Hilary Swank was hospitalized this week after her doctor discovered what appeared to be a “benign growth.”

“She was experiencing some discomfort and went to see her doctor, who prescribed an immediate course of action that included a brief hospitalization to remove a small, benign growth,” the star’s manager, Jason Weinberg, said in a statement.

“Her condition has been resolved, and there are no continuing health issues, with the exception of some short-term rest and recuperation,” Weinberg said.

This will eventually prove to be the metaphorical “oil to the grease fire” for the people still deciding for themselves whether or not Hilary is a boy or a girl.  The mysterious and unexplained benign growth could be seen as the rebelling boner she’s been trying to tame for a while now.

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Hilary Swank, star of “Million Dollar Baby,” recently went to a CD store to buy some CDs with her 100 dollar gift certificate. Her total came to $99.58. Instead of leaving with her merchandise in a timely manner, she decided to hold up the line for her remaining $0.42 cents. According to Bang Show Biz,

“She had only spent $99.58 so the cashier rang up her purchases and then gave her a gift certificate for 42 cents. Hilary asked if she could have the change in actual coins instead.The manager had to be called to reopen the cash register, holding up the queue, and Hilary kept complaining about the inconvenience having to wait was causing her.
“But she still hung on for her 42 cents.”

I’m not a big-shot movie star and I can’t even make myself wait for any change what so ever. However I have a good reason. The jingling in my pockets prevents me from sneaking around with my other ninja friends.