“OMG Did someone say toga party?!?!!!!!” must have been the first words that came out her mouth when Jaslene Gonzalez showed up at the Samsung electronics launch in New York.  She proudly came wrapped in her silk bedsheets ready to do some mean kegstands, because that seems like the only explanation for wearing this.  It’s cute.  It demonstrates she showed some effort regarding rising to the occasion, because obviously everyone else forgot, or simply showed up for the free booze.

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Jaslene Gonzalez is from America’s Next Top Model, the show where they bring together a whole bunch of skinny women who are ugly and in the end, pick the only hot one out of the group to win.  It’s really a horrible show.  They let the ugly women think they can win up until the end and then BAM, the hot chick screws them over again.  Seriously, I was once watching an episode and for 20 minutes I thought I was watching a petting zoo fashion show.

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