James Brown, 76 days after his death on Christmas day, was finally buried by his close family members on Saturday, March 10th, 2007. Why they left him out of the ground for so long is beyond me, but maybe they kept hoping he would wake up. However, he obviously didn’t wake up. They finally caught the undertaker who would reposition James Brown in the middle of the night, which then proved that James Brown really is dead.

So maybe the undertaker wasn’t playing with James Brown while deceased, but why would any family leave their dead relative unburied for such a long time? I just don’t understand.