After the DNA results revealed Larry Birkhead as the true father of Dannielynn Hope, he still wasn’t able to take his own daughter back to the United States until the pending custody battle would be resolved. However, Howard K. Stern, being the good sport that he is, was attempting to contact Larry last night so that he could be reuinted with his child, semen. Unfortunately, Howard was completely unsucessful until he decided to use TMZ to contact Larry.

A member of Howard’s camp approached TMZ and asked if they would be able to contact Larry Birkhead. They did and shortly after, Larry arrived at Howard K. Stern’s for an emotional reunion with his fully developed sperm.

The results of the paternity test of Dannielynn Hope are due to be released shortly. As earlier reported, Howard K. Stern attempted to appeal the release of the results, but he failed. Now, Larry Birkhead, may actually get what he wants – custody of Dannielynn.

As TMZ reports, Larry Birkhead arrived at court in the Bahamas just moments ago with his family, and commented to the reporters, “I hope to leave with one more.”
While this ongoing controversy is about to come to an end, I’m sure the results of the DNA test are either going to be inconclusive or will be the most surprising results of the century.

If I were to discover I wasn’t the father of Dannielynn, I’d mourn for the child and the fortune she is set to inherit from Anna Nicole Smith’s marriage to an oil tycoon.

Not only is this a battle of paternity, but its a battle for a winning lottery ticket.

The paternity test of Dannielynn Hope, Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter, has been completed and the world awaits the results. Even though Howard K. Stern attempted to appeal the release of the results, he was denied and fined $10,000. According to TMZ, the results of the paternity test should be released sometime next week.

The results of this test have been long awaited, but at this point, it doesn’t even matter. The Pope can be this child’s father and she is still going to have one fucked up life – her whole family is dead. The chance at living a normal life, although very unfortunate and sad, is almost slim to none. A Dannielynn Hope “live a normal life foundations” needs to be started.

Anna Nicole Smith was living in a house bought by G. Ben Thompson on the notion that she would repay him at a later date. Howard K. Stern, who as of right now, has remained the sole executor of Anna Nicole’s estate, is currently residing in this house bought for Anna Nicole. However, G. Ben Thompson, after being interviewed by Access Hollywood said,(via TMZ)

“We know that Howard K. Stern cannot pass [the DNA test] in any way that would suggest he is the father of that particular child” – and so Thompson’s going to serve him with an eviction notice.

It is a good thing Howard K. Stern is a lawyer – he knows how fucked he is when the news gets out that he isn’t the father. From riches, to rags, to out on his ass chasing ambulances for food.

After months of an ongoing paternity battle over Dannielynn Hope, the newborn daughter of Anna Nicole “Is Dead” Smith, may have finally come to an end. Allegedly, Howard K. Stern has claimed he believes Larry Birkhead to be the father and has agreed to grant him his daughter if and only if Howard can remain the controller of Anna Nicole Smith’s estate. According to Nine MSN,

‘While Larry hasn’t commented publicly on the secret deal between the two men, he has revealed how happy it made him to hold five-month-old Dannielynn for the first time. He says seeing her confirmed to him what he knew in his heart all along – that he is her father. “She’s mine,” he says. “That’s my baby. She looks like me – she is mine.”‘

So wait, you’re telling me the Prince isn’t the father of Dannielynn? Fuck! There goes my money.

Howard K. Stern, who has seemingly fled the United States to the Bahamas to buried his deceased lover Anna Nicole Smith, currently has custody of the newborn child, Dannielynn Hope. Since Anna Nicole’s death, Howard Stern has attempted to open negotiations with Larry, but Mr. Birkhead refuses to negotiate anything other than how fast he will receive his child back. According to TMZ,

Debra Opri says the only subject of negotiation is “how fast he [Stern] will produce the child for a DNA test and how quickly he will allow that child to go to California with her real father.”

When will this damned saga end?! The only Smith left is not even a year old, and uite frankly, her life sucks. If this girl ends up becoming a serial murderer, I wouldn’t even be surprised. I would almost understand.

In 2001, Anna Nicole Smith‘s will was written and named Howard K. Stern as the sole executor of her estate. Although the will has not been updated since Dannielyn Hope was born, Anna Nicole’s estranged mother Vergie Arthur is currently battling Howard for the rights of Anna’s estate. Unfortunately for Vergie, the outlook appears grim because she was not mentioned in the original will.

For more updates, check back later!

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According to People Magazine, Anna Nicole Smith married Howard K. Stern. Although she looks as if she was the front runner for a rehabilitation institute, the glorious and holy event occurred around 3pm. Howard, dressed in a snazzy suit and Anna, wearing white (haha) with a bouquet of roses, exchanged vows and temporary, fake rings because the real ones were not ready, which further shows Anna is just in a rush to ride out the publicity train to profit off of her dead son. Can’t collect on oil? Profit from your son in the soil.