I’m not so sure about the new movie Scream 4. These chicks don’t make me wanna scream (although I give full props to Hayden Panettiere for at least trying to provide a little eye candy with those little tits propped up there- we all know Hayden’s stocky body doesn’t have much in the way of REAL or even fake tits).

So besides Hayden working her little titties for all they’re worth, who else do we have? Courteney Cox may have looked like a hot piece of ass on the beach, but she’s not doing much for me here.

Neither is Neve Campbell.

And Emma Roberts? About as sexy as her Aunt Julia.

Oh well.

Photos by FAME

Here’s Hayden Panettiere at her boyfriend’s brother’s boxing match.

She’s a good girlfriend, isn’t she?

I wonder if that extra cleavage was to give a little, um, motivation. If so, then it worked, ’cause the dude WON.

Hayden’s making the case to make her tight little ass one of the family. Although I have to say, that dude she’s dating looks WAY too big for her tiny ass.

Hayden must like’em big.

Now if only she took that attitude towards her tits. Showing cleavage is never a bad thing, but it’s much nicer when you have some tits. Just to make things interesting.

And since I’m observing shit, a little meat on your bones would probably help everything, Hayden. You’ve almost got the bobblehead look going on here.

Photos by FAME

Little Hayden Panettiere’s all grown up. She won’t peak in high school like her character on I Love You, Beth Cooper. As far as I know, she hasn’t replaced Milo, so she’s still available. And she likes older men. I’d hit that.

If you want the pictures, they’ll be in the August issue of GQ.

Having a good time?  Well, you’re not fooling anyone here Hayden Panettiere.  Rarely is anyone, especially the men, excited about a pool party or the LG Xenon Splash Pool Party to be exact that features no pool, no bikinis, nada.  To continue rubbing salt into the wound, they give her a beach towel. A BEACH TOWEL.  At least the commercial gave Hayden a tan. 

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For a change, Hayden Panettiere experienced life as a 19 year old.  After entering a bar through the side door for a 21 and over venue, Hayden had to call for the aid of cops after being kicked out and having her license confiscated.

“At that time we asked her and her friends to leave,” NV Lounge owner John Reznick tells E! News, adding that the actress cooperated by giving her license to an employee.

It was at that point, Reznick says, that Panettiere was informed of venue’s policy to hand over confiscated IDs to the Suffern Police Department.

“When my officers arrived on the scene we questioned Panettiere,” Det. Craig Long tells E! News. “I asked her if she tried to buy alcohol and she denied it. Panettiere told me that someone opened the side door of the nightclub so she could go inside and say hello to friends, not buy drinks.”

While I sort of see that “I wanted to hang out with drunks, but not drink theory” sounds cute enough for it’s own anti-alcohol ad, I somewhat highly doubt this theory.  If she wasn’t carded, she would have been with the rest of them puking in the restrooms and holding each other’s hair.  What do you think was the giveaway?  Well, besides being a famous celebrity, those turkey breasts of hers could have possibly been a dead giveaway.

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