Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Jennifer Garner pictures and gossip


Jennifer Garner’s Breasts Are Off Limits

Jennifer Garner forbade costars from going near her breasts during fight scenes in her latest movie since she was still breastfeeding her newborn child Violet. According to M&C, Jennifer told People,
“It was so down and dirty that I had scratch marks that we had to cover up on my face for the next few days.
“But [...]

Jennifer Garner is a Damn Ghost

Jennifer Garner was celebrating the fourth in Hawaii and she decided to show off her hot bikini body. By hot, I mean, she’s extremely pale and blends in with the sand on the beach. Does Ben Affleck  even let her out of the house? I’m by no means tan, but this is ridiculous. It looks [...]

Jennifer Garner: Bikini bottoms, a Paddle, and a Flabby Ass

In Hawaii, Jennifer Garner is pictured attempting to learn to paddle surf. She’s wearing black bikini bottoms and is showing off her flabby ass. However, I don’t mind. She’s Jennifer Garner. I just watched her fight terrorists for four seasons of Alias in the past week, which basically means, she can kick my ass. [...]

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Ben Affleck is a man

You want to go to the hospital for a headache? HAHA!
Ben Affleck went to a Cambridge, Massachusetts hospital after suffering from a migraine on Monday. Ben’s rep said,
Ben Affleck was treated for a migraine at Mt. Auburn Hospital in Cambridge, Massachusetts today. He was released this afternoon, and is recuperating at home,
Oh please, what a [...]