Ooooookay… Jennifer Aniston of the sexy as all hell photoshoots decided to wear THIS to the London premiere of Horrible Bosses.

What the hell?

Is she just trying to convince us that she’s no longer hot? I mean, you can kinda make out her tits in this dress.

Well, her legs do look nice. I’ll give her that.

But why so damn modest, Jennifer? You’re playing a maneating boss in Horrible Bosses: I think leather (hell, you could even throw in a whip and a chain) would’ve worked very well on this red carpet.

Talk about a missed opportunity.

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Here’s Jennifer Aniston, still masterfully keeping our attention by showing off that famous body of hers.

Hey, I’m not complaining.

Jennifer played peek-a-boo with her tits on her way into a talkshow. I think she has a new perfume or some shit like that coming out.

She’s not out to talk about a movie, although her last one with Adam Sandler wasn’t bad. Then again, when is Sandler bad in anything?

I’m waiting to see her in Horrible Bosses. She plays a dentist who sexually harasses an assistant.

Hell, Jennifer could harass me anytime. Especially if it involved forcing me to look at her NAKED tits.

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Jennifer Aniston’s been in the business a loooong time. This chick knows how to sell her shit.

So here she is at the premiere of her new movie with Adam Sandler, Just Go With It. As you can see, she’s letting her rack do the work.

Smart chick, I say.

This may be a Jennifer Aniston movie that I’ll actually see. Sandler’s a funny dude, not to mention a smart one. In addition to Jennifer, he has Brooklyn Decker in the movie, too. There’s also Nicole Kidman if you’re into the ice queens.

Sadly, I don’t think Jennifer actually flashes her tits in the movie. Pity. If it did, you know opening night would be HUGE.

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Jennifer Aniston is still showing off that hot body of hers in Allure magazine.

At least, I think that’s her body. The girls are looking very, very nice.

I mean, I’m no photo expert, but even I can tell somebody photoshopped the SHIT out of these pictures.

And the teddy bear? Seriously? Isn’t this chick in her 40′s???

I hear Jen’s still single. So here’s a tip from a dude: chicks over the age of, oh, 18 (hell, I’ll say 16) who still play with teddy bears don’t exactly get a rise out of us. If you know what I mean.

Unless the dude’s a pedophile, that is.

Some say Jennifer Aniston was slurring her words at the People’s Choice Awards. I say, who the hell cares? Check out that rack!

Then check out these luscious links:

• Christina Milian seems to be recovering nicely from giving birth and her marriage/divorce from The Dream. – Moejackson
• Sounds like Giada de Laurentiis knows how to treat a man. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Irina Shayk is still awfully damn HOT. Especially in lingerie. In case you were wondering. – Celebslam
• Megan Fox does Madame Magazine. – The Blemish
• I don’t think this is Lady Gaga. This chick actually looks kinda cute. If it IS Lady Gaga, then she needs to keep looking like this. – Yeeeah
• Jersey Shore’s Snooki is EVERYWHERE. – CityRag
• I can’t decide: is Katie Price still HOT or has she become a NOT? – Hollywoodtuna

Jennifer Aniston almost lets us look at her tit. Such a tease, this chick.

Check out these luscious links:

• Vanessa Minnillo can fill out a bikini. Too bad she can fill out a bikini. – Moejackson
• Seth Rogen popped the question while his then-girlfriend was topless and put the ring on her finger. Smart guy- he wanted to get straight to the celebration! – I’m Not Obsessed
• Not only is Doutzen Kroes knocked up: she’s also off the market. – Celebslam
• Ready to see Kristen Stewart practically naked in Breaking Dawn? Nah, not even that is enough to make me sit through that Twilight shit. – The Blemish
• Demi Lovato was dating Wilmer Valderrama before going into treatment. No wonder she needed it after tangling with that douchebag. – Yeeeah
• Who’d you rather: Christina Aguilera or Coco? – CityRag
• Sophie Reade has a wardrobe malfunction. – Hollywoodtuna

Have you heard about Jennifer Aniston’s new movie, The Switch? It’s about a chick who gets herself knocked up via artificial insemination.

So what’s the switch? A guy friend of hers (Jason Bateman) switched the sperm, so instead of her getting her donor’s sperm, she was knocked up with her friend’s sperm.

Show me a dude who would do THAT in real life.

Anyway, here’s Jennifer Aniston working it at The Switch premiere. I must say, I’m not sure this is Jen’s best look. Her tits look better than that when, um, they’re properly packaged. She still has hot legs, though. Check out those calves below.

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Relax. “America’s Sweetheart” Jennifer Aniston didn’t finally decide to open a can of whup-ass on Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. This is for the movie The Bounty (which is why the guy “arresting” her probably looks familiar: it’s Gerard Butler). Gerard’s got a hard job, doesn’t he? Word has it they were caught “holding hands.” If Gerard had his way, I’m sure that was the least of it. I can see hitting that. Talk about an incredible job perk.

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