There’s something about short-short skirts (or long tops, like what JLo is wearing) and thigh-high boots that gets me thinking about handcuffs and whips (and a whole lot of fun).

The one thing Jennifer Lopez is missing in this get-up is leather. She went with snakeskin instead.

Still, you know she probably whips the shit out of that scrawny Marc Anthony before riding him like he’s a thoroughbred stallion. The guy really has nothing to complain about, even if her diva demands run his little ass ragged outside the bedroom.

Hell, JLo probably runs his ass ragged IN the bedroom, but there are worse fates in life.

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Looking at these pictures brings home two points.

1. Jennifer Lopez’s curves, from her tits to those hips to that ASS, are as luscious and lethal as ever.
2. JLo is a WHOLE LOT of woman for little Marc Anthony. Seriously.

But, hey, Marc has managed to put up with JLo for quite a few years now, so clearly he’s getting something and she’s getting something.

I know I’d be pushing that diva to striptease for me EVERY night. Hell, I’d install a damn stripper pole in the bedroom (if Marc hasn’t already).

Something tells me as long as you fawn over JLo, the Diva is happy. And I could fawn over that ass forever.

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JLo, JLo. People may say you’re Hell on Wheels, and you may or may not be rehabbing your image as a judge on American Idol, but I’ve gotta give this to you: you’re a hot chick no matter WHAT else is true.

Look at those legs. If you’re a leg man, then these are the pics for you. Now we just have to curse the fact that Jennifer didn’t bother to turn around and show off that fabulous ass of hers.

You could probably show Kim Kardashian a thing or to. Unless you’ve lost your ass. In which case, I’m glad you’re hiding it, because that would send a significant portion of the male population into mourning.

At least until they saw Kim’s ass again.

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If Ojani Noa, Jennifer Lopez’s first husband, has his way, we’re going to get to see EVERYTHING JLo’s got (or had) to show. He wants to make a feature film about their one-year marriage, and he wants to use home videos they made while they were married.

“JLo is riding a scooter in public in Cuba, while talking to the camera and numerous by-standers, with her privates in as plain view asParis Hilton, Britany Spears and Lindsay Lohan have in the past,” said Ed Meyer, a rep for Lopez’s ex-hubby.

“This is among other nudity on her part in the now 21 hours of home movies, that we have so far recovered.”

The tape does not contain full-on sex, but is said to grant a revealing glimpse of the singer, including her with “no underwear” and “vagina in plain view”, RadarOnline.com has learned.

Now THAT visual would get my ass into the movie theater to see one of Jennifer’s movies again.

Talk of this should make American Idol (JLo’s one of the new judges) even more interesting.

Of course, it’s pathetic that Ojani can’t get his ass a job and stop trying to profit off his ex-wife (who’s been married twice since him), but if he’s gonna do it, I see no reason not to enjoy the view.

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Motherhood didn’t cause Jennifer Lopez any problems. She’s still rocking the tits and ass. Especially the ass. Eat your heart out, Ben Affleck. JLo’s still got it going on and is definitely an MILF. Who cares about the raging diva shit? Keep that mouth busy doing other things.

Jennifer Lopez (formerly known as JLo) is still one badass chick. She hasn’t let little things like giving birth to twins or turning 40 stop her from being able to rock a bikini. Here she is laying out on a boat off the coast of Italy. JLo may be a diva, but you can’t say she doesn’t deliver the goods. Another MILF.

An oldie but goodie… this is Jennifer Lopez from back in the day, circa 2003, pre-twins. She still had quite an ass although I think the photographer could’ve gotten some better shots of it.

Now I remember why JLo was so hot.

Two words: holy crap.  I don’t know how much money she put into getting those breasts of hers to squeeze together like that, but it was well worth the money.  I haven’t seen her look this hot since…ever.  If it takes a movie like “The Curious Case of Benjamin Butler” for her to come out in public looking like that, then I have a couple of movies she might want to consider.  I hope she doesn’t mind it taking place in an abandoned warehouse on a squeaky mattress.

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