J Love is only a call girl in her new movie, The Call Girl. I’d say it’s some Lifetime shit, but some of that Lifetime shit can come pretty damn close to soft porn.

Or so I’ve heard.

Anyway, it looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt’s taken her new role to heart. Look at her fill out that dress. The tits, the legs, the stripper shoes… this chick is rockin‘.

Then again, J Love may be a little batshit crazy (or just a regular old maneater, I don’t know), but that doesn’t make the chick any less hot.

Never let it be said I don’t give credit where it’s due.

Photos by Fame Pictures

Remember those TMZ pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s fat ass all dimpled with cellulite?

Well, she wants you to know she’s gotten rid of that shit. Look at her now: she looks HOT.

She posed for this photoshoot for the Australia magazine Who. They did a magnificent job showcasing that marvelous rack of hers, didn’t they? Jennifer just let those paps photograph her from the wrong angle is all. Her rack  was always worthy of ogling.

And those abs look good too. As do the legs. Now if Jennifer had been REALLY brave, she’d have let them shot her from behind. Work that ass, baby. The cellulite could’ve been airbrushed out.

In a bikini. This makes Jennifer Love Hewitt my new favorite chick. I mean, how many chicks out of high school (maybe college) would do that? Hell, if they had her shit like this in the Ghost Whisperer I’d actually watch the show (or at least DVR it).

And to think, it wasn’t that long ago that Jennifer was on the cover of People after TMZ showered all the cellulite around her ass. Jennifer, you’ve come a long way, baby.

Add a little love to your day with Jessica Love Hewitt.  As corny as that sounds, don’t let that horrible saying discourage you from checking her out in Maxim magazine; it’s definately worth a look.  Okay, I stand corrected, if anybody wants you to look, it’s probably her–nothing like boosting your self esteem by losing weight and doing a shoot for a men’s mag after being called a fatty for so long.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is no longer camera shy since she’s lost a couple of pounds. After ridicule from…well pretty much everybody…for having the nerve to prance around in a bikini with a gut, Jennifer shaped up, but not before telling every fat person to dress like a skanky whore.

Several Web sites posted shots of Hewitt, with a bit of cellulite, on a Hawaii beach with her then brand-new fiance, Scottish actor Ross McCall, along with some less-than-complimentary comments. TMZ.com, for example, said, “We know what you ate this summer, Love — everything!”

It’s nice to know that even though we can’t achieve world peace, at least we can all come together to make a human garbage disposal self conscious. This is it, America! We are one step closer to achieving a thing I like to call “a sexy utopia.”

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We all know Jennifer Love Hewitt has a huge fat ass, but now she’s making me want to see her naked again. Damn those big boobs. Look at that coy smile she’s giving us. She knows we’re under her spell. I’m pretty sure if you put Jennifer Love Hewitt’s rack on the body of Amy Winehouse, I would want to see her naked, and that’s saying ALOT.

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US Weekly reported that Jennifer Love Hewitt turned down an offer to pose in Playboy.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is comfortable in her skin but she doesn’t want to bare all in Playboy.

Her rep tells Usmagazine.com, “there was an offer, but she declined.”

A source tells Us terms of the deal weren’t discussed.

What the hell is going on?  I thought Playboy was supposed to show us HOT naked chicks.  This offer would have been awesome maybe 3 or 4 years ago, but right after we’ve all seen her huge ass?  Come on Heff.  Get your act together and convince Jessica Biel to pose.

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Apparently her reps are denying she’s pregnant.

Sites were buzzing today that Hewitt, 28, and her fiancé, Scottish actor Ross McCall, 32, are expecting their first child in June.

But her rep tells Usmagazine.com: “Jennifer is not pregnant.”

OK, so she’s just fat.  My bad.

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