Even though Rihanna nude would make several people happy, I am neither a fan of hers nor Jay-Z’s. However, I have the incessant need to praise naked women, which is why these nude Rihanna pics from “Umbrella” have made their way to DerekHail.com. In addition, my readers love nude pics and at least I’m making someone other than myself happy by posting them.

Now, to my utter disappointment, these pictures are not full on naked pictures of Rihanna, but it’s the closest we as a community of perverts have come to seeing this beautiful young singer nude.  So, without further ado, check out the remainder of the nude Rihanna photos.

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Gwyneth Paltrow is a huge rap-star. She recently made a guest appearance at Jay-Z’s concert doing some vocals (video above). Not only does this puzzle me, it makes me laugh. Gwyneth, who sounds worse than a chipmunk in heat, still sounds better than Paris Hilton.

[tag]Lindsay Lohan[/tag] has been casted to play the DJ, Samantha Ronson. Samantha Ronson is having a movie made about her; she is also on the same label as [tag]Jay-Z[/tag]. She was thrilled to hear Lohan would be playing her in the new movie. She was quoted as saying,

…if you told me tomorrow that she (Lohan) was going to build a city in the ocean, I’d be like, ‘just let me know when you’re opening – I’ll DJ the party.

What would a city in the ocean built by Lohan look like? Perhaps a load of coke turned into a floating crack city. I’ll bring [tag]Whitney Houston[/tag] as my date. Of course Whitney would try to smoke the walls. Oh Whitney! You’re so silly!

Pictures of Lindsay Lohan Wax Statue:

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Breaking news. Beyonce and Jay-Z are at the beach. Write that down.