If someone was really thinking at this point, they would be making a documentary of the Harry Potter kids.  Every time I turn around something dramatic is happening: someone’s turning legal, someone’s getting shot, and this time around, someone is smoking a serious load of weed.

Jamie Waylett, the guy who played Vincent Crabbe in all five Potter flicks, was arrested in London on Thursday after cops say they found eight bags of weed in a car Jamie and another man were in.

Later that day, cops tell TMZ they raided Jamie’s home — where officials say cops found a bunch of plants “believed to be cannabis plants and equipment for the cultivation of plants.”

You have to admit, this crab patty was looking out for himself the same way the main stars of the films are.  When you’re that overweight and ugly, there is a smaller chance anyone would want to see you on stage nude on Broadway.  What’s the best way to keep yourself rolling in a nice stow of cash?  Apparently investing it in the cannibis stock market! Jackpot!

I hope he’s got some bail money saved up for this.

Daniel Radcliffe, or as he is better known, Harry Potter, will roam naked while playing a man who has a “religious-erotic obsession with horses,” in the production, “Equus,” but he isn’t sure how well he can pull off the role. According to the Chronicle,

“It’s a really challenging play, but if I can pull it off – which we don’t know if I can yet – I hope people will stop and think, ‘Maybe he can do something other than Harry’.”

Great. Emma Watson is allegedly a lush, and Harry wants to play with horses. No, not how normal people would play with horses, but how naked people would play with horses. It is unclear if Harry is going to be “under” the horse or “on” the horse, but regardless of the position, I’m sure we will be hearing some strange noises and they won’t be magic spells.

Some Stills from the next Harry Potter movie: