Jennifer Lopez pictures and gossip

US Magazine is apparently all giddy about Jennifer Lopez showing off her huge ham hocks after the birth of her twins.   Not only did she show of her “hot post baby bod”, she also showed off her husband who looks like he’s already aged 20 years.  What a beautiful couple.
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“Don’t piss me off or I’ll start singing Jenny from the Block!”
Just when you thought they couldn’t burn any more money in the world, People magazine will be paying Jennifer Lopez $6 million for pictures of her kids. On top of that, J. Lo made the request to be no longer called J. Lo. [...]

Jennifer Lopez named her two spawns of Satan “Max” and “Emme”.

“Max and Emme are cute but, as starbaby choices go, highly unoriginal,” Pamela Redmond Satran, the author of baby-naming guides Cool Names and The Baby Name Bible, told Usmagazine.com.

I can’t believe someone gets paid to rate baby names.

“Christina Aguilera just used Max, which hasn’t been [...]

Why Ana?  You’re a top Sports Illustrated Model,  you’ve been in the Victoria Secret Catalog, you’ve been a Guess girl, why ruin your career?  Don’t you know anything that touches Jennifer Lopez turns to hot garbage?  I can’t even look at that picture because it makes me hot.  What’s wrong with that you say?  Getting [...]

“I’d be giving birth too if it was a $6 million dollar pay-off!”
With Jennifer Lopez about to deliver twins, the star turned hack might just be able to cover her kids college fund with their baby photos. According to MSNBC via TMZ:
People reportedly is paying $6 million for the snaps.
And to add to that [...]

Holy Christ, this bitch is huge!  Someone tranquilize her before she starts chewing on the curtains.  Those kids are going to be so God Damn ugly it’s not even funny.  Imagine a mix of Skeletor and Rosie Perez, then add a huge ass and a bad attitude.  Sounds great right?  Well, guess what, we get [...]

During Jennifer Lopez’s final concert on her joint tour, she confirmed her pregnancy to the 10,000 people in attendance. According to E!,
”We didn’t want to say anything before because we didn’t want to take away from the tour, but we’re expecting,” Lopez told the privileged 10,000-strong crowd at Miami’s American Airlines Arena.
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Jennifer Lopez’s new movie “Bordertown” is allegedly going straight to DVD, which may put the final nail in Jennifer’s coffin considering she had a recent album tank and a recent movie, “El Cantante” bomb. Anyway, according to Page Six,
“Bordertown” - where J. Lo plays a reporter probing the murders of female factory workers in Mexico [...]

Russian Tycoon, Andrei Melnichenko, is paying Jennifer Lopez $50,000 a minute, or in total, $1.2 million + $800,000 in expenses, to perform a private birthday party for his wife and 60 guests. According to MSNBC,
“Andrei and Aleksandra are both very great fans of J. Lo, so Andrei put the call in and personally put the [...]

Britney Spears Sex Tape:

After her divorce, Britney Spears was plagued by scandal. One fake tape, one alleged sales attempt, and finally one press release from Britney and Kevin denying a sex tape finally ended this rumor - for now. Instead of a sex tape, we were given several undesired crotch shots and - upskirts. How [...]