Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Jenna Jameson

T.O. Loves Porn

Derek Hail — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:55:13 +0000

TMZ has a hilarious picture of Terrell Owens walking into the frame of a porno shoot.

The photo shows the Dallas Cowboy strolling into an adult photo shoot with a huge smile on his face. After being displayed on the porno company’s site, the shot wound up on TheDirty.com with the headline “T.O. Loves Porn.” Turns out, Owens loves to pick fights even more — and immediately launched his legal team to clean up the mess.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been accidentally caught due to porn, especially with a huge smile on my face. Porn producers are getting really ballsy shooting in the middle of the day on the streets. Everytime I see a porno now it’s like filmed at the local supermarket. A woman needs help so the produce guy comes over and helps her choose a cucumber. Wait, that’s not porn. That’s good customer service. I get confused sometimes.

Jenna Jameson’s Idiotic Tattoos

Derek Hail — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:44:00 +0000

I hate it when hot chicks get huge tattoos. Normally, something small is ok, but a huge tattoo sprawled across your back is just nasty. How can a woman wear a nice dress and go to a classy event with a huge tattoo on her back? Let me rephrase that to apply to Jenna: How can a woman who’s taken over 1,000 penises to the face wear a nice dress and try NOT to look like a whore on film with a huge tattoo on her back? What is she “not afraid of”? I’ve seen her work, any woman who’s done what she’s done on film has no fear.

Jenna Jameson Supports Peta, Pleather

Derek Hail — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 06:30:32 +0000

Here is Jenna Jameson in the new PETA ad where she is obviously supporting “Pleather” and people with good photoshop skills. I would go on about her looks, but this is the first picture I have seen on the internet that actually has a smell. Summer’s Eve anyone?

Jenna Jamison sips champagne before sex

Derek Hail — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:34:30 +0000

Here we see Jenna Jameson sipping champagne with her gorilla of a boyfriend, Tito Ortiz. It’s obvious they are going to have sex after this because that’s what tipsy ex-porn stars do. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure that out guys. Get with the program.