After the DNA results revealed Larry Birkhead as the true father of Dannielynn Hope, he still wasn’t able to take his own daughter back to the United States until the pending custody battle would be resolved. However, Howard K. Stern, being the good sport that he is, was attempting to contact Larry last night so that he could be reuinted with his child, semen. Unfortunately, Howard was completely unsucessful until he decided to use TMZ to contact Larry.

A member of Howard’s camp approached TMZ and asked if they would be able to contact Larry Birkhead. They did and shortly after, Larry arrived at Howard K. Stern’s for an emotional reunion with his fully developed sperm.

The results of the paternity test of Dannielynn Hope are due to be released shortly. As earlier reported, Howard K. Stern attempted to appeal the release of the results, but he failed. Now, Larry Birkhead, may actually get what he wants – custody of Dannielynn.

As TMZ reports, Larry Birkhead arrived at court in the Bahamas just moments ago with his family, and commented to the reporters, “I hope to leave with one more.”
While this ongoing controversy is about to come to an end, I’m sure the results of the DNA test are either going to be inconclusive or will be the most surprising results of the century.

If I were to discover I wasn’t the father of Dannielynn, I’d mourn for the child and the fortune she is set to inherit from Anna Nicole Smith’s marriage to an oil tycoon.

Not only is this a battle of paternity, but its a battle for a winning lottery ticket.

The paternity test of Dannielynn Hope, Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter, has been completed and the world awaits the results. Even though Howard K. Stern attempted to appeal the release of the results, he was denied and fined $10,000. According to TMZ, the results of the paternity test should be released sometime next week.

The results of this test have been long awaited, but at this point, it doesn’t even matter. The Pope can be this child’s father and she is still going to have one fucked up life – her whole family is dead. The chance at living a normal life, although very unfortunate and sad, is almost slim to none. A Dannielynn Hope “live a normal life foundations” needs to be started.

Anna Nicole Smith was living in a house bought by G. Ben Thompson on the notion that she would repay him at a later date. Howard K. Stern, who as of right now, has remained the sole executor of Anna Nicole’s estate, is currently residing in this house bought for Anna Nicole. However, G. Ben Thompson, after being interviewed by Access Hollywood said,(via TMZ)

“We know that Howard K. Stern cannot pass [the DNA test] in any way that would suggest he is the father of that particular child” – and so Thompson’s going to serve him with an eviction notice.

It is a good thing Howard K. Stern is a lawyer – he knows how fucked he is when the news gets out that he isn’t the father. From riches, to rags, to out on his ass chasing ambulances for food.