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Jamie Lynn Spears Child Porno Leak

thebrokenfarted — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 11:00:32 +0000

Celebrities have a reason for not trusting Wal-Mart–or at least Jamie Lynn Spears does. After dropping off some digital film at this super shopping center that appears on every corner, one of the guys at the photo lab made extra copies and is trying to peddle them for extra cash.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ federal and local authorities are on the hunt for someone peddling 12 pics of Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn, daughter Maddie and baby daddy Casey Aldridge. One of the pictures shows Jamie Lynn breast feeding Maddie — Jamie Lynn’s left breast is exposed.

For the most part, I anticipate not too much excitement is going to go down if this is the Wal-Mart in the Spears’ native hometown. Anyone that this guy offers to sell these pictures to on the street would probably already be pretty intimate with Jamie’s anatomy to not take interest in these things (aside from the fact its technically child pornography). It’s almost like bragging about sleeping with the village whore pretty much.

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Jamie Lynn Spears’ Wally World Adventure

thebrokenfarted — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:42:16 +0000

Jamie Lynn Spears faced the light of day today and went cruising around with her suckling buddy Maddie Briann.

After a visit to the doctor’s office, the two popped by the local Wal-Mart — the same spot where Jamie Lynn celebrated her 17th birthday in April.

The group finished off the afternoon with lunch at the Spears’ family favorite, Nyla’s Burger Basket.

Give this girl her own infomercial! It’s hard to imagine that she had a baby and didn’t just steal one from her sister, what with her runs to Walmart for Ho-Hos and waffle fries from Burger Basket. Oh to be young and skanky again. So resilient and so full of life…

Jamie Lynn Spears got her GED

Derek Hail — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:04:58 +0000

I know the site has been looking like a 4 year old is writing it, that’s my bad. Along with the technical issues we had over the weekend, we were tweaking a few behind the scenes tools as well. The 40 Phillipino kids we “hire” to get us our pictures decided they didn’t want to live in Derek Hail’s basement anymore. They also wanted to be paid. Well, not to worry. A quick tazer to one of them showed the group that we mean business and they are back to work!

Oh and by the way, Jamie Lynn Spears got her GED!

Maury has got to be excited

Derek Hail — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 12:01:44 +0000

Maury Povich must be frantically trying to book the Spears family on his show.

The father of Jamie Lynn Spears baby is NOT boyfriend Casey Aldridge, according to shocking reports from the U.S.

News that Britney’s sister was pregnant at 16 – under the legal age for sex in the U.S. – forced 18-year-old Casey into hiding.

But now Star magazine insists that the teenager may not be the dad – and that Spears’ friends and family think it is an older man who would face statutory rape charges.

Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey – and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children’s TV show ‘Zoey 101′.

“Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified,” Star magazine insists.

They say the real reason is that an older man could be charged with statutory rape if revealed to be the father of an under-aged girl’s baby.

Wow. Now that is crazy news. Not only does that make Jamie Lynn a total skank, but that puts Nickelodeon’s whole production team under fire. Jamie Lynn should totally go on Maury though. I wonder if she would run off stage when Maury revealed someone was not the father.