Harry Morton cannot seem to escape his ex-lover, Lindsay Lohan, who lives a floor above him in the L.A. Sierra Towers. If this wasn’t bad enough, last month, Lindsay Lohan’s pipes leaked all over Harry Morton and his apartment. According to Page Six,

“There were plumbing issues and it leaked all over Harry’s multimillion-dollar apartment,” our sources added. A rep for Lohan said, “This happened while Lindsay was in New York and we find the timing odd, but the situation is being dealt with.

Ain’t that shit the worst? Who wants to date a girl with leaking pipes. I mean, whats leaking out of it? Could be a multitude of things… water leaks… sewage leaks… Generally, I may not be an expert or a Doctor, which I have made very clear in the past, but if you start dating a woman and discover her pipes are leaking, you’re better off finding a woman who is more responsible.

According to Page Six, a recently dumped Lindsay Lohan desired revenge. Although most normal, civilized people would move on after a extremely short relationship, Lindsay, the devious decided to seek vengeance on both Paris Hilton, by taking her ex-man, and Harry Morton. Lindsay Lohan, who recently was spotted hooking up with Stavros Niarchos, was heard telling Niarchos,

“No one can know I got dumped . . . You will look like a total stud, and it will drive Paris crazy [if we hang out together].”

There is a known problem with actors and actresses who lose their personal identity because they are pretending to be so many different people. Lindsay Slorhan may be one such actress. She appears to think she is still performing her role in “Mean Girls,” “Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen,” and that one movie she use to act out for herself in the mirror. What was it… Rimmerama?

(Disclaimer: She most likely did not act out Rimmerama, the porn flick, in the mirror, but it would be so fitting)

Lindsay Lohan, who has been linked to having a relationship with Harry Morton over the past couple of weeks, is supposedly single, married, and not single. Today, on People, they verbosely described a possible break up between Harry Morton and Lindsay, but then counteract their statement by saying they are together still. I personally don’t care about their relationship which is why this is the first article I have done on it, but I just wanted to clarify to everyone that no matter what is happening in the relationship, it is sure to be over soon because Lindsay Lohan bounces around men just as fast as Paris Hilton.

With that said, I love these new names of energy drinks. Rehab… Cocaine… What’s next? Meth?