Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Heidi Klum

Hail’s Luscious Links

Tracee — Thu, 05 May 2011 02:59:22 +0000

Here’s a blast from the past of a former Victoria’s Secret Angel: Heidi Klum working it for Sports Illustrated in 1998.

Check out these luscious links:

Twilight star Anna Kendrick looks pretty HOT in her scraps-of-fabric and lace dress. – Moejackson
Diana Kruger seems HELL BENT on showing us she’s a Serious Actress by looking as frumpy as possible. Maybe that’s why nobody talks about her ? – I’m Not Obsessed
Elle Macpherson is still looking pretty SEXY in her tight jeans, low cut blouse, and her bra peeking through. – Celebslam
Olivia Munn shows she can fill out a BIKINI top while munching on a Carl Jr burger. MY kinda chick. – The Blemish
This is obviously Denise Richards BEFORE she got the breast implants removed! – Yeeeah
Take a look at this Jessica Alba RETROSEXTIVE. Seems fitting since she’s knocked up with baby #2. – CityRag
Watch Jessica Jane Clement BUSTING OUT of her bra top. – Hollywoodtuna

Heidi Klum Fights for Her Spot on the MILF List

Tracee — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 15:26:35 +0000

Heidi Klum and Seal have taken their pack of kids on vacation. Good for them: family vacations are great.

And look at Heidi in her bikini. The Queen of the Victoria’s Secret Angels proves that she’s still got it. Heidi can rock a bikini after four kids. She deserves her props.

I’m not sure Heidi gets the #1 spot on the MILF list (Gisele, I’m thinking of you), but Heidi still looks hot. Uplifted ass, long legs, good rack. Seal is a lucky bastard.

No wonder they’re doing a reality TV show about couples in love. If wives usually still looked like that after four kids, more husbands would still be in lust love.

Photos by Bauer-Griffin

Heidi Klum To Have Another Child

thebrokenfarted — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:15:09 +0000

We know Heidi Klum is beautiful, she knows she’s beautiful, and The Thing Seal definately knows she’s beautiful, so it’s highly understandable why she wants to continue filling the world with beautiful, beautiful children. And that my friends, is why she is pregnant again for the 4th time.

Supermodel and TV presenter Heidi Klum is pregnant with her fourth child, her singer husband Seal has said.

Seal confirmed the rumors from the stage of a concert on Thursday in New York’s Radio City Hall, telling the audience; “Heidi and I are having another baby. I mean, Heidi is doing all the work”, Us Weekly reported.

In the wake of the OctoMom and all the other women sporting babies hanging off their nipples as they make their way to their welfare checks, I don’t think there was anything quite as true as this inspiring quote about the female genitalia: “It’s not a clown car.”

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Heidi Klum in Italian GQ

thebrokenfarted — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:02:09 +0000

A day with Heidi Klum in it can always constitute itself as being a good day–even if it’s just you a couple of pictures of her from the Italian edition of GQ. It’s heartwarming to know that there are famous people out there with warm personalities, a sense of humor, and essentially easy going, but when they are all that AND incredibly hot…well it’s safe to say that the heart isn’t going to be the only thing warm under your clothing.

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Heidi Klum Digs Milk

thebrokenfarted — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 14:32:47 +0000

Heidi Klum is the latest celebrity to hit the spotlight for the “Got Milf Milk” ad campaign. I always wondered why there was so much focus on something that almost everyone drinks anyways…you would never see me trying to down a bowl of Rice Crispies with something like orange juice. If they really wanted to do something amazing, they should try a Kool-Aid campaign. I would love to see people the world over grinning with blue and red tongues and teeth before being klobbered by an overly aggressive pitcher of sugar water.

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Heidi Klum is the Last of the Enviromental Savy Elves

thebrokenfarted — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:00:57 +0000

It looks like Heidi Klum is hopping on the Green train! Being so ecologically savy, for Michael Kors’ 2009 Spring Show, she wowed us with how you can easily convert something so old as O.J. Simpson’s murder glove and turn it into a stunning weather beaten jacket. Wow! It makes me want to do something like helping to save the whales, or at least from what I can tell from her ears, help in saving the lives of the very few elfin people still left on the face of the Earth.

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Mike Myers kind of sucks

Derek Hail — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:50:13 +0000

I think Mike Myers has finally fallen off the funny truck. This Love Guru looks absolutely awful and everything he does lately just annoys me. Austin Powers was funny…for a little while, but after 3 of those movies enough was enough. Now this Love Guru just seems like the same thing rehashed. Now he’s wearing high heels while a model is wearing his shoes?! That’s revolutionary!

Heidi Klum wasn’t drugged

Derek Hail — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:41:56 +0000

When I first heard Heidi Klum was dating Seal, I thought maybe she was doing it for charity. Then when I heard she was marrying him I thought maybe she was drunk and doing it on a whim. When they started to pop out kids I thought, maybe it’s accidental. At this point, I can’t deny it any further. I’m pretty sure Seal didn’t drug Heidi Klum, I think Heidi is just an idiot.