Senile actor, Jack Nicholson now believes he may have as many as 9,000 kids running around reports the Sun:

The legendary Lothario has four acknowledged offspring by three women.

But Shining star Jack said: “There could be 9,000 for all I know – I used to live so freely.”

OK, So he didn’t exactly say that he had 9,000 kids running around but the headline drew you in didn’t it?  Apparently, Jacko was a big man whore in his day which is why he’s pictured below on a boat full of hotties in France.  I have pictures like that too, only replace the hotties with stuffed animals…and instead of a boat it was my grandmother’s backyard.  That was a wild night.

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Jack Nicholson convinced Martin Scorsese to include a sex scene including Jack and two women, one of which would be wearing a strap on, in the new movie being filmed, “The Departed.” According to Page Six, Jack told Rolling Stone,

“I thought it would be more frightening if my character had a sexual component . . . so I called Marty up and said, ‘Look, I just thought of what would be an interesting scene of [my character] having wild sex. And in this scene with two girls, one of the girls is wearing a strap-on’ . . . This was my idea and improvisational, and Marty went for it.”

Jack obviously had a fantasy and realized this may be the closest he will be to ever achieving it. Once Martin approved his idea, Jack probably had a pep talk with himself in the mirror pleading not to screw it up.