Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Jenna Jameson

T.O. Loves Porn

Derek Hail — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:55:13 +0000

TMZ has a hilarious picture of Terrell Owens walking into the frame of a porno shoot.

The photo shows the Dallas Cowboy strolling into an adult photo shoot with a huge smile on his face. After being displayed on the porno company’s site, the shot wound up on TheDirty.com with the headline “T.O. Loves Porn.” Turns out, Owens loves to pick fights even more — and immediately launched his legal team to clean up the mess.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been accidentally caught due to porn, especially with a huge smile on my face. Porn producers are getting really ballsy shooting in the middle of the day on the streets. Everytime I see a porno now it’s like filmed at the local supermarket. A woman needs help so the produce guy comes over and helps her choose a cucumber. Wait, that’s not porn. That’s good customer service. I get confused sometimes.

Jenna Jameson’s Idiotic Tattoos

Derek Hail — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:44:00 +0000

I hate it when hot chicks get huge tattoos. Normally, something small is ok, but a huge tattoo sprawled across your back is just nasty. How can a woman wear a nice dress and go to a classy event with a huge tattoo on her back? Let me rephrase that to apply to Jenna: How can a woman who’s taken over 1,000 penises to the face wear a nice dress and try NOT to look like a whore on film with a huge tattoo on her back? What is she “not afraid of”? I’ve seen her work, any woman who’s done what she’s done on film has no fear.

Jenna Jameson Supports Peta, Pleather

Derek Hail — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 06:30:32 +0000

Here is Jenna Jameson in the new PETA ad where she is obviously supporting “Pleather” and people with good photoshop skills. I would go on about her looks, but this is the first picture I have seen on the internet that actually has a smell. Summer’s Eve anyone?

Jenna Jamison sips champagne before sex

Derek Hail — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:34:30 +0000

Here we see Jenna Jameson sipping champagne with her gorilla of a boyfriend, Tito Ortiz. It’s obvious they are going to have sex after this because that’s what tipsy ex-porn stars do. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure that out guys. Get with the program.

Is Jenna Jameson getting better?

Derek Hail — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:00:27 +0000

Last we saw Jenna Jameson, she wasn’t looking too hot. Now we see her out and about looking a bit better and the question arises: Would you still do her? Yes, her lips are still very “duck shaped” and she is a bit too thin, but she is starting to look better. So would you? The correct answer is no.

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Jenna Jameson or Undead Clown?

Derek Hail — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:04:40 +0000

We need to make one thing clear for everyone. Jenna Jameson is an absolute clown. I’m not talking about a normal clown that is paid to entertain children at shitty birthday parties, but the type of clown you’d expect to see in “Night of the Living Dead.” If she were prancing down the runway with her arms extended and chanted “Brains,” I’d bee line for the door screaming for my life. I’m not saying I’m a pansy, but I am saying I don’t like undead creatures and with the amount of bones showing through her clown suit it appears Jenna Jameson died months ago.

Jenna Jameson nude in FHM magazine, has a birthday party

Derek Hail — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:19:44 +0000

Jenna Jameson celebrated her birthday with a burlesque show. Even though she is shrinking in both size and popularity, according to TMZ, who was in attendance, Tito Ortiz said,

“I love you baby … happy 23rd birthday.”

Tito must have meant 23 pounds because Jenna really just turned 33. Sure, it’s nice and polite to lie to a woman about her age, but come on now. She really is beginning to look her age. In a few more years, I wouldn’t be surprised if she looked as busted as Pamela Anderson.

Jenna Jameson destroys her vagina, loses fans and weight

Derek Hail — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 14:56:47 +0000

Sure, she’s a skeleton here, but how about Nude pictures in FHM?

Jenna Jameson, who recently underwent a Vaginoplasty operation, let her fans down extremely at the Exxxotica convention in Miami Beach. Not only was she sickly skinny, but she didn’t stay as long as she should have. According to Page Six, an insider said,

“She was contractually supposed to show up for a total of six hours in two days yet arrived late both days and blew off the event 45 minutes early on the second day of her appearance.”

However, the event organizer, Jay Handy, claimed Jenna Jameson fulfilled her contract and would be asked back for another appearance next year. Jay Handy said,

“Jenna fulfilled her contract, and Jenna had a classic Jenna fan line – the biggest line, [one] that wrapped around the Convention Hall.”

She may have had the biggest fan line, but after a botched vaginoplasty, I wouldn’t be surprised if she had the ugliest vagina.