarted — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 14:46:48 +0000

Jennifer Love Hewitt is no longer camera shy since she’s lost a couple of pounds. After ridicule from…well pretty much everybody…for having the nerve to prance around in a bikini with a gut, Jennifer shaped up, but not before telling every fat person to dress like a skanky whore.

Several Web sites posted shots of Hewitt, with a bit of cellulite, on a Hawaii beach with her then brand-new fiance, Scottish actor Ross McCall, along with some less-than-complimentary comments. TMZ.com, for example, said, “We know what you ate this summer, Love — everything!”

It’s nice to know that even though we can’t achieve world peace, at least we can all come together to make a human garbage disposal self conscious. This is it, America! We are one step closer to achieving a thing I like to call “a sexy utopia.”

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J-Love is sneaky

Derek Hail — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:56:01 +0000

We all know Jennifer Love Hewitt has a huge fat ass, but now she’s making me want to see her naked again. Damn those big boobs. Look at that coy smile she’s giving us. She knows we’re under her spell. I’m pretty sure if you put Jennifer Love Hewitt’s rack on the body of Amy Winehouse, I would want to see her naked, and that’s saying ALOT.