Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Jennifer Garner

Jennifer Garner’s Breasts Are Off Limits

Derek Hail — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 17:48:26 +0000

Jennifer Garner forbade costars from going near her breasts during fight scenes in her latest movie since she was still breastfeeding her newborn child Violet. According to M&C, Jennifer told People,

“It was so down and dirty that I had scratch marks that we had to cover up on my face for the next few days.

“But the guy I was fighting had to stay away from my boobs because I was breastfeeding. That was the one sacred thing. He could go for my head, pull my hair, just not the boobs.

“I gave as good as I got, I even bit his ear. It was great!”

If I were to fight a woman, the first place I’d punch is the boobs. I mean, it’s pretty much illegal for a man to hit a woman, but if I’m about to get my ass kicked, I might as well get a cheap feel. Now, was she worried that she’d damage her breasts or scared that squirting milk in an actor’s eye would be embarrassing? I’ll have to say the latter.

Here are some Jennifer Garner press promo stills. They suck, but at least there are some pictures.

Jennifer Garner is a Damn Ghost

Derek Hail — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 16:59:56 +0000

Jennifer Garner was celebrating the fourth in Hawaii and she decided to show off her hot bikini body. By hot, I mean, she’s extremely pale and blends in with the sand on the beach. Does Ben Affleck even let her out of the house? I’m by no means tan, but this is ridiculous. It looks as if she was locked away in the baby’s room for the past six months. She needs some color already!

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Jennifer Garner: Bikini bottoms, a Paddle, and a Flabby Ass

Derek Hail — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:00:02 +0000

In Hawaii, Jennifer Garner is pictured attempting to learn to paddle surf. She’s wearing black bikini bottoms and is showing off her flabby ass. However, I don’t mind. She’s Jennifer Garner. I just watched her fight terrorists for four seasons of Alias in the past week, which basically means, she can kick my ass. So, I’ll do myself the service and keep my mouth shut about how she looks.

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Derek Hail — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 20:21:12 +0000