Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Jenna Fischer

Jenna Fischer Celebrates Being a Creepy Cat Lady

thebrokenfarted — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:00:37 +0000

For the Kitten Rescue’s 1st Annual Furball Event, Jenna Fischer showed up showing some spirit. While she donned her best Tweety Bird yellow ensemble, I’m quite sure someone in a tuxedo was sputtering out “Sufferin’ succotash!” Yeah… anyways, after seeing her role on “The Office,” there’s no real surprise about Jenna being a cat lover.

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She’s still not sexy

Derek Hail — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:49:55 +0000

Jenna Fischer still can’t muster up enough sexiness to be bangable. When she smiles, it looks like she’s trying to drop a duece but can’t quite get it out. Rock back and forth Jenna. It helps.

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Jenna Fischer doesn’t make me hot

Derek Hail — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:40:02 +0000

I don’t know what it is, but Jenna Fischer doesn’t turn me on at all. She’s too goody goody. Whenever I see her trying to act sexy it just seems unnatural. In fact, if there were ever a Jenna Fischer sex tape, I’m pretty sure it would involve her sitting behind a desk and staring at the camera with weird faces for 23 minutes. Then, a midget would appear from underneath the desk and we would then realize there WAS sex going on under there after all! Those midgets…they’re so crafty and clever. I want one for Christmas!