Geez, a chick goes and gets hitched and THEN she tries to show how hot she is.

Although that’s a tough thing to do for the frighteningly scrawny Callista Flockhart.

Here’s Calista with her longtime boyfriend/new husband Harrison Ford at some Aviation Awards ceremony. Looks like Calista decided to liven things up by flashing her shoulders and wearing a sheer top.

Pasties keep us from seeing too much, but honestly, I’m not sure even this works. Maybe if she got all that shit off the lower half of the dress so we could actually see her body…

On second thought, I remember this chick from her Ally McBeal days. And I think I’ve seen about all I need to see.

She’s all yours, Harrison.

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You heard it here first!! My sources were able to provide a little information on the next upcoming Indiana Jones movie. Here it is:

Harrison Ford (Indy) has been sent to a Nursing Home because his kids couldn’t handle him walking outside the house naked wearing a hat and whipping random passerbys. The problem is that something is unusual about this nursing home. Indy investigates. Sleeps for 127 minutes. Then dies.

George Lucas and Steven Spielberg are adding the finishing touches to the end but that is the main idea. They are debating on whether or not to add in a chase scene involving wheelchairs. More later.

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