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Jennifer Aniston in Vogue

If you were obsessing over the break-up of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt three years ago, then Vogue definitely figures you would still be obsessing over it now.  In it’s latest issue,  Jenn openly moans and groans over her loss and the audacity of obviously better looking Angelina Jolie in a past issue of Vogue [...]

Jennifer Aniston Goes Back in for Sloppy Seconds

Although Jennifer Aniston’s friends know just as well as we do that “The Player” John Mayer is up to no good re-kindling their romance on the week of his birthday, we also should know that at this point, Jennifer Aniston sucks at relationships in general and is probably just looking for a little action.
John Mayer [...]

Jennifer Aniston: Half Full or Half Empty?

After showing up for the premiere of her latest movie “Management” at the Toronto International Film Festival, Jennifer Aniston was interviewed on the spot regarding her current schedule.
“Things couldn’t be better,” the actress, who recently split from John Mayer, told PEOPLE at Sunday’s screening of her new film, Management, at the Toronto International Film Festival. [...]

The Creepy, Psycho-side of Jennifer Aniston, Back on TV!

I suppose a rebound for Jennifer Aniston means going on television and playing a love struck psycho, as we will all come to find out this October when her cameo on “30 Rock” comes on air.
Aniston will appear in one episode as a “free-spirited, ‘Fatal Attraction’-like stalker” named Claire Harper, who is the Liz Lemon’s [...]

Jennifer Aniston is a tight ass

It’s no secret that Jennifer Aniston is a fun party girl.  Oh wait, I meant to say Uptight Super Bitch.  Sorry about that. I would much rather see her from this angle all the time, that way we don’t have to see her sourpuss face.  Maybe she’s standing like that so the stick will fall [...]

Jen Aniston shows her nips again

What the hell is up with Jennifer Aniston’s nipples?  They are always perky and peeking through her shirt.  Even when she wears a bra it’s like she’s got metallic nips that just break through any force.  Maybe she’s some kind of robot.  That would explain her lack of emotions and that sour puss face she’s [...]

John and Jennifer are sneaky

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston must be magicians because they have pulled the wool over US Magazine’s eyes for the past two months.
Jen Aniston and John Mayer went to their first public event together Thursday night.
They joined Courteney Cox and David Arquette — who celebrated their nine-year anniversary that night — at a humanitarian event [...]

John Mayer is the Magic Man

It looks like John Mayer can add Jennifer Aniston to the list of A-Listers he’s hooked up with. This goofy bastard seems to just fall head first into top of the line women. This time, he’s managed to be with the always sour pussed Jennifer Aniston. She always looks like she’s pissed [...]

Jennifer Aniston has a gift for you

Normally Jennifer Aniston looks like she’s just sucked on a lemon for about 2 hours, but from this angle she looks pretty damn good.  She’s pretty well known for having a nice ass but her face always distracted me from checking it out.  Since it’s St Patrick Day and I’ve already had a few, I [...]

Jennifer Aniston Smart Water Ads are a Complete Joke

Branding campaigns for products have always confused me and these Jennifer Aniston Smart Water ads aren’t any different. At first glance I thought, “Perfect! Water that enlarges breasts. And at $1.99 a bottle, what a complete steal.” Unfortunately, what we really have is some company talking about the importance of their water and why it [...]

Brad Pitt wants Jennifer Aniston Back, allegedly

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been allegedly fighting incessantly lately, and Brad’s supposed way of coping with his problems was to call his ex, Jennifer Aniston. According to Life and Style Weekly,
“Brad told Jen that he missed being with a woman who was his best friend,” the insider says. In fact, he became so [...]

Perez Hilton to be Seized by the U.S Marshall?

A few weeks ago, there were several rumors arising suggesting Topless and Nude Jennifer Aniston Pictures would be available on the internet in a short while. Sure enough, they existed, and to help combat this, NBC released a pre-emptive cease to desist order. However, several bloggers published these images anyway. Unfortunately for Perez, he has [...]

Jennifer Aniston is Nude in The Break Up

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Late last week, there were rumors that Jennifer Aniston nude photos from The Break Up would be hitting the internet over the next week. And, as you can see, the rumors are correct. As of right now, only the nipple shot is available, but it should prove to be a good way to tide [...]

Jennifer Aniston to Adopt Two Children

Jennifer Aniston, who has been plagued recently by breast implant rumors, has become interested in adopting two children. According to the Chronicle, a friend said
“But she’s not intending to stop at one! Jen has decided on two of similar ages, and if the opportunity to take a boy comes first she’ll wait for the girl.”
She [...]

Did Jennifer Aniston get Implants?

I am by no means a medical doctor, but I do consider myself an expert on breasts. Based on the evidence and careful analysis, my expert opinion leads me to believe Jennifer Aniston has inserted fun bags into her fun bags. However, all the silicone in the world isn’t going to get her Brad Pitt [...]

A Little bit of Gossip

Not Celebrity Related: What is better than celebrities? College girls making out.
Robbie Williams angers disabled groups. Pretty much the only group worth angering. Dlisted
Jake Gyllenhaal goes commando, lets penis flap in the wind. City Rag
Jennifer Aniston is Crushed by photographers, not Vince. Egotastic
Angelina Jolie is so hot she passed out. Hot Momma Gossip
Madonna has [...]

Vince Vaughn’s Vengeance: He didn’t cheat

Vince Vaughn, who was allegedly “caught” cheating on Jennifer Aniston, after the above picture was posted by several tabloids, is fighting back by sueing the tabloids that claimed he was unfaithful to Jennifer. According to People,
Vaughn complains that papers “published allegations that he was caught kissing a mystery blonde whilst attending a charity event on [...]

