Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Ivanka Trump

Ivanka Trump is so hot I’m speechless

Derek Hail — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 15:06:32 +0000

Wow. I know it’s ballsy to say but Ivanka Trump looks about as hot as any Victoria Secret Angel in these pictures. Granted we can’t see her body, but hot damn if that isn’t an attractive lady. Who knows though, in a few years she might be a pompous douchebag with a bad comb over. It’s in her blood ya know.

This is one chest you will never see

Derek Hail — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:31:12 +0000

There are few things in life that are guaranteed. You’re sure never to meet the prince of Nigeria who wants to give you his dead father’s millions, and I’m 100% positive you will never see Ivanka Trump’s rack. Sorry people, she’s got way too much going on. Hot chick usually have to show their body to become this high profile, Ivanka was born into it. I hate to break it to you guys, but this is the best you will ever get.

Ivanka Trump Denied Entry by Bouncer at Club

Derek Hail — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:44:42 +0000

Ivanka Trump was coerced by friends to hit “Black & White” this past Friday night, but she was denied entry by the bouncer because she forgot her I.D. Counting Crows frontman Adam Duritz desperately tried to convince the bouncer to let her in, but he failed. According to Page Six,

Trump gratefully went home. She told Page Six she was glad for the excuse: “It was fine. I had no particular interest in going anyway.”

This just goes to show you that even when you’re an heiress of billions of dollars, a bouncer could fuck up your Friday.

And just like Ivanka Trump being denied from the club, it would be an absolute travesty to deny you pictures of this hot heiress. Here is Ivanka Trump in October 2007 issue of Arena Magazine in the UK.

Ivanka Trump Loves Intelligent Men, probably sleeps with gorgeous men

Derek Hail — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:47:52 +0000

Ivanka Trump, remaining completely true to womanly form, has claimed she prefers an intelligent man as opposed to a gorgeous man. Like most women, they’re not only lying to you, they’re lying to themselves. The bottom line is, every woman wants the gorgeous hunk, who just happens to be smart. Personal opinion aside, according to People, Ivanka said,

“I mean, it’s great to go on a few dates with somebody who’s gorgeous and maybe doesn’t have anything else to say, but [intelligence] is the most important thing to me in the long-run – and a sense of humor doesn’t hurt.”

For some reason, the following just seems right. “Ain’t nothing wrong with slumming with a male model. Shit, look at those abs. However, this dumb motherfucker can’t even teach the kids to read! I sure ain’t doing that shit, I have a hair appointment.”