Hilary Duff got her ass into shape for her wedding, and it looks like she’s doing everything in her power to stay in shape. Gotta keep the hubby interested.

Hey, we can all reap the side benefit of getting to enjoy those mouthwatering tits and ass in a dress. (Well, there aren’t any ass shots, but I’ll give Hilary credit, given that the rest of her curves are damn lethal in this tight little black dress).

Hilary’s set to play Bonnie and Clyde in the remake (if it ever gets made). I wouldn’t mind seeing her kick ass, so long as she’s wearing the tightest (or the fewest) clothes possible.

Photos by FAME

I barely recognize Hilary Duff here: she’s leaving a hair salon. You know she’s off the market, right? She married Mike Comrie last weekend. Guess the honeymoon was short.

But I have to admit, marriage seems to agree with Hilary. The chick looks hot.

I heard she spent six months working out 6 days a week to get in shape for her wedding. It sure as hell was worth it. But here’s a tip, Hilary: don’t let things slide too much know that you’ve tied the knot.

I heard you signed a prenup, so watch your ass. Don’t let it get too big or sag too much or you’ll be back on the market in a Hollywood minute.

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As if in a call-to-arms with America “Real Women Have Curves” Ferrera, here’s Hilary Duff going to the gym.

She may be pretty skinny, but as you can see, this chick ALSO has curves. Those tits look especially prominent, don’t they?

NHL player Mike Comrie hasn’t been hit in the head too many times with a puck: dude knew what he was doing when he proposed to this chick. I mean, I’m not sure hockey players get all that much tail. At least, not like the NBA and NFL ballers do.

But Hilary isn’t bad at all.

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I have to admit, I looked at Hilary Duff with new eyes after seeing these pictures of her filming a scene for Gossip Girl. She has nice legs and, from what I can tell, a nice ass. Until now, Hilary had always struck me as a priss. Even her publicly bitch-slapping Faye Dunaway didn’t change my mind.

Penn Badgley had to kiss her for this scene. I’d take that job. Or be the camera operator, who got to enjoy the sight of Hilary all day.

Photos by Bauer-Griffin

You have to give Gossip Girl credit. They’ve got a number of hot chicks on that show. Here’s Hilary Duff flashing a little bit of whatever cleavage she has. Kelly Rutherford (below, in purple) doesn’t look half bad. And I wish they’d put Jessica Szohr in a bikini on the show. It might actually bring the ratings of the show closer to what a real network usually gets. Just a suggestion.

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Hilary Duff wants us to know she’s all grown up. I have no problem with that. If she wanted to give Playboy a call, I’d have no objections to that either… But anyway. Here she is in Jack Magazine. It’s an Italian magazine, so you probably can’t read the text, but hey, who honestly gives a damn?

Enjoy Hilary in all her adult woman glory.

It’s hard to believe that Hilary Duff used to be in every family movie, show and talk show at some point of her life, and now she’s damned near baring all for a paycheck.  I’m sure no one minds–mostly because no one cares, but she seems to be doing a good job out there.  If it wasn’t for the fact that everytime I look at her face I see whiskers and round mouse ears, there could definately be something.  The fact that she’s on the cover of Maxim Germany must mean her old shows and movies have finally been translated and put on the air over there.

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In a turn of uncanny events, Hilary Duff seems to find herself trapped in a corner by the neighborhood mean ol’ alley cat.  After being cast in a remake of a Bonnie and Clyde movie, cast from the original movie Faye Dunaway has a bone to pick.

“Couldn’t they at least cast a real actress?” Faye, the original Bonnie, wondered last week after the Hilary casting choice was revealed.

…Hilary is now fighting back, telling E’s Daily 10,  “I think that my fans that are going to go see the movie don’t even know who she is, so you know…. I think it was a little unnecessary but I might be mad if I looked like that now too.”

 Looks like Hilary is that little scrappy kitten with lots of spunk.  I’m putting my money down on her; it might take a while before Faye puts down another come back–you know how old age is.

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