Jennifer Aniston is Still Dating the Big Pudgy Bear

Jennifer Aniston, during the taping of the Oprah Winfrey Show, was questioned about whether or not her and Vince Vaughn were over. She confirmed that she is still with Vince Vaughn, but she is not engaged. According to People,
According to audience member Margaret Stent, Aniston also said that she hadn’t gotten breast implants, as one [...]

Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston are OVER

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are officially over as of the week of September 9th, 2006. The exact reasons are still unknown, but according to US Magazine,
Vaughn tells Us that the split happened just before the actor left for London to begin work on his holiday comedy, Joe Claus. “It’s not common knowledge, but we’re [...]

In Other News…

Cameron Diaz’s most recent accidental topless pictures.
Brittany Murphy is HOT. Does anything else really matter?
Beyonce Glams it up. Nobody cares.
Emmaneulle Chriqui is still one of my favorite celebrities.
Lindsay Lohan has a double chin.
Jennifer Aniston is dating Matthew Perry now?

Jennifer Aniston’s transsexual sense of humor

Jennifer Aniston, upset that she couldn’t attend former ‘Friends’ star’s, Courtney Cox, birthday decided to remind Courtney that she was still thinking about her while over in London. Jen sent Courtney a transsexual look-alike of her character, Rachel Green. Jen said,
“I made it up to her by sending a trannie impersonator of Rachel. “He [...]

They did what, to who, when?

1 cat scares off several dogs. Not celebrity related, but if cats had celebrities, this cat would be it. (City Rag)
Jennifer Aniston has horrible foresight (Velvet Hot Tub)
James Blunt and Petra Nemcova are an item (INO)
Jessica Simpson is a mess, but is still trying real hard (Holly Scoop)
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have something to [...]

Jennifer Aniston enjoys being naked

In Jennifer Aniston’s and Vince Vaughn’s new movie, ‘The Break Up,’ there was a scene where Jen was required to walk across the set naked. She confessed,
I just got crazy, ripped off my skirt and went: ‘Woo! Woo!’
I guess there’s something liberating about walking around completely nude.
I am comfortable being naked
I would try and act [...]

Vince Vaughn wrote ‘The Break Up’ for Jennifer Aniston

Vince Vaughn, co-writer of ‘The Break Up,’ admitted he wrote the movie with Jennifer Aniston in mind before the two had even met. Vince told World Entertainment News network,
I had her in mind when I was writing, because I wanted someone who was good with comedy, but also a good actor. There was no second [...]

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn - the break up

Vince Vaughn is worried that Jennifer Aniston is still being troubled by her break up with Brad Pitt which caused her to hold resentment torwards Angelina Jolie. The Star reports that Vince believes Jen should handle her issues with Brad and Angelina now. A source said,
He (Vince Vaughn) feels now that their relationship was the [...]

Jennifer Aniston badgers Brad Pitt for money, Angelina Jolie says fuck off.

[tag]Jennifer Aniston[/tag] and [tag]Brad Pitt[/tag]’s founded a production company, Plan B, while they were married, but after the divorce set in, the company cut her fee for the movie, “The Senator’s Wife.” An aide of Jennifer Aniston allegedly told Star Magazine,
Jen called Brad because she wanted to sort this wrangle out.  She is shocked that [...]

Jennifer Aniston Loves the Attention!

[tag]Jennifer Aniston[/tag] was recently on Oprah (via phone) to squash the rumors that Oprah was throwing her an 8 million dollar wedding. The ex-Friends star was quoted as saying,
The rumors are so unbelievable. For us, I guess, at a certain point, you have no other choice but to think it’s funny.
Aniston definitely reads [...]

Jennifer Aniston and her Crummy Friends

[tag]Jennifer Aniston[/tag] was recently interviewed with her co-stars, [tag]Catherine Keener[/tag] and [tag]Joan Cusack[/tag], about their new movie, [tag]Friends With Money[/tag]. The interview was light hearted until the correspondent asked about a possible $8 million wedding that [tag]Oprah[/tag] might throw for [tag]Vince Vaughn[/tag] and Aniston. Aniston was left speechless, so Keener chimed in with,
I [...]

Friends with money will make no money

[tag]Jennifer Aniston[/tag] “Braved” the rain at the red carpet this monday for the premier of her latest film, “[tag]Friends With Money[/tag]” this week. I have no plans to see this movie; in fact I wasn’t even aware it existed. But I was reassured, no, inspired by the plucky starlet. She has every [...]

Anniston Moves to Chicago!

[tag] Jennifer Anniston [/tag] decided to call it quits and move to Chicago with [tag]Vince Vaughn[/tag]. I think the only reason she is moving to the Windy City is because she stinks and she needs a new place to air out her stench.
She was recently quoted as saying,
“It makes sense for me to leave,’ she [...]

Michael Douglas Talks Smack

In an interview with GQ magazine, [tag]Michael Douglas[/tag] recently talked a lot of garbage about Hollywood’s A-list: Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Renee Zellweger, and Jennifer Aniston. I don’t really care for Hollywood’s A-list. I don’t really care for Michael Douglas. I really just want to know how big are his Man Tits?
I [...]

Jennifer Aniston: The next Hollywood Waste?

I am obsessed with Jennifer Aniston today. The media just seems to love her. With both her fizzled relationship with Brad Pitt and her new relationship with Vince Vaughn on the table,she is just a stationary target; even I could hit it.
Star Magazine reports that Vince Vaughn is trying to fatten up Jennifer Aniston.
A [...]

Aniston doesn’t want pity she deserves

Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want pity. She must be in the acceptance stage of the breakup now, but the fact that she says she does not want pity is garbage. She definately goes to sleep every night wondering what she did wrong and how she managed to lose Brad Pitt to someone who collects orphans [...]