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Jamie Lynn Spears Child Porno Leak

thebrokenfarted — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 11:00:32 +0000

Celebrities have a reason for not trusting Wal-Mart–or at least Jamie Lynn Spears does. After dropping off some digital film at this super shopping center that appears on every corner, one of the guys at the photo lab made extra copies and is trying to peddle them for extra cash.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ federal and local authorities are on the hunt for someone peddling 12 pics of Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn, daughter Maddie and baby daddy Casey Aldridge. One of the pictures shows Jamie Lynn breast feeding Maddie — Jamie Lynn’s left breast is exposed.

For the most part, I anticipate not too much excitement is going to go down if this is the Wal-Mart in the Spears’ native hometown. Anyone that this guy offers to sell these pictures to on the street would probably already be pretty intimate with Jamie’s anatomy to not take interest in these things (aside from the fact its technically child pornography). It’s almost like bragging about sleeping with the village whore pretty much.

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Jamie Lynn Spears’ Wally World Adventure

thebrokenfarted — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:42:16 +0000

Jamie Lynn Spears faced the light of day today and went cruising around with her suckling buddy Maddie Briann.

After a visit to the doctor’s office, the two popped by the local Wal-Mart — the same spot where Jamie Lynn celebrated her 17th birthday in April.

The group finished off the afternoon with lunch at the Spears’ family favorite, Nyla’s Burger Basket.

Give this girl her own infomercial! It’s hard to imagine that she had a baby and didn’t just steal one from her sister, what with her runs to Walmart for Ho-Hos and waffle fries from Burger Basket. Oh to be young and skanky again. So resilient and so full of life…

Jamie Lynn Spears got her GED

Derek Hail — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:04:58 +0000

I know the site has been looking like a 4 year old is writing it, that’s my bad. Along with the technical issues we had over the weekend, we were tweaking a few behind the scenes tools as well. The 40 Phillipino kids we “hire” to get us our pictures decided they didn’t want to live in Derek Hail’s basement anymore. They also wanted to be paid. Well, not to worry. A quick tazer to one of them showed the group that we mean business and they are back to work!

Oh and by the way, Jamie Lynn Spears got her GED!

Maury has got to be excited

Derek Hail — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 12:01:44 +0000

Maury Povich must be frantically trying to book the Spears family on his show.

The father of Jamie Lynn Spears baby is NOT boyfriend Casey Aldridge, according to shocking reports from the U.S.

News that Britney’s sister was pregnant at 16 – under the legal age for sex in the U.S. – forced 18-year-old Casey into hiding.

But now Star magazine insists that the teenager may not be the dad – and that Spears’ friends and family think it is an older man who would face statutory rape charges.

Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey – and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children’s TV show ‘Zoey 101′.

“Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified,” Star magazine insists.

They say the real reason is that an older man could be charged with statutory rape if revealed to be the father of an under-aged girl’s baby.

Wow. Now that is crazy news. Not only does that make Jamie Lynn a total skank, but that puts Nickelodeon’s whole production team under fire. Jamie Lynn should totally go on Maury though. I wonder if she would run off stage when Maury revealed someone was not the father.

Jamie Lynn Spears to host special

Derek Hail — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:55:40 +0000

Jamie Lynn Spears is set to host a show on Nickelodeon about teen pregnancy.

Nickelodeon is considering airing a special about sex and love after its Zoey 101 star Jamie Lynn Spears announced she was pregnant at age 16 this past week.

Veteran newswoman Linda Ellerbee, who has done shows before on the network, would host, the Associated Press reports. “I think it’s important that something be done,” she said.

Why girls look up to anyone with the last name Spears is beyond me. They should lock up this entire family in a tower like they did in the Middle Ages. Then the only one that could set them free is a brave knight looking for love…or a white guy who thinks he’s a rapper. Whichever comes first.

Jamie-Lynn Spears is Pregnant, Knocked Up, Bare-Footed, Has a Baby?

Derek Hail — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:03:27 +0000

In an interview with OK! Magazine, Jamie Lynn Spears (a 16 year old girl) reveals that she is pregnant and the father is none other than Casey Aldridge or otherwise known as some guy who looks much older than 16. According to TMZ,

A source tells us the interview, which hits stands tomorrow, is six pages and is on the record with Jamie Lynn and her mother. She tells the mag that the father is Casey Aldridge, who she has been dating for some time and first met at church. Brit’s younger sister, star of Nick’s “Zoey 101,” says she’s keeping the baby.

I haven’t been to church in a while, but I’ll be there this Sunday. I had no idea church was a place to pick up women who give it up. As a matter of fact, I hope there is a Tuesday night mass. I need to put a little Christ in me and a few other people.

Update - I just realized both Britney Spears and Jamie-Lynn Spears are from the South where crops grow and cows graze and meat drops out of every hole. I am unfortunately from New York. Road trip to Alabama anyone?

Jamie-Lynn Spears Saves Britney

Derek Hail — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 15:39:02 +0000

Britney Spears, and her sister, Jamie-Lynn Spears, were confronted by a crazy fan who no longer wants Britney Spears to show her face around town. You can hear the fan screaming,

“Nobody wants you in this neighborhood”

The paparazzi’s came to Britney’s defense by telling the woman she’s a bitch, but Jamie-Lynn was the one who screamed back. She said,

“Well then move the fuck out.”

What a bitch. Although, I don’t understand her retort. If the fan were to yell something along the lines of, “I don’t want to be in the same town as you,” I’d understand the “move the fuck out” line, but in reality, she said “nobody wants YOU.” At least she tried right?

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Jamie-Lynn Spears: The Next Spears Trainwreck?

Derek Hail — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 19:38:46 +0000

Jamie-Lynn Spears may only be 16, but trainwreck is in her blood. She’s the younger sister of Britney Spears y’all! It’s hard to make fun of such a young and innocent girl, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s either pregnant or drunk in an alleyway before the age of 18. Time will tell